https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8504 Spoof News and Political Satire by Skoob1999 en Copyright 2022, TheSpoof.com Tue, 21 Jun 2022 04:12:53 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8504 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Skoob1999 https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/156165/local-man-loses-will-to-live Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today emerged from a ten year alcohol induced state of inertia in order to announce to a completely disinterested and uncaring world that he has finally lost the will to live. After working night shifts throughout the… Tue, 21 Jun 2022 04:12:53 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/146747/local-man-denies-writing-comeback-rumours Local man, and once prolific writer of absolute bollocks, crap jokes, sob stories, knob-related gubbins and generally unfunny shite, Martin Shuttlecock, today denied that he was all set for a writing comeback. Speaking today from the tiny caravan… Thu, 23 Jan 2020 09:11:29 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/123677/president-obama-to-smite-terrorists-and-bill-oreally-with-golf-clubs In response to mounting criticism both at home and abroad President Obama told White House staffers this morning that he fully intends to do a full Samuel L Jackson on terrorism 'in any shape or form, any place in the world' - including Faux News's B… Wed, 18 Feb 2015 18:58:27 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/123664/local-man-had-great-story-idea-then-forgot-what-it-was Local man, Martin Shuttlecock informed us this morning that he had a great idea for a story last night, then promptly forgot what it was and spent the remainder of yesterday evening repeatedly punching himself in the face until bed time. "I was wa… Tue, 17 Feb 2015 17:56:45 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/114917/local-man-gets-the-hump TITCHFIELD - UK - Local man Martin Shuttlecock today revealed that he's really got the hump. According to sources he's apparently got the hump so badly that at one point he was considering the random use of exclamation marks. Apparently it all sta… Sat, 13 Jul 2013 03:34:09 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/111308/the-shuttlecocks-all-set-to-invade-germany-over-christmas The dearth of news emanating from Martin and Anne Shuttlecock's locally based address recently has led to a great deal of speculation. Some observers assumed that the happily inept couple have gone into retirement, or at the very least, semi-retir… Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:49:09 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/110999/medium-left-distraught-as-spirit-guide-materialises-and-says-leave-me-alone-dickhead Renowned spiritualist and pay per session medium, Carlos Decorum, revealed today that he was left in a distraught and extremely anxious state, following a seance at Carlisle's world renowned 'Cathedral Of The Dead Folk,' following an incident in whic… Sat, 24 Nov 2012 11:32:09 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/features/140742/helen-flanagan-haunted-by-traumatic-supermarket-excursion Coronation Street's Helen Flanagan - also known as Rosie Webster, and the one who constantly bottles it on 'I'm A Celebrity! - Get Me Out Of Here!' today revealed in an exclusive interviewwith Skoob Entertainment News stalwart Buffty Ginslinger, that she was left deeply traumatised following a visit to Asda. In Bolton. "It was terrifying," Ms Flanagan related to Ginslinger. "An absolute nightma… Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:32:16 GMT Magazine https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/110791/luis-suarez-not-to-blame-for-syrian-uprising-liverpool-boss Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers was quick to jump to the defence of the Uruguayan striker at a press conference this lunchtime, ahead of the Merseyside derby, as a reporter accused Suarez of initiating the bloody Syrian uprising. "That's a prepost… Sun, 28 Oct 2012 15:56:36 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/110780/ali-bullo-to-remove-the-big-jimmy-from-kebab-van-menus South coast kebab, burger and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that the menu item known as the 'Big Jimmy' is to be discontinued with immediate effect from all of his conveniently located kebab and burger vans. Market analysts speculat… Sat, 27 Oct 2012 15:19:11 GMT Business Brief