http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7631 Spoof News and Political Satire by victor nicholas en Copyright 2011, TheSpoof.com Thu, 22 Sep 2011 00:40:04 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7631 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by victor nicholas http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i100248 Police have released a picture of an image of a 15-year-old girl after a report of a sexual assault on the Isle of Wight. Constable Mike Milington said that image came about after police rounded up a number of potential suspects for the victim and... Thu, 22 Sep 2011 00:40:03 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i99594 Residents of Newtown were treated to an unusual spectacle over the weekend as a series of unidentified flying objects were seen hovering over The Solent. Longtime resident Emma Sandstrom, eighty-three of Dovercourt Crescent, says this was no ordin... Mon, 29 Aug 2011 02:57:18 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i98964 Rioting broke out this weekend late Saturday outside of Puckpool Gardens in Ryde. The riot began with local youths who are believed to have over indulged at the Puckpool Tea Garden after a long afternoon of mini-golf and Pétanque. The two Ryde you... Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:12:26 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i97821 The chamber maid from the Sofitel Hotel in Manhattan who accused Dominique Strauss-Khan of attempting to rape her is angry that Strauss-Kahn strode smiling from a Manhattan courtroom Friday after the judge in the attempted-rape case released him from... Fri, 01 Jul 2011 22:44:46 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i97672 Numerous sightings of what has been reported to be an other-worldly humanoid form creature have been reported in major centres on the Island over the past year including Newport, Cowes and Ryde, along with some sightings in Sandown and Wooton Bridge... Sun, 26 Jun 2011 23:27:46 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i97396 Mild mannered Burnley family man Alvin Topping 52 has come forward to local officials and turned himself in as the elusive Bigfoot alias the Sasquatch and Yeti. Topping, an actuarial by trade and clean shaven, seems an unlikely candidate for Bigfo... Sun, 19 Jun 2011 19:36:08 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i96678 Ryde - The shocking explosion set off by what police believe was a suicide bomber in a local mattress factory has set off one of the largest manhunts in recent memory to track down and apprehend the villain. News of the explosion has only surfaced... Sun, 29 May 2011 20:05:12 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i95950 Portsmouth - Constable Mike Millbury announced that they are on the lookout for a tatty raincoat and bowler hat approximately four foot two in height weighing three and one-half pounds, twelve to fifteen years years old, grey in colour but possibly a... Sat, 14 May 2011 02:49:01 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i94752 The annual Pommel Horse Polo match between Wooton and Cowes was held Sunday at Wooton Bridge with both teams struggling valiantly to hold out for a draw. Wooton captain Neil Harcourt said "While Cowes has more experience we have newer pommel horses s... Fri, 22 Apr 2011 16:18:44 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i93082 Ventnor - Public sentiment against David Pugh's Inaction Plan and possible implementation of government restraint measures has reached a fever pitch across the island with public skirmishes and demonstrations of show of force against the government t... Sat, 12 Mar 2011 20:10:38 GMT UK Headlines