http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5754 Spoof News and Political Satire by IN SEINE en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:44:51 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5754 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by IN SEINE http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i65835 Having been voted the nation's favourite programme of the decade, it may come as a surprise that the series will cease to exist after 2012. The main issue is funding; not only are the presenters, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond paid o... Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:44:51 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i65651 Police in Plymouth have been searching for the notorious bottom sniffer who has been frequenting Cornish supermarkets, ever since news broke of the man's peculiar practice, and today their efforts have paid off. A man was caught on CCTV paying 'un... Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:08:19 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i65520 A pupil from a school in Britain's notorious Bible Belt - Weston-super-Mare was suspended today for bullying her teacher by offering to pray for her. The little girl, aged 9, had heard that her 57-year-old Maths teacher, Miss Calculus, was ill and wo... Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:37:15 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i65447 When a man tried to steal a £60,000 tractor from a farm in Somerset, he disturbed the farmer at about 2 a.m. whilst trying to reverse the vehicle. The 20-year-old, who appeared to be high on drugs at the time, saw the farmer approaching with his torc... Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:16:49 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i65153 The demise of seven air crew could affect thousands of flights worldwide, now that they have been found guilty. It all began on Sunday evening when the crew members of flight 69 were stopping off to refuel at Bangkok's airport in Thailand. The men an... Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:53:05 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i65024 Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has entered the world record books for the very first time. He is now holder of the record for being 'the most generous SCOTSMAN of all time'. For most of this year, Mr Brown has been likened to a football pools winner,... Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:14:51 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i64572 When pensioner Sydney Merton became a Christian in 1988, little did he know that his sins would catch up with him and he would have to repent of them; no matter how small he thought they were. Over time, God had been showing him some of the things wh... Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:49:25 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i64523 A concerned father from Devon was getting a bit worried about all three of his children getting put in to detention for being late for classes three days in a row. They said; "But daddy! It's not our fault we are late for lessons, it's the traf... Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:33:51 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i64317 After several years and thousands of pounds spent on research into the spontaneous combustion of gnomes and other a garden ornaments, a West Midlands council has found that because they are made of concrete, they will not burst into flame. However... Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:07:22 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i64026 Before the next series of "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!" was planned producers were warned by aboriginal natives that there would be a stalker in the jungle. Of course, Ant & Dec thought they knew what the aborigines meant because they kn... Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:53:52 GMT Entertainment & Gossip