https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5754 Spoof News and Political Satire by IN SEINE en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5754 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by IN SEINE https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/106555/bbc-to-televise-womens-live-mudwrestling-mary-beard-v-samantha-brick Today, the BBC are planning to show live women's mudwrestling from Glastonbury in a bid to boost ratings after axing "Total Wipeout". In what is essentially cheap television, the pilot show will feature "I feel pretty" Samantha Brick and "Meet th... Wed, 02 May 2012 21:57:12 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/105194/britain-will-be-plagued-by-vampires If those rocket scientists in the British government seize the opportunity to ban the wearing of the cross in public in an effort to eradicate Christianity, the law abiding folk in this 'Sceptred Isle' will find themselves facing a problem, that if n... Mon, 12 Mar 2012 21:38:13 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/104021/dark-matter-discovered-in-yorkshire-town-council-cuts-crap-on-night-time-dog-fouling Huddersfield Council in northern England are fed up to the teeth of complaints about nocturnal emissions of the canine kind. It seems that people are allowing their best friends to litter the pavements with dog logs. Theresa Green, an ex-peace cam... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:56:29 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/103071/the-sales-of-iphone-4s-skyrocket-by-50-after-abusive-message Apple, the producers of the iPhone 4S should be very pleased with themselves after rave reviews of the latest smart phone with has the ability to talk back to you. With so much positive feedback, the phone has become a market leader and is certain to... Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:27:56 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/102467/islamaphonia-the-new-islamic-smart-phone A new kind of smart phone has been launched today in India to corner a valuable religious market which will no doubt attract hundreds of millions of users. It is called the Islamaphonia and is going to be the world's first smart phone for Islam. I... Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:14:55 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/98262/alabama-smith-and-the-temple-of-doom After watching an episode of the Life of Mohammed shown on BBC2 this week, an archaeologist from Barnsley, known as Alabama Smith (not to be confused with Indiana Jones) saw something which sent shivers down his spine. He had seen something which was... Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:11:37 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/97693/andy-murray-blows-gasquet-at-wimbledon-today Not since the days when John McEnroe roamed the turf at Wimbledon has so much controversy been heard of. When he complained that "the ball was definitely in!" There was room for human error. However, within a decade all that changed and the decisions... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 18:25:27 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/95607/well-known-psychic-has-been-speaking-to-osama-bin-laden-for-at-least-8-years It has been reported today, that a well-known psychic (who did not wish to be named through fear of ridicule) has confessed to speaking to the notorious Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden for at least eight years. If these claims are true, then it coul... Sat, 07 May 2011 19:08:53 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/95490/the-real-reason-why-photographs-of-a-dead-osama-bin-laden-are-too-gruesome In the ongoing struggle that Barack Obama has with publishing the photographs in that they are too gruesome (which is pretty rich coming from a country which produces horror films like "Saw" and "Nightmare on Elm Street") hides a particularly embarra... Thu, 05 May 2011 10:05:15 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/95368/osama-bin-laden-returns-as-virgin-shortage-deepens In a strange turn of events, Osama Bin Laden, his son, and Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, son of Col Gaddafi were all apparently killed on or around May 1st. It has always been a promise of Allah to allow martyrs 72 virgins as a reward for sacrificing their l... Tue, 03 May 2011 12:54:05 GMT World News