http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11972 Spoof News and Political Satire by j.w. en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 17 May 2013 16:15:43 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11972 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by j.w. http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/114043/glasgow-kiss-for-ukip Nigel Farrago was having a rethink over his Gay Marriage policy after receiving a Glasgow Kiss in Scotland. Blinded with emotion he declared: 'My welcome here has moved me considerably and in honour of my Scottish pals I've decided to break with t... Fri, 17 May 2013 16:15:43 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113895/fergie-retires-sensation Manchester United manager Sarah Ferguson is to retire at the end of the season. In her statement Fergie declared: 'The Queen has let it be known that I should no longer indulge in Association Football as Rugby Football is the only game (apart from Po... Wed, 08 May 2013 11:02:48 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113842/elections-no-change Yet again the British electorate have opted for the traditional election routine! Some 70% registered their views with an equivocal silence. They did not vote! Our reporters scoured the country for the majority non-voters. Joe Soap explained hi... Fri, 03 May 2013 22:04:46 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113753/health-safety-breakthrough Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape. David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win... Sun, 28 Apr 2013 10:36:46 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113707/accident-emergency Unfortunately the Prime Minister was unable to attend House of Commons Questions for the sixth week running due to an unavoidable incident. 'I was finding my in growing toe nail on my right foot had become unbearable' Cameron explained 'so I had t... Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:29:49 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113568/the-queen-feeling-unwell The health of the Queen has become problematically only days before the funeral of Margaret Thatcher. It was thought the Queen had caught measles and that it was spreading throughout the Royal family, but Dr Ian Knowall has advised us that the only k... Sat, 13 Apr 2013 08:40:03 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113567/mail-works-a-miracle The Daily Mail is being praised by many for its contribution to uniting the Radical Left in Britain. This seemingly impossible task, clearly influenced by a special Iron Lady Spell, has made comrades of people who normally would cross the road rather... Sat, 13 Apr 2013 08:24:50 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113551/auntie-in-a-ding-dong The BBC is placed in a very difficult position. Dangerously subversive comments in a song entitled 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' have become popular with misguided people influenced by malign and corrupting influences on the internet. As a resu... Fri, 12 Apr 2013 09:08:57 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113536/the-witch-is-dead-for-st-pauls In a rare alteration of royal protocol St Paul's Cathedral will be employing the latest hit 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' at the funeral of Margaret Thatcher next week instead of 'God Save The Queen'. Soldiers from the Military Male Voice Choir we... Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:20:00 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113467/class-problem-sensation Increasing numbers of Britain's are worried about what class they are in. Others feel left out. Among the wealthy there is concern that they cannot find the Parasite Class. The owners of right wing newspapers, who evade tax by having their profits... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:02:44 GMT UK Headlines