http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1162 Spoof News and Political Satire by queen mudder en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:36:13 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1162 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by queen mudder http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70875 Middlesborough - (RIP Mess): The star of TV hit show The Kumars at No. 42 has been found 'inexplicably dead' at home. Ashok Kumar MP, 53, was - coincidentally - the same age as the number of episodes of the cult BBC show about a fictional British... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:36:12 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70870 Heathrow - (Legpulling Mess): Frantic security staff were forced to back down when the ex-Beatle wife rolled up her trouser leg in a carefully-crafted Masonic manuever. Mills, 69, had accidentally set off a high tech alarm necessitating the remova... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:32 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70869 London - (Rotters): Hidden cold war files at the National Archive in Kew may hold the secrets of JK Rowling's nativity according to latest reports. The serial children's book plagiarist had previously been assumed to be Anne 'Weakest Link' Robinso... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:48:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70863 Rome - (Sieg Heil!): Using Viennese dwarves who had undergone extensive plastic surgery Adolf Hitler's crack SS division came up with the brainwave caper to get inside the minds - if not bodies - of the wartime Vatican. Recently declassified files... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:54:49 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70856 London - (Stalkers): Every single Ashley phone call, text message, credit and debit card transaction has been secretly monitored since 2008. "She even got them to bug his GayStation, X-FactaBox, laptop and high-tech electronic toothbrush!" sources... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:36:59 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70801 New York - (Porny Ass Mess): White House speech writer Jon Favreau has been dragged into the latest twist surrounding a lurid New York defamation suit. Barack Obama's Director of Speechwriting has issued a statement distancing himself from the sof... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:57:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70795 London - (Whitewash): Jack Straw's desperate bid to abolish the House of Lords to save his sordid, corrupt ass was dealt a death blow today. A secret bipartisan House of Lords cabal has vowed to shaft the disgraceful Opus Dei appeasement artist an... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:34:38 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70793 Gloucestershire - (Shergar Mess): A death star sigil that has suddenly appeared on World Hurdle hopeful War of Attrition's hind quarters has sent fans of the Ryanair boss-owned gelding absolutely ballistic. Michael O'Leary's racing team is having... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:07:28 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70740 London - (Rioters): "He even thinks he can be Prime Minister!" Mrs C explained today as the Tories wheeled out their secret election Top Gun. "So what if he's a dead ringer for Oswald Mosely? Plenty of men would sell their grandmas to be in his en... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:02:52 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70739 London - (Hellfire Club Mess): Notorious mobsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray began their criminal careers 'much like Robert Thompson and Jon Venables' according to a criminal archives discovery at the Tower of London. But the only reason the long arm... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:44:29 GMT UK Headlines