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			<title>Tartan Paint is finally invented</title> 
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			<description>It&#39;s been a well&#45;known practical joke for years now, someone is asked to fetch a list of products which don&#39;t exist and they fall for it because in the spur of the moment the items sound quite believable. Examples of products people might be asked fo...</description>
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			<title>Top West End dancer Kurt Silvey admits to practicing dance routines with a female shop mannequin</title> 
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			<description>Well we never expected to hear this, but apparently this week Kurt Silvey has admitted to the rumours that most of the time he did not practice his dance routines with his partner, he actually did it with a female shop mannequin. Friends of the West...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 17:17:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man buys scissor lift to watch the Stoke&#45;on&#45;Trent football matches</title> 
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			<description>Wesley Duncan has taken matters into his own hands as a result of football ticket prices increasing so much over the past few years. The married, father of three who has supported Stoke City FC since he was a boy refused to pay the &#163;20.00 per match t...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:25:01 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Apple said to be Prepping a Revolutionary New Product aimed at Bedroom Dwellers</title> 
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			<description>CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA &#45; With millions of technology hungry consumers looking towards Apple for the next big thing, recent rumours have surfaced that the Cupertino based company could release a revolutionary new product aimed at bedroom dwellers.

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