http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7630 Spoof News and Political Satire by Steddyeddy en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 08 May 2013 11:07:01 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7630 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Steddyeddy http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113896/queens-speech-in-summary Her Majesty the Queen's speech to parliament today has achieved the impossible - all members of the House who were in attendance remained awake. Her Royal Majesty opened her speech with a plea to Wrigley's, the chewing gum manufacturer, not to lay... Wed, 08 May 2013 11:07:00 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113303/david-miliband-joins-international-rescue The world had responded excitingly to the news that David Miliband has quit the heady world of politics to join International Rescue. At a press conference this morning held on Tracy Island, former astronaut, Jeff Tracy, head of the Tracy family,... Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:52:47 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113091/outgoing-chief-rabbi-offers-to-be-new-pope The outgoing Chief Rabbi of the UK, Lord Dr Jonathan Sachs, has made a magnanimous offer to the College of Cardinals in the Vatican by offering to become the new Pope. His office said that he made the offer for a number of reasons, some practical... Wed, 13 Mar 2013 13:32:09 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113057/simon-cowell-being-brought-in-to-help-find-new-pope In a shock announcement by the Vatican today, it has been confirmed that Simon Cowell, the mastermind behind popular talent shows such as "Britain's Got Morons" and "£X-Factor" is being drafted in to bring some life to the process for choosing a new... Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:44:13 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112413/don-valley-stadium-fights-back-for-nick-clegg Despite facing possible closure as a result of government stupidity, Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium has shown its mettle by coming out fighting in order to save Nick Clegg. A spokesman for the stadium, Donald Valley (no relation) said that while t... Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:20:34 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111278/one-direction-and-little-mix-to-collaborate-on-pink-floyd-cover Although fans of Pink Floyd may be very "uncomfortably numb" with the news, One Direction and Little Mix, X-factor winners who have been noted for their extraordinary lack of any real talent, will be getting together to not play any instruments and n... Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:56:30 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111256/president-of-the-palestinian-authority-mahmoud-abbas-up-in-arms-over-spam-texts The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms. Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur... Thu, 22 Nov 2012 14:52:11 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110989/justin-welby-takes-archbishop-job-only-because-others-drop-out The new Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was today confirmed in the position only because others being considered as candidates were eliminated from the running due to various factors. Saintly Simon Cowell was eliminated from the running at... Fri, 09 Nov 2012 13:55:22 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110305/susan-boyle-livid-at-news-of-jimmy-savile Popular singing sensation and "Britain's Got Premium Rate Phone Lines" runner-up Susan Boyle (known as SuBo to her friends or "Mad Scottish Woman" to her detractors), has thrown her weight - thought to be approaching 14 stone - into the foray regardi... Wed, 03 Oct 2012 10:18:16 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110251/shortlist-for-archbishop-of-canterbury-position-announced The final shortlist for the soon to be vacant Archbishop of Canterbury position was announced today by a group of men in fancy dress and funny hats, although these were later revealed to be their religious uniforms worn for special occasions and to s... Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:00:29 GMT World News