http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13273 Spoof News and Political Satire by Rodney Romb en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:50:48 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13273 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Rodney Romb http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110328/who-encorages-sex-with-fruit-through-new-10-point-memorandum ANKARA: At a conference in Ankara, Turkey yesterday, the World Health Organisation validated it's 10 point memorandum encouraging sexual relations with a fruit.  The general consensus is to eradicate HIV with alternate, safe and satisfying forms o... Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:41:19 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/108677/men-turn-to-dating-homeless-women LOS ANGELES: Several men have turned to homeless dating in an effort to woo a partner during the current economic crises. According to a recent survey, relationships between middle class men and homeless women have increased by 93%. Spousal rej... Thu, 23 Aug 2012 12:56:08 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/107011/man-forces-obese-women-to-exercise-at-gunpoint SYDNEY: Australian fitness fanatic, Koen Verelst, is wanted for questioning after forcing at least 3 or 4 obese women to exercise at gunpoint. It is thought that Vereslt, now on the run, approached the group as they were exiting a local Mcdonalds. Tue, 22 May 2012 12:57:02 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/102681/harold-and-kumar-actors-arrested-for-smoking-white-house-christmas-tree WASHINGTON,DC: Kal Penn and John Cho, the stars of the Harold and Kumar Franchise, were yesterday arrested after attempting to smoke the White House Christmas tree. It is believed that they were able to gain access as Penn is a former White House... Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:40:52 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/102656/students-arrested-for-selling-homosexual-lawn-grass DES MOINES: Several students in Des Moines, Iowa have been arrested for allegedly selling homosexual lawn grass. The arrest comes after several men started to complain of unusual and unnatural feelings for the same sex. The special grass, a uni... Tue, 13 Dec 2011 07:45:59 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/98868/megan-fox-to-star-in-the-sound-of-music-remake Hollywood icon and polished sex symbol Megan Fox has reportedly been offered a 6 figure deal to star in The Sound of Music remake. Executives were said to have been so impressed with a recent flip video home movie in which Fox sang a rendition of... Wed, 12 Oct 2011 11:32:19 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/98840/romney-i-was-duped-on-health-care-issue NEW HAMPSHIRE - "I was duped on the issue of Universal health care". These were the words uttered by Mitt Romney yesterday as he attempts to rebuild and solidify his public image in his bid for the Republican Presidential nomination. Romney cla... Mon, 01 Aug 2011 08:21:31 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/98545/obama-denies-buckingham-palace-downloading-rumor American president Barack Obama has denied illegally downloading the 1989 Oscar-winning film, Driving Miss Daisy, during his stay at Buckingham Palace. It is believed that Obama, on his recent tour of Europe, downloaded the movie directly after th... Fri, 22 Jul 2011 07:26:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/98448/justin-bieber-to-star-in-dirty-dancing-remake-in-3d According to Hollywood Reporter, Justin Bieber has singed on to star in a remake of Dirty Dancing. Details have yet to be released, but according to sources close to the singer, Bieber will co-produce, write,and star in the remake which made Patri... Tue, 19 Jul 2011 07:19:59 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/98396/united-nations-approves-anus-printing-identification GENEVA-The United Nations has unanimously given approval for Governments to introduce a new form of personal identification known as anus printing at an annual meeting in Geneva, Switzerland. Anus printing involves taking a digital photo of the a... Mon, 18 Jul 2011 09:02:53 GMT World News