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			<title>Obama Eats Debuts on the Food Channel</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: President Obama had his physical this week. The doctor indicated that the president was in good health, but has to reduce his bad cholesterol and stop smoking.

The president blamed the high cholesterol on the fact that &quot;I now have m...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:57:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Adults Only Dizney Theme Park to Open</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70169</link> 			
			<description>Kissmequick FL: The Dizney Organization had plans to build a new adult only theme park adjacent to the existing facility in Florida. Then rumors began to circulate, property values and building costs skyrocketed, making a new park too expensive.

L...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:47:08 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Feathersham finds the Lost Jungle Boy SuBo</title> 
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			<description>India: For the last 150 years there have been reports of a jungle boy named SuBo wandering the jungles/plains in India riding Tigers and Elephants.

Dr. Peter Feathersham departed London England in 1900 via a steamship bound for India to find if th...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:38:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mysterious Inscription SuBo Discovered on Earth</title> 
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			<description>Titan Times: A fourth Titan space ship has landed on Earth on a small island surrounded by water. Explorers found the strange inscription SuBo scrawled on walls, torn strips of metal and broken concrete structures. 

Titan astronomers and astrophys...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:09:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>President Obama Appoints Nancy Pelosi Ambassador to Sweden</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: President Obama held his Health Care Reform Summit at the Blair House.  At the same time the Winter Olympics speed skating competition was being held in Vancouver Canada.

Democratic House Speaker Pelosi was her same old stubborn sel...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:19:17 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bizarre Accident at Massage School Reported</title> 
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			<description>Henderson Nevada: Police are investigating what caused a bizarre accident at the Pleasure Circle Massage School early Sunday morning.

The police and paramedics were called to a residence in the 2200 block of Pleasure Circle Drive at about 4:00 a.m...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:21:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>President Obama and Republicans Agree on Health Care Reform</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: At a pre&#45;meeting prior to the Blair House meeting, President Obama and Republican Congressional leaders have tentatively agreed to a strategy that brings down health care costs in the USA.

The proposed 2011 budget (spending) of $3.8...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:34:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>President Jeb Bush Inaugurated</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: It&#39;s a bright sunny January day in the city, as President Elect Jeb Bush and his VP Elect John McCain approach the podium to be sworn in. Outgoing President Barack Obama and VP Joe Biden are already present.

In attendance are Senate...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:54:45 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Freud&#39;s Lost Paper Concerning Sexual Enjoyment Found</title> 
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			<description>Vienna Austria: A few pages from a paper written by Dr. Sigmund Freud about sexual pleasure have been uncovered in the back of a drawer in his old desk.

Dr. Freud asked his patients to prepare a timeline of their sexual activity and to rate the le...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 01:28:33 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Elmer Fudd Visits the Middle East on a Fact Finding Trip</title> 
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			<description>Special US Envoy Elmer Fudd returned to the Capitol City after a short fact finding trip to the Middle East and beyond, sponsored by the US State Department. Elmer provided reporters his observations at a press conference, prior to communicating his...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:41:41 GMT</pubDate>   
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