http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13916 Spoof News and Political Satire by Clarity Bell en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Tue, 22 Jan 2013 02:38:04 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13916 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Clarity Bell http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112166/government-to-help-workers-boost-earnings-by-sending-them-text-messages Under new plans from The Department of Work and Pensions, part-time workers could receive monthly statements telling them how much better off they would be if they increased their hours. They could also be sent texts telling them that working more... Tue, 22 Jan 2013 02:38:04 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107898/jobseekers-allowance-now-paid-in-biscuits David Cameron announced to the House of Commons yesterday the Tories latest plan to ensure that it always pays to work. 'Too many people on benefits see it as a free lunch,' said the Prime Minister. As of Friday, Jobseeker's Allowance will be paid in... Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:47:55 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/107792/state-representative-banned-for-saying-a-e Liza Grey, State Representative for Michigan, was banned from speaking in the House of Representatives for saying the word "a***e" during a recent speech to the House. The word was used as the anatomically correct way to describe the part of the... Fri, 15 Jun 2012 23:51:58 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107635/david-cameron-accidentally-leaves-nick-clegg-in-the-peak-district The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca... Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:31:57 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107421/church-of-england-rebranded-architectural-tours-ltd The Church of England is undergoing a name change and will henceforth be known as Architectural Tours Ltd. The alteration is taking place to reflect the changing role of the Church in the life of the nation. A spokesman from St Paul's Cathedral... Wed, 06 Jun 2012 01:31:30 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/107094/recruitment-consultants-outnumber-all-other-workers The number of recruitment consultants has increased exponentially over the last six months say analysts at NecroManPower Ltd. It has got to the extent that there are five recruitment consultants to every other job in the UK. The majority of the p... Fri, 25 May 2012 21:17:33 GMT Business Brief