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			<title>Multinational Corporation Sues Itself</title> 
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			<description>Detroit MI: The Apex Parts Corporation (APC) manufactures parts for all types of commercial vehicles and heavy equipment at locations around the world.  APC won a multi&#45;million dollar contract from one of Detroit&#39;s big three automakers to design and...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:02:33 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obamicus Tries to Preserve His Crumbling Empire</title> 
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			<description>Rome: Emperor Obamicus has ruled the empire for almost four years, carrying the scepter and the burden of empire on his shoulders. Senator Obamicus bested Senators Clintonia and McCainius, to replace the aging Emperor Bushitis. The new emperor promis...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 02:13:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: A temporary extension of the payroll tax holiday was signed into law by President Obama such that the 2012 paychecks of working Americans wouldn&#39;t change for two&#45;months, while Congress hammers out a one year extension. 

The media ha...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:56:54 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>White House to Become a Bed and Breakfast</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: White House Press Secretary Carney announced that President Obama and the First Lady will be converting the White House to a Bed and Breakfast (B&amp;B) for millionaires in 2012.

President Obama had hoped to tax US millionaires to r...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 00:43:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Downed Drone Appears to be a Modern Trojan Horse</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: The Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) reported that Iran had shot down an unmanned US surveillance drone. A US government official Athena Papadakis blamed a malfunction for the drone making a soft landing, while flying over Fordo Ira...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 01:15:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC: Following in the footsteps of his famous father, Indiana Jones Jr. has completed an archeological dig to determine the origin of the large drawings of spiders and monkeys located in the Nazca Desert in southern Peru.

UFO enthusiasts...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 01:06:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>United States and Chinese Vice Presidents Dine Together</title> 
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			<description>Beijing PRC: Vice President Biden was recently a guest of his Chinese counterpart Vice President Xi Jinping, who will take over China&#39;s government and the ruling Communist Party next year.

During formal speeches both vice presidents stressed the c...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 02:19:33 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Christmas Visitor Travels to a Small Southern Town</title> 
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			<description>Hog Jaw AR: The new Deputy Sheriff Billy Bob Jones Jr. arrested an out of town motorist going 45 mph downtown on Main Street (which is posted at 15 mph) during the Christmas shopping rush. The charges were upgraded to include drunk driving when the m...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:21:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Occupy Wyoming Protesters Rescued</title> 
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			<description>Jackson Hole WY: A dozen Occupy Wyoming protesters arrived in Jackson Hole to show their displeasure with rich liberal Hollywood stars who own multimillion dollar homes in the region, but pay lip service to the poor like themselves.
 
The homes of...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 04:01:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>NBA Strike Precipitated the Various Occupy City Protests</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i102128</link> 			
			<description>Washington DC: The US Department of Labor has indicated that the National Basketball Association (NBA) players strike and the various occupy city protests being staged across the USA appear to be related.

There was a collapse of negotiations betwe...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:13:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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