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			<title>Council cuts crap on night time dog fouling.</title> 
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			<description>DARK MATTER DISCOVERED IN YORKSHIRE TOWN.

Huddersfield Council in northern England are fed up to the teeth of complaints about nocturnal emissions of the canine kind. It seems that people are allowing their best friends to litter the pavements wit...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:56:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Sales of IPhone 4S. Skyrocket by 50% after Abusive Message</title> 
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			<description>Apple, the producers of the iPhone 4S should be very pleased with themselves after rave reviews of the latest smart phone with has the ability to talk back to you. With so much positive feedback, the phone has become a market leader and is certain to...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:27:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Islamaphonia: the New Islamic Smart Phone</title> 
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			<description>A new kind of smart phone has been launched today in India to corner a valuable religious market which will no doubt attract hundreds of millions of users. It is called the Islamaphonia and is going to be the world&#39;s first smart phone for Islam.

I...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:14:55 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Alabama Smith and the Temple of Doom</title> 
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			<description>After watching an episode of the Life of Mohammed shown on BBC2 this week, an archaeologist from Barnsley, known as Alabama Smith (not to be confused with Indiana Jones) saw something which sent shivers down his spine. He had seen something which was...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:11:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Andy Murray Blows Gasquet at Wimbledon Today</title> 
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			<description>Not since the days when John McEnroe roamed the turf at Wimbledon has so much controversy been heard of. When he complained that &quot;the ball was definitely in!&quot; There was room for human error. However, within a decade all that changed and the decisions...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 18:25:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Well&#45;known psychic has been speaking to Osama bin laden for at least 8 years!</title> 
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			<description>It has been reported today, that a well&#45;known psychic (who did not wish to be named through fear of ridicule) has confessed to speaking to the notorious Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden for at least eight years. If these claims are true, then it coul...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 19:08:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The real reason why photographs of a dead Osama Bin Laden are too gruesome</title> 
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			<description>In the ongoing struggle that Barack Obama has with publishing the photographs in that they are too gruesome (which is pretty rich coming from a country which produces horror films like &quot;Saw&quot; and &quot;Nightmare on Elm Street&quot;) hides a particularly embarra...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 10:05:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Osama Bin Laden Returns As Virgin Shortage Deepens!</title> 
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			<description>In a strange turn of events, Osama Bin Laden, his son, and Saif al&#45;Arab Gaddafi, son of Col Gaddafi were all apparently killed on or around May 1st. It has always been a promise of Allah to allow martyrs 72 virgins as a reward for sacrificing their l...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 12:54:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Prince William bares his Soul</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i95288</link> 			
			<description>After a great day of pomp and circumstance watched by over 40 billion people worldwide (including over a million prisoners in the UK on their TV sets), namely his wedding to Kate Middleton, Prince William has announced that he is to postpone his imme...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 21:37:38 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Pope John Paul II Scandal: Body Substituted</title> 
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			<description>As hundreds of thousands (vermicelli) of people gathered in St Peter&#39;s Square (the Vatican estimate numbers are to be over 1 million) today, to see the beatification of Pope John Paul II and, no one could have made this one up! This has got to be one...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 15:20:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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