http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1162 Spoof News and Political Satire by queen mudder en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 24 May 2013 11:22:04 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1162 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by queen mudder http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114160/bong-hits-the-biltmore-as-amanda-bynes-busted-for-weed New York - Janitors were busy hosing down a fifth floor terrace this morning after a flying bong from the 36th floor apartment rented by The Amanda Show star made an unexpected crash landing in the Wassersteins' hot tub. Bynes, 27, was arrested fo... Fri, 24 May 2013 11:22:03 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114147/us-drones-to-patrol-london-terror-hot-spots London - Fresh from Idaho sheep herding duties a consignment of six US unmanned combat air vehicles is enroute to London on emergency deployment following a Brit squaddie's machete attack murder outside Woolwich Barracks on Wednesday. Announcing t... Thu, 23 May 2013 19:21:52 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114131/another-blow-for-the-spanish-armada Spain - Last week Spain's King Juan Carlos spoke about a horrid sinking feeling he'd had after being persuaded to return the keys of his beloved taxpayer-funded £18 million floating gin palace Fortuna. Today another blow befell the mighty House o... Wed, 22 May 2013 19:54:55 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114106/retired-norfolk-oil-exec-reg-patton-boggs-drawn-into-ecuador-amazonbotch-pollution-saga New York - A New York judge presiding over a forthcoming Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act [RICO] lawsuit brought by super major Chevron against supporters of an Ecuadorean $19billion embezzlement fraud is to rule whether a retired U... Mon, 20 May 2013 20:14:08 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114103/wtf-landowner-who-spent-500-000-restoring-dead-norfolk-broad-faces-prosecution-as-story-puzzles-yanks NYC, New York - "Says right here some guy's going to jail maybe for spending half a million on a dead Norfolk broad," a puzzled Upper East Side taxicab driver said today, "some kinda necrophilia stunt, eh, like you Brits are SO kinky?" The fast-br... Mon, 20 May 2013 19:32:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/114082/kate-middleton-garden-gnome-caught-in-lewd-shagging-act-at-chelsea-flower-show London - The Queen's practically had a heart attack at the news that a Kate Middleton garden gnome 'looking like it had swallowed a mouthful' was found in a state of flagrente delicto at a Chelsea Flower Show preview party. Modeled on pregnant roy... Sun, 19 May 2013 20:48:48 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114070/massive-hashish-asteroid-on-earth-collision-course-around-may-31st Space - "We think it's part of the same ancient comet that first brought cannabis to Planet Earth," a NASA sky watch source said today, "wiping out the dinosaurs in one massive bong hit." At 1.7 miles long the asteroid is apparently covered in a... Sat, 18 May 2013 22:25:28 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114046/just-how-close-is-barack-obama-to-the-kgb Washington AC/DC - This weekend's twist in a timeless Spy Who Shagged Me script sees Barry O's ass in a sling alright. Furious CIA spin is pinning the blame on a clownish Moscow desk junior secretary, caught cack-handed in a KGB swoop attempting t... Fri, 17 May 2013 21:51:22 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/114031/theresa-may-suspects-she-should-remain-anonymous-until-charged London - "There will be circumstances," Home Secretary Theresa May said today, "when keeping yer gob shut and pleading The Fifth will be in the best interests of the Conservative Party." That means people who have been arrested should not be named... Thu, 16 May 2013 20:10:45 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113984/viewers-shocked-at-close-up-of-obamas-blackheads Washington DC - US President Barack Obama has shocked British TV viewers after revealing much of his face is pitted with blackheads. Speaking to White House reporters during a meeting with UK Prime Minister David Cameron the President displayed a... Wed, 15 May 2013 22:21:16 GMT US Headlines