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			<title>Jungle Joe Bugner cries: Get Me In There!</title> 
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			<description>Former boxer Joe Bugner is set to have his own &#39;Rumble in the Jungle&#39; when he becomes the latest to join I&#39;m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

The heavyweight hardman is stepping in to replace Camilla Giddyup who quit the show after just five days.</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:23:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Burt Reynolds sold on ebay</title> 
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			<description>Movie legend Burt Reynolds has been sold on eBay to actor Mickey Rourke.

Reynolds, the star of Smokey &amp; the Bandit, was bought for $25K last week by Angel Heart star Rourke.

Rourke, who staged a massive comeback with The Wrestler, has refus...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:47:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Spongebob Squarepants in Donald Trump bust&#45;up</title> 
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			<description>Popular TV personality Spongebob Squarepants has found himself embroiled in an embarassing row with billionaire Donald Trump.

Trump, star of The Apprentice USA, claims that Spongebob is living off him. 

Storms The Donald: &quot;That squarepants is a...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:51:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Alan Titchmarsh poses for Gardener&#39;s Bird</title> 
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			<description>Housewives favourite Alan Titchmarsh is set to cause a stir in when he poses nude in Gardener&#39;s Bird.

The 57 year veteran broadcaster will show his water features in the magazine&#39;s 75th anniversary issue.

Titchmarsh, who insists his surname is...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:47:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>TV tough guy dies a sudden death</title> 
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			<description>Obituary: Fans around the globe were mourning the death of Tranquilizer star, Ehwah Woowah, who passed away peacefully in his sleep.

Woowah, 78, was known as the the no&#45;nonsense tough guy who made The Tranquilizer such a hit.

The long&#45;running T...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:57:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Pamela Anderson to star in UK panto</title> 
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			<description>Former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson will help lift the gloom this winter as she stars in her first ever UK panto.

The move has come about after the blonde bombshell&#39;s star has dimmed somewhat in her native America.

The 43 year old actress said...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:45:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>NHS joins forces with Burger Bean</title> 
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			<description>For many, hospital food has long been derided. 

In a report published in 1997, families told how their loved ones had simply &#39;given up and died&#39; rather than face another day of hospital food. The NHS hit back by insisting their meals were &#39;nutriou...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:11:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Prince Harry launches Wheef!</title> 
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			<description>Once dubbed &#39;the playboy prince&#39;, Harry is now on the verge of growing up.

The Prince, who is said to be devoted to his charity for orphans in Africa, is to launch a new fragrance, Wheef!  to raise funds for the cause.

Said his spokesman: &quot;Prin...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:04:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Eddie Murphy en route to the White House?</title> 
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			<description>Comic actor Eddie Murphy is said to be considering a move into politics.

The star of Beverley Hills Cop and Norbit is keen to add his considerable voice to the issues troubling America.

Said a friend: &quot;He had dinner with Schwarchenegger who tol...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:44:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Henry Cooper fights champion David Haye</title> 
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			<description>Fresh from promoting the aftershave Brut, veteran boxer Henry Cooper will once again step into the ring.

Our &#39;Enery, undefeated in 30 fights, will take on the new WBVBA Champion David Haye in a charity match to raise awareness of the Donking, said...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:11:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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