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			<title>Auto&#45;Tag system is Queen of Manchester claims &quot;Nipple Slip&quot; pop star Mark Lowton</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104307</link> 			
			<description>A new automated submissions system is being trialled on theSpoof.com website to help writers add in all the required tagging information to their stories.

Over the last few years, writers submitting a story on the site have had to complete a form,...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:37:16 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Harry Redknapp goes with an &quot;I&#39;m thick as sh1t&quot; defence</title> 
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			<description>The trial of Harry Redknapp on charges of tax fraud took a strange turn today when the Spurs manager insisted that the offence was not down to him because he was below the legal reading age of responsibility.

He claimed he reads like a two&#45;year&#45;ol...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:15:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Epicentre of latest Winter Vomiting Virus outbreak identified as remote Northumberland village</title> 
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			<description>As the end of the year approaches, the incidence of Winter Vomiting Virus inevitably increases.  This year, scientists have traced the recent outbreak of the Norovirus back to the tiny village of Barhum in Northumberland, and have given it the code S...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 10:41:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Scientists extract DNA from last year&#39;s X&#45;Factor and implant it into Amelia Lily to ensure 2011 win</title> 
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			<description>UK technical boffins have admitted to extracting the DNA from the last series of X&#45;Factor in a laboratory in London, and then implanting it into embryonic pop star Amelia Lily, one of this year&#39;s finalists.  In a procedure reminiscent of Jurassic Par...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:01:54 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Two World Trade Center to be world&#39;s biggest Windows logo?</title> 
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			<description>Suggestions that the design of the new building at Two World Trade Center in New York looks like a giant Microsoft advert have been strenuously denied by the designers.  London&#45;based Foster + Partners have said that the sloping roof of the building i...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:33:17 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kaiser Chiefs: We knew this was going to happen</title> 
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			<description>Kaiser Chiefs front man Ricky Wilson said today that in spite of long&#45;term criticism about the band&#39;s predictions, they felt vindicated in the light of current events.

&quot;We&#39;ve been saying for years that this was going to happen,&quot; he told reporters...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 09:40:14 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>New Soar&#45;away Sunday Sun &#45; From Next Sunday</title> 
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			<description>News International has announced a new Sunday newspaper to be launched next week; the Sunday Sun.  The new offering will consist of a tabloid paper providing celebrity gossip and editorial, a magazine called Sunburst which will provide celebrity goss...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 18:37:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Cheryl Cole to Sue Fox for Racial Discrimination</title> 
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			<description>Having been dumped from the judging panel of X&#45;Factor USA because of her accent, Cheryl Cole has instructed her legal team to pursue litigation against the Fox TV network.

Any case will hinge on whether it can be proven that Geordie can be classed...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 12:36:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ryan Giggs: &quot;I did score away from home once this season&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs has hit back at critics by reminding them that in spite of his age he still manages to score occasionally.  He says he is still very fit and although he is limited positionally, he has had no complaints about h...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 09:29:09 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Sport Headlines</category>
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			<title>Richard Trevithick turns both ways at once in his grave as Google Doodle strips its gears</title> 
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			<description>The Google Doodle commemorating the 240th birthday of Richard Trevithick, one of the fathers of steam locomotion, tore itself apart today, when the gears at its centre were found to be in a locked formation.  Unfortunately, the Doodle had already bee...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 11:47:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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