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			<title>White House Conversation About Unmanned Drone Strikes Leaked</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112486/white-house-conversation-about-unmanned-drone-strikes-leaked</link> 			
			<description>Washington DC: A Washington DC newspaper has obtained a recording of a White house meeting between President Obama and his National Security Advisor discussing the use of armed unmanned drone aircraft against terrorists. The paper published a transcr...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:18:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Town Residents Challenge Rabid Environmentalists</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112438/town-residents-challenge-rabid-environmentalists</link> 			
			<description>Nutterville DE: An ordinance was passed by the town council that prohibits idling a vehicle&#39;s engine for more than five minutes in a 60 minute period. Violations could result in a $100 fine.

A town meeting was called to protest the town&#39;s rabid en...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:42:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112389/mathematical-model-predicts-politicians-behavior</link> 			
			<description>New York NY: The Columbia University School of Abnormal Psychology has developed a mathematical computer model to predict the interests of current and former political figures after they leave office.

Professor Freud (no relation to Sigmund) expla...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:39:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Supreme Court to Hear White House Dog Case</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: The Supreme Court is to hear oral arguments today in the case of Smith Vs Obama. Secret Service Agent Harry Smith, a staunch Republican, alleges that he was a special detail of one person assigned each morning to clean up the East Lawn...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 00:13:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids</title> 
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			<description>Tucson AZ: Acme Robotics Inc. (ARI) a company that specializes in biotechnology, robotics and artificial intelligence applications announced the development of androids for home and business applications.

The two male and female android prototypes...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 00:45:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>President Obama Pushes Glove Control Legislation</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that President Obama has asked Congress not to pursue an assault weapons ban, but instead work on Glove Control legislation.

Many conservative Democrats and Republicans have a hard ti...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2013 00:22:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Nimby Removed from the Endangered Species List</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111961/nimby-removed-from-the-endangered-species-list</link> 			
			<description>Washington DC: The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has removed the North American Blue Tailed Nimby from the Endangered Species List (ESL). 

A spokesperson for the USFWS indicated that removing the Nimby from the ESL was predicated on an unex...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 02:01:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Telephone Calls From the Dockside Reported</title> 
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			<description>Baltimore Maryland: Negotiations over a new contract between the International Longshoremen&#39;s Association (ILA), the union representing East Coast dockworkers and the US Maritime Alliance (shippers and port operators) are deadlocked. The union could...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 00:19:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>President Obama Courts the Black Vote</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110738/president-obama-courts-the-black-vote</link> 			
			<description>Washington DC: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) has charged that President Obama and the Democratic Party are ignoring issues that affect African Americans. 

There are many black conservatives and clergymen wh...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 01:44:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110695/pinochle-marriage-rules-to-be-changed</link> 			
			<description>Annapolis MD: The governing board of the American Pinochle Association (APA) has proposed updating this old French card game to encompass the 21st Century concept of same sex marriage. 

A Pinochle deck of 48 cards consists of two copies for each o...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 00:38:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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