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			<title>Blatter hopes for &quot;fair and free&quot; election</title> 
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			<description>Incumbent Fifa Idiot in Chief Sepp Blatter took another step towards securing his already infamous reputation by expressing his desire for a &quot;fair and free&quot; Fifa election.

Blatter, will stand unopposed at the Fifa congress in Zurich tomorrow. &quot;All...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 18:43:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Netanyahu furious as Obama refuses to endorse 1100 BC borders</title> 
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			<description>Discord over the future of the Middle East Peace Process continued this morning after President Obama confirmed he would not endorse a proposal which would see Israel return to the borders marked in 1100 BC by the first Jewish settlers. 

According...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 14:34:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Senior Judge Shocks Commons: &quot;MP&#39;s will now have to follow the law&quot;</title> 
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			<description>In a shocking announcement today, it was confirmed that the Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales would be asking all Members of Parliament to now follow the laws of the Nation.

MP&#39;s have famously been exempt from being answerable to the law sin...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 14:07:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News</title> 
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			<description>Sir Alex Ferguson admitted in a press conference today that he had suspicions over the timing and motives of the U.S raid that killed Osama Bin Laden earlier this month.

&quot;For almost a decade this man has been on the run, yet for some reason he cou...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 10:12:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bin Laden Thought Navy Seals Were &quot;having a laugh&quot;</title> 
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			<description>More than two weeks after the death of infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden, details continue to emerge about the circumstances of his fatal shooting.

Bin Laden, who was alleged to have been unarmed at the time of his death, had believed the landing...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 17:26:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Spoof Writer&#39;s Union to go on Strike.</title> 
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			<description>There was pandemonium at 10 Downing Street today, as one of the Nations largest and most influential Unions threatened to take strike action. In doing so they would leave the public without spoof news for an indefinite period of time.

A source wit...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:44:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rival Football Fans At A Loss To Explain Hatred Of Eachother</title> 
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			<description>The footballing world was brought to a near standstill today, as rookie journalist Anthony Abdul Gonzales dared ask a question that is seldom ever talked about. Why do rival football fans hate each other?

Interviewing a special panel of supporters...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:18:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bin Laden Furious over X&#45;Factor results, Admits to Being Bored</title> 
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			<description>Notorious, cave&#45;dwelling villain Osama Bin Laden has broken a long silence to express his fury over &quot;Jedward&quot; beating his personal favourite, Lucie Jones, to stay in X&#45;factor.

&quot;This is what happens when you give everybody the right to vote. Jedwar...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:15:08 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>N&#39;Gog: I was framed</title> 
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			<description>David N&#39;Gog and Rafa Benitez have finally spoken out on last nights diving debacle against Birmingham City.

Liverpool&#39;s young French foward has claimed there is a conspiracy against him.

&quot;There were 45,000 fans there, and viewers from across th...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:59:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>British Government Considers Legalizing Honour Killings</title> 
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			<description>In an ever more desperate attempt to ease post&#45;colonial guilt and show the magnanimous virtues of free society, a vote will come before the Commons today on whether honour killings should be legalized. 

Nick Griffin, happy to speak on the behalf o...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:44:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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