http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13658 Spoof News and Political Satire by Menominee en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Tue, 16 Oct 2012 11:40:04 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13658 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Menominee http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110559/inquiry-launched-into-incredible-amount-of-inquiries-being-launched A government spokesperson announced within the last hour that an urgent Inquiry was to be set up to investigate the huge amount of inquiries being set up to investigate anything and everything these days. He/she said that the Government had concer... Tue, 16 Oct 2012 11:40:03 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110558/nobel-peace-prize-awarded-to-planet-mars In a surprise development Thursday the Scandinavian prize-giving concern Nobel bestowed its annual peace prize on the planet Mars. Nobel (motto "We Give Prizes") described the planet Mars in its citation as a "tremendous force for good in an otherwis... Tue, 16 Oct 2012 10:28:57 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109943/romney-campaign-in-crisis-says-a-senior-insider A senior figure inside Mitt Romney's faltering campaign for the Presidency said this morning "My - erm, I mean his - campaign has careered off the tracks, hit the buffers, gone over the edge." When asked by reporters to limit his argument to one r... Mon, 17 Sep 2012 16:21:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/108542/cruise-holmes-settlement-finally-hammered-out-as-tom-agrees-to-keep-the-beckhams The divorce settlement between diminutive Hollywood heart-throb Tom Cruise and his unemployed wife Kate (nee Katie) Holmes - which had become increasingly acrimonious in recent days - was finally resolved late Sunday when Tom magnanimously agreed to... Mon, 09 Jul 2012 21:07:26 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/106604/chelsea-bid-for-power-station-as-defensive-crisis-mounts Chelsea have lodged a "substantial" bid for the defunct Battersea power station as injuries and suspensions continue to decimate the heart of their defence. Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck revealed that the situation was increasingly becoming unsolvab... Sat, 05 May 2012 17:16:48 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/105582/belgian-man-sues-language-school-when-subliminal-speak-german-cd-causes-him-to-invade-poland Martin Krauthammer, a 41-year old Belgian national and middle-ranking functionary at the EU in Brussels, hoped in February that his career - and his unrequited love for German Chancellor Angela Merkel - could only be enhanced by learning to read and... Thu, 29 Mar 2012 09:22:15 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/104859/ryan-giggs-to-play-on-for-a-hundred-more-years Ryan Giggs, the celebrated celebrity litigant and midfield maestro, has revealed to close friends and family that he wants to continue playing football until he is ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY! Giggs, a member of the much-vaunted Manchester United youth... Tue, 28 Feb 2012 13:05:43 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/104809/osmonds-and-nolans-square-off-on-republican-nominee-race Two once-popular but long forgotten familial bands from the seventies, the Osmonds and the Nolans, have entered into a bizarre Twitter feud about their preferred Republican presidential nominees and their conflicting religiosities. The Osmonds fav... Sat, 25 Feb 2012 23:38:52 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/104634/oscar-watch-fever-pitch As Oscar fever reaches fever pitch George Clooney has inflated himself with a potentially dangerous level of helium and is hovering several feet above Los Angeles spouting epithets. More surprisingly Brad Pitt, of whom nothing was expected, has ne... Mon, 20 Feb 2012 05:56:20 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/104632/fred-the-shred-offers-to-buy-rangers Irresponsible Scots financier Fred Goodwin has lodged a bid with the club's administrators to buy Rangers. Fred, formerly Sir Fred, said in his shed that he had the funds to rescue the popular Unionist outfit from their current malaise. "I have -... Mon, 20 Feb 2012 05:05:09 GMT Sport Headlines