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			<title>Spoof Writer&#39;s Union to go on Strike.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63361</link> 			
			<description>There was pandemonium at 10 Downing Street today, as the one of the Nations largest and most influential Unions threatened to take strike action. In doing so they would leave the public without spoof news for an indefinite period of time.

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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:44:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rival Football Fans At A Loss To Explain Hatred Of Eachother</title> 
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			<description>The footballing world was brought to a near standstill today, as rookie journalist Anthony Abdul Gonzales dared ask a question that is seldom ever talked about. Why do rival football fans hate each other?

Interviewing a special panel of supporters...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:18:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bin Laden Furious over X&#45;Factor results, Admits to Being Bored</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63103</link> 			
			<description>Notorious, cave&#45;dwelling villain Osama Bin Laden has broken a long silence to express his fury over &quot;Jedward&quot; beating his personal favourite, Lucie Jones, to stay in X&#45;factor.

&quot;This is what happens when you give everybody the right to vote. Jedwar...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:15:08 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>N&#39;Gog: I was framed</title> 
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			<description>David N&#39;Gog and Rafa Benitez have finally spoken out on last nights diving debacle against Birmingham City.

Liverpool&#39;s young French foward has claimed there is a conspiracy against him.

&quot;There were 45,000 fans there, and viewers from across th...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:59:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>British Government Considers Legalizing Honour Killings</title> 
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			<description>In an ever more desperate attempt to ease post&#45;colonial guilt and show the magnanimous virtues of free society, a vote will come before the Commons today on whether honour killings should be legalized. 

Nick Griffin, happy to speak on the behalf o...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:44:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Charity &quot;saves&quot; homosexual dog couple from right wing extremists</title> 
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			<description>An animal charity has stepped in to prevent what could have possibly ended in the murder of two male Pit Bull Terriers, found at a council estate in Mersyside. 

It is believed the dogs were owned by neighbours and members of fascist group, &quot;Ain&#39;t...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:15:16 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ahmadinejad: No Penis Envy in Tehran</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63033</link> 			
			<description>Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave a greater insight today into the reasons behind Iran&#39;s nuclear programme.

&quot;We are shocked and appalled at the idea that people suspect us of trying to create a Nuclear Missile. We would consider somethin...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:38:40 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63029</link> 			
			<description>The LAPD continued to make a mockery of law enforcement this week, in their latest ill&#45;fated investigation into the murder of Rap Legend Biggie Smalls.

Long after closing the initial case, a junior officer stumbled across &quot;Rap Beef&quot; volumes one to...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:29:20 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Torres: I&#39;m Prettier Than Drogba</title> 
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			<description>Liverpool pretty boy Fernando Torres has responded to remarks made by Didier Drogba, that come May the two will be very close at the top of the scoring charts. While Torres refused to deny this, he had a wholly different system of determining who is...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:32:09 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Sport Headlines</category>
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			<title>Authorities set to vote on new football rules</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62849</link> 			
			<description>Footballs Governing bodies are considering plans to make drastic alterations to footballing rules, in an attempt to make it as exciting, modern and profitable as it has ever been.

Ideas that have been mooted include having substitute referees, tha...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:22:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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