http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9311 Spoof News and Political Satire by Roy Turse en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:31:05 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9311 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Roy Turse http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i64488 Following the claims that a nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel has been paid $1M not to tell the press about her relationship with Tiger Woods, Katie Price has contacted the press to say she is also willing to negotiate a deal. She says she is willing... Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:31:05 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63637 Poor old J- and -edward, they can't do a thing right. Just because they aren't the best singers in the X-Factor finals doesn't mean they can't entertain us! Actually, the reason they can't entertain us is because they aren't the best entertainers i... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:35:11 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62573 A new type of pedestrian crossing system has been unveiled at Oxford Circus in London today. It works by stopping all road traffic from time-to-time so that pedestrians can all traverse the crossroad junction together, either over one road, or diago... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:36:41 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62457 Users of the ubiquitous search engine found a treat in store for them today - and then realised a trick was involved! Google's Halloween logo shows a Pumpkin-tastic display of ghostliness. Well, a spookily-fonted Googl… with a pumpkin for an e!... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:06:03 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62439 Google has stunned the Internet community by including a comment on their search page which can only be described as a paradox. When the Google search page first opens, the sentence 'This space intentionally left blank' is displayed below the page c... Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:55:58 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i61874 Microsoft Corporation today announced the imminent release of Windows 8, the follow-up operating system to Windows 7. Features include improved speed provided you upgrade to a higher-performance processor, and a much faster shutdown, known as 'blu... Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:46:30 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i61349 X-Factor contestants have to sing live, but it has been revealed that Cheryl Cole will pre-record her comments on their acts and then mime them during the show. Even her banter with the other judges will be mimed so she can get her facial expression... Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:52:18 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i61303 Great news for classical music fans; following posthumous releases by other artists, a new recording of an unknown Beethoven work has hit music shops today. The company behind the release say it has been compiled from old records of music written... Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:16:03 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i60952 All over the globe, people are searching out their lunar land ownership certificates to see if Friday's bombing by NASA has targeted their property. If it turns out that someone owns the area concerned, based on the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 they m... Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:23:01 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i60006 Former England footballer Teddy Sheringham has told journalists that the loathsome rumours currently circulating about him are emphatically not true. He has completely dismissed any claims that he is intending to come out of retirement to play for B... Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:38:11 GMT UK Headlines