https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1162 Spoof News and Political Satire by queen mudder en Copyright 2019, TheSpoof.com Tue, 27 Aug 2019 22:24:31 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1162 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by queen mudder https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/145468/duke-of-york-always-was-a-crappy-watering-hole-says-prince-creepypants-accuser London, UK - A pub named after Prince Andrew has been described as a crappy watering hole by a witness in the NYC Jeffrey Epstein case. The litigant said The Duke of York in London’s Barking, Isle of Dogs, was a real shit hole just like the eponym... Tue, 27 Aug 2019 22:24:31 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/145463/spoof-stars-for-the-week-ahead ARIES: Your ruler Mars is behind those rash decisions about last year’s part-finished contraceptive gel, a good time to flush out bad vibes with a visit to the nearest douche bar for a well earned intimate steam clean. TAURUS: Climate change conti... Tue, 27 Aug 2019 18:19:32 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/145440/has-anjelica-huston-really-fooled-the-arab-world Tehran, Iran - “Bin Bags Calls Her Mommy,” Iran’s Supreme Leader said today in a heated FarsiBook rant, as controversial pictures of Saudi rubbish-king-in-waiting Mohammed Bin Bags Salman went viral on the web. The circa 2001 images show a Riyadh... Mon, 26 Aug 2019 14:34:22 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/145424/prince-jeffrey-epstein-was-inaugurated-as-a-gutter-knight Balimmoral Castle, Scotland - (Rotters): His Roil Highness Prince Jeffrey Epstein was inaugurated into the Most Ancient and Noble Order of the Gutter** in a lavish royal Scottish ceremony according to investiture documents published this weekend. Sat, 24 Aug 2019 18:59:23 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/145411/nyc-subway-trains-fitted-with-poor-doors-for-half-price-metrocard-holders New York City, NY - (Cheapskates): Low income New Yorkers traveling on half-price MetroCards will soon be herded into using newly-installed subway train poor doors, according to a City Hole press release. The roll-out of Mayor Bill de Blasio’s mas... Fri, 23 Aug 2019 12:14:19 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/145384/pope-raises-s-selling-carbon-offset-indulgences Rome, Italy - The Pope is reportedly making a bomb on the Vatican website through selling carbon offset indulgences to jet-setting eco celebs. These include voluntary donations to a holy carbon capture fund which guarantees safe RIPs to heaven in... Wed, 21 Aug 2019 14:49:24 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/145361/harry-told-to-return-lottery-win London, UK - (Blighty News): An accounting irregularity at the UK’s Lucky Dip HQ is being blamed for paying out a grossly inflated lottery win to Harry, Britain’s self-styled Prince of Thieves. Auditors at the weekly electronic raffle said today t... Mon, 19 Aug 2019 11:15:04 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/145308/jeffrey-epstein-s-hole-in-one-at-trump-creepy-hollow Creepy Hollow, New York - (Fore! Play News): Convicted predatory sex monster, Jeffrey Epstein, who died in a Manhattan jail cell this weekend, reportedly scored his best-ever hit at one of President Trump’s famous putting greens, according to files... Mon, 12 Aug 2019 15:39:04 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/145296/prince-andrew-s-depleted-ukrainian-billionaire-chum-escorted-from-balmoral Balmoral, Scotland - (McHaggis Times): A bankrupt Ukrainian former yellowcake mining mogul has been sent packing from Balmoral Castle following a police raid on Grouse Cottage in the royal estate’s Muckadder slopes. Arkady Chernobylblastov, 69, ha... Sun, 11 Aug 2019 12:35:37 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/145254/drug-squad-s--yippee--at-no-deal-brexit-border-checks London, UK - The return of frisking truck drivers who cross the Irish border into Northern Ireland is being welcomed by UK drug squad interests which blame abolition of Stop N Search checkpoints for years of cheapskate, substandard EU weed. Under... Wed, 07 Aug 2019 22:12:36 GMT UK Headlines