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			<title>All Cadbury jobs are safe, although many will go</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i67574</link> 			
			<description>The senior management and shareholding city suits at Cadbury&#39;s, many of whom have never worked a day in their life, have confirmed that all jobs are safe at the firm, despite the recent take&#45;over by people wanting to make even more money than they ha...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:07:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hitler&#39;s son alive and well and living in Haiti</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i67572</link> 			
			<description>In a dramatic announcement from the BNP (the British Nutty People and nothing to do with any political party that may have the same acronym), spokesman Nicholas Griffin (no relation to any political party leader), revealed that Desmond Hitler, son an...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:03:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Nick Griffin changes party to prove he&#39;s not racist</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i67187</link> 			
			<description>Nick Griffin,  who is often accused by a biased, yet nevertheless 100% correct media of being slightly racist, has today put his jackboots where his mouth is &#45; yes, nothing much different there folks &#45; and joined with a completely neutral political p...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:39:41 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>&quot;Crap Idol&quot;, &quot;Crap Factor&quot; and &quot;Britain&#39;s Got Crap&quot; launched today</title> 
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			<description>In an effort to make more money from premium rate telephone lines and pointless quizzes in the advertisement breaks in between, Simon Cowbell today announced his new talentless show series.

&quot;Crap Idol&quot;, &quot;Crap Factor&quot; and &quot;Britain&#39;s Got Crap&quot; will...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:01:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>New Retail Season launched</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i66771</link> 			
			<description>With only a month to go, many retailers have been caught on the hop by the recent icy weather. Valentine&#39;s cards, usually in the shops by late November, are only now starting to appear. 

Just before Easter eggs. And the 2010 Christmas hamper catal...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 14:28:43 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Jonathan Ross to join mobile phone company</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i66615</link> 			
			<description>BBC television presenter and soon to be ex&#45;BBC television presenter Jonathan Ross, noted for not knowing his R&#39;s from his elbow, is leaving the BBC to join mobile telephone operator Vodorange3Oh!2 mobile as an agony uncle, advising grandfathers how t...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:02:36 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Business Brief</category>
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			<title>Revealed: real reason for climate summit in Copenhagen.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i64671</link> 			
			<description>The Chairman of the climate change summit being held in Copenhagen, Mr Atim O&#39;Sphere, has reiterated that the summit is being held there for purely sensible reasons only, and to suggest otherwise would be tantamount to treason.

At a press conferen...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:15:57 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Iran release British sailors</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i64307</link> 			
			<description>In a compassionate act of international trust and goodwill aimed at demonstrating to the world that Iran is not run by an unruly, medieval bunch of weird&#45;beards lead by a peasant, warmongering ignoramus, the British sailors held captive off the coast...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:07:07 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Irish X&#45;Factor twins Jedward given government job.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63803</link> 			
			<description>Following their ejection from X&#45;Factor, the government have drafted in Jedward (John and Edward Grimes). They will be offering support to the existing Government twins Deadband (David and Ed Milliband).

The twins, who were sorry to leave the show,...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:29:52 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley moonlighting for Al Jazerra?</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63465</link> 			
			<description>A seriously shifty looking bloke in a flat cap who claims to have something to do with &quot;The One Show&quot; has revealed that &#39;his mates&#39; Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are not on holiday but moonlighting for the middle&#45;eastern Al Jazeera network.</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:43:50 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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