http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7631 Spoof News and Political Satire by victor nicholas en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 08 Apr 2013 01:29:28 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7631 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by victor nicholas http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113464/isle-of-wight-news-park-and-ryde-program-cancelled The innovative Park and Ryde Program has been cancelled. While introduced to great fanfare as a sustainable initiative to reduce traffic, the program has been plagued with confusion and inefficiencies from the start. Residents seemed more than wi... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 01:29:27 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113139/isle-of-wight-news-mayor-baffled-by-decision A TOWN mayor has said he is baffled by an Isle of Wight Council decision. The Isle of Wight Council, which made the decision is sticking by the decision despite opposition from the Mayor. Council spokeman Gordon Gillies says "It is the right of... Sun, 17 Mar 2013 15:54:23 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113036/isle-of-wight-news-dont-forget-to-move-your-calendar-to-2013 Isle of Wight residents are reminded to move their calendars forward tonight to 2013. Despite the annual spring reminder and widespread use of the Internet there are many hold outs to sharing the 2013 calendar across the island with many communities... Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:16:46 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112514/homo-sapiens-continue-to-bludgeon-neanderthals 50,000 BC - Homo Sapiens are continuing their domination over Neanderthals this millennium as they have been over the last ten thousand years establishing a long term trend unprecedented in the Evolutionary League some would call a dynasty. Statis... Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:59:41 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111337/isle-of-wight-to-standardize-population-signage The Isle of Wight will be rolling out new signage next year for the outskirts of all cities, towns and villages announcing the name of the community and population. All communities going forward will have a standardized format sign with the same font... Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:05:57 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99594/isle-of-wight-news-flying-teacups-over-solent Residents of Newtown were treated to an unusual spectacle over the weekend as a series of unidentified flying objects were seen hovering over The Solent. Longtime resident Emma Sandstrom, eighty-three of Dovercourt Crescent, says this was no ordin... Mon, 29 Aug 2011 02:57:18 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/98964/isle-of-wight-news-weekend-rioting-at-puckpool-park Rioting broke out this weekend late Saturday outside of Puckpool Gardens in Ryde. The riot began with local youths who are believed to have over indulged at the Puckpool Tea Garden after a long afternoon of mini-golf and Petanque. The two Ryde you... Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:12:26 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/97821/chamber-maids-lawyer-lashes-out-against-strauss-kahn The chamber maid from the Sofitel Hotel in Manhattan who accused Dominique Strauss-Khan of attempting to rape her is angry that Strauss-Kahn strode smiling from a Manhattan courtroom Friday after the judge in the attempted-rape case released him from... Fri, 01 Jul 2011 22:44:46 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/97672/isle-of-wight-news-mysterious-nightcreeper-sightings-continue Numerous sightings of what has been reported to be an other-worldly humanoid form creature have been reported in major centres on the Island over the past year including Newport, Cowes and Ryde, along with some sightings in Sandown and Wooton Bridge... Sun, 26 Jun 2011 23:27:46 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/97396/burnley-man-admits-being-sasquatch Mild mannered Burnley family man Alvin Topping 52 has come forward to local officials and turned himself in as the elusive Bigfoot alias the Sasquatch and Yeti. Topping, an actuarial by trade and clean shaven, seems an unlikely candidate for Bigfo... Sun, 19 Jun 2011 19:36:08 GMT UK Headlines