http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1162 Spoof News and Political Satire by queen mudder en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:19:44 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1162 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by queen mudder http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104308 Axminster, Devon - For once you can't blame his classic organic placenta pot au feu for catching fire and burning to the ground Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's Riverside Cottage cookery school. Firemen who fought the former threshing barn blaze last... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:19:44 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104299 London - Journalists at the Corporation have been barred from calling the grossly obese - such as bankers - 'fat cats' after some City big wigs lost a bit of weight over January. The move follows a complaint from a once portly RBS director who poi... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:48:09 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104281 London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June. Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:47:40 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104251 London - An eco campaigner who reckons she got pregnant after insemination by an undercover cop complained today his mugshot is on the home page of CoppersNark.con. "Of course now he's a Detective Superintendent I expect his subscription rate has... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:01:45 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104248 London - "Next they'll be changing the name from Phoenix Road to Goosestep Avenue," weary Somers Town resident Mrs Mavis Bin Lina told reporters at lunchtime today. Her protest comes amid news that CCTV cameras bark "Keep off zee grass!" and play... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:59:04 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104234 London - Once she was the toast of the town, chatelaine of a sprawling country seat, ermine knickers, monogrammed stationery, bank accounts at C*untts & Co (now sadly bankrupted by her ex), a box at Royal Ascot and above all the title of Lady Goo... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:37:48 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104227 Damascus - Protection of prehistoric alien artefuct secrets like the Tripoli County Krak des Chevaliers fortress is top of the joint Russian/Chinese agenda at the UN this weekend. The cold war allies refused to condemn President Assad's continued... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:53:47 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104212 London - A spectral image that suddenly materialised on the Delancey Street Kebab Taverna window was a dead ringer for the Babyshambles musician proprietor Costas Kleftiko said today. The Camden takeaway is host to an unofficial shrine to deceased... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:39:38 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104209 Notts - "Bwahaha, he was just about to sign another hefty cheque," Ed Miliband sobbed this afternoon on hearing the news that millionaire Labour Party donor Nigel Doughty had died suddenly at home in the gym. The party's deputy treasurer had appa... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:33:11 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104193 Antarctica - "This is the last time we frack for bloody Gazprom!" was the gist of an emergency frequency communique picked up by astronauts aboard the ISS this morning. It has broken a seven day radio blackout of Russia's Arctic and Antarctic Res... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:36:02 GMT World News