http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9669 Spoof News and Political Satire by Maynard Collington en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:59:12 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9669 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Maynard Collington http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112727/lapd-admits-mistakes-in-prolonged-manhunt After a televised ending to the manhunt many questions were raised about the police tactics that were used. A spokesman for the LAPD responded to allegations that, the department had bungled opportunities to end the manhunt earlier. It became the lo... Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:59:11 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/112702/cruise-lines-agree-on-regulatory-body CEO's of the worlds cruise lines announced their cooperation with a newly empowered regulatory agency. "Maritime law and international waters have made a regulatory agency nearly impossible to form. That is why the top cruise lines have agreed to... Mon, 18 Feb 2013 20:19:25 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112593/olympics-drops-medal-awards-from-2014-games It has been announced that medals will no longer be handed out to finalists in the 2014 games. The decision was applauded by television networks and ushers in a new era for the aging sports franchise. The decision to halt medal awards was voted o... Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:46:03 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/112528/u-s-mint-urges-congress-to-discontinue-the-t-shirt Top economists at the U.S. Mint are urging the house and senate to discontinue the iconic T-shirt. "T-shirts costs vary wildly. Anywhere from 5 to 25 dollars per unit, and have Zero value, less than a cent!" comments Randy Zublowski spokesman for th... Sun, 10 Feb 2013 20:16:47 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/111532/hipsters-celebrate-the-citys-newest-food-truck Dick's food truck is a friendly, family owned business that has recently sprung up in The City. Richard, the food truck owner, reports that business is swelling. Customers rave about the plentiful, mouth-watering fare. Promoted through word-of-mouth,... Thu, 06 Dec 2012 04:43:20 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/50936/apple-fires-entire-ipod-nano-division (Cupertino, CA) Apple computer announced the abrupt firing of its entire Ipod nano staff. Steve jobs took to the podium today to explain "They went too far this time. I just got out of a meeting with the guys, and when I saw the next generation nano... Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:47:49 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/50935/google-ceo-advises-newspapers-on-business-tactics San Diego, CA - On Tuesday Google CEO encouraged newspaper publishers to focus on making some money. "Try really hard and stuff, to like find new ways to get more moneys" he encouraged. Without providing any specifics Eric Schmidt waved his hands... Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:15:17 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/50246/obama-expands-dont-ask-dont-tell-policy News Update (Washington DC) - President Obama took to the podium today to expand the military's stance on gays. Going forward this new policy will not be limited to just military personnel, and will affect the lives of all Americans. "Look, now, t... Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:22:37 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/50173/lebouf-set-to-star-in-movie-based-on-popular-childrens-toys DreamMovies Pictures in association with KeyGrip films has announced Shia Lebouf is set to star in an upcoming action film based on a series of popular children's toys. Movies about toys are the latest craze sweeping Hollywood. Producer Jerry Gol... Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:29:10 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/50116/lohans-va-jay-jay-breaks-silence (West Hollywood): Long missing from the tabloids, La-Lohan's vagina is ready to mount a comeback. Kitty - formerly known as fire crotch - wants to prove she is ready to work. Often seen at night club openings and dining hot-spots, the troubled st... Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:55:38 GMT Entertainment & Gossip