http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8504 Spoof News and Political Satire by Skoob1999 en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:41:45 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8504 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Skoob1999 http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111308/the-shuttlecocks-all-set-to-invade-germany-over-christmas The dearth of news emanating from Martin and Anne Shuttlecock's locally based address recently has led to a great deal of speculation. Some observers assumed that the happily inept couple have gone into retirement, or at the very least, semi-retir... Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:49:09 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110999/medium-left-distraught-as-spirit-guide-materialises-and-says-leave-me-alone-dickhead Renowned spiritualist and pay per session medium, Carlos Decorum, revealed today that he was left in a distraught and extremely anxious state, following a seance at Carlisle's world renowned 'Cathedral Of The Dead Folk,' following an incident in whic... Sat, 24 Nov 2012 11:32:09 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/110791/luis-suarez-not-to-blame-for-syrian-uprising-liverpool-boss Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers was quick to jump to the defence of the Uruguayan striker at a press conference this lunchtime, ahead of the Merseyside derby, as a reporter accused Suarez of initiating the bloody Syrian uprising. "That's a prepost... Sun, 28 Oct 2012 15:56:36 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/110780/ali-bullo-to-remove-the-big-jimmy-from-kebab-van-menus South coast kebab, burger and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that the menu item known as the 'Big Jimmy' is to be discontinued with immediate effect from all of his conveniently located kebab and burger vans. Market analysts speculat... Sat, 27 Oct 2012 15:19:11 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110617/local-man-threatens-scathing-you-tube-skit-following-funeral-fiasco A local man has threatened to respond to what he described as "the ultimate insult" by performing in a You Tube skit - impersonating his own brother. And making him look a right 'twat'. Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome and pioneering satir... Fri, 19 Oct 2012 03:17:49 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110532/in-homage-to-felix-baungartners-leap-from-space-local-man-jumps-off-upturned-bucket-in-own-back-garden-and-nobody-gives-a-toss Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, announced today that Felix Baumgartner wasn't the only man on the planet pushing himself to the limits of human endurance, as Shuttlecock himself became involved in pushing personal boundaries to the limit. As Felix... Mon, 15 Oct 2012 21:20:44 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110506/esther-rantzen-in-denial-over-jimmy-savile-scandal-asserts-local-man Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today made the controversial assertion that Childline mouthpiece, Esther Rantzen, knows more than she's letting on about the Jimmy Savile paedophile allegations, before going on to say that she appears to be in denial a... Sun, 14 Oct 2012 02:18:41 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110404/jimmy-saviles-grave-subsiding-scarborough-council Scarborough Borough Council today issued a statement to the effect that the late Jimmy Savile's grave has recently "substantially subsided." The furore raised by recent allegations against the former BBC disc jockey and TV presenter has been parti... Mon, 08 Oct 2012 14:39:46 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110229/safety-officer-pinned-to-wall-by-runaway-forklift-truck The horrendous accident occurred at somewhere around nine am this morning in a warehouse on an industrial estate in Burnley, Lancashire, owned by Spoffco, a novelty greetings card company. Alert employees immediately called the emergency services... Sun, 30 Sep 2012 15:14:31 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110207/britons-braced-for-bacon-shortage As if things aren't already bad enough in this septic isle, the devastating revelation that beleagured Britain faces an impending bacon shortage has left plucky Brits reeling. Bacon, a staple ingredient in the 'Full English' and a much heralded bu... Sat, 29 Sep 2012 16:34:12 GMT UK Headlines