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			<title>Don&#39;t Ask/Do Tell: Chick&#45;full&#45;A You Know What Comes Home To Roost Again, And This Time It&#39;s Not Personal, Just Business As Unusual</title> 
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			<description>Retrograde&#45;fil&#45;A&#45;Hole, Ga. &#45; More or less, mild and crazy cause why guy Chick&#45;fil&#45;A President Dan Cathy publicly aired his anything but easily digested (to anyone with half a brain, and/or, perhaps, anything close to an overcooked 1/4 pounder, wi...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 08:41:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Coming and Going? &#45; L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats</title> 
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			<description>LOS ANGELES &#45; Fearing that a firmer than usual enforcement of any existing thought to be already too rigid laws requiring the constant use of condoms on all Los Angeles&#45;based adult film sets might seriously penetrate what they&#39;ve come to expect as th...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:18:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Much Ado About Michelle Obama: What Becomes an Angry Black Woman Most (Allegedly)?</title> 
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			<description>WASHINGTON &#45; In a somewhat carefully calculated, yet decidedly overheated (with chance of a major talk to the hand) response to recent publicized assertions that she&#39;s something of an altogether looser than usual canon around the White House, First L...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:18:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most &amp; Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years</title> 
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			<description>In what certainly ranks as one of the more bold and adventurous attempts by anything but proud Watergate era newshound Bob Woodward to once again remind a more or less disinterested world of his once upon a time award&#45;winning, headline&#45;grabbing, jour...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 22:45:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ear Muffs!! &#45; Mr. Emanuel Goes Back To Chicago</title> 
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			<description>CHICAGO &#45; Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel officially began his never in doubt quest to become Chicago&#39;s next mayor with a stunning hit&#45;the&#45;floor&#45;gunning debut last Saturday before a seemingly wide awake throng of supporters shoehorned...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 09:07:14 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>All In/All Out: Anything But Another Typical Stiff At The Playboy Mansion</title> 
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			<description>LOS ANGELES &#45;  LAPD units responding to a 911 call from the famed Playboy Mansion in LA&#39;s perpetual ritz proof conclave of Holmby Hills, were greeted with more than their usual customary brand of semi&#45;gruesome stiff&#45;on&#45;the&#45;scene discovery when they a...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 03:39:55 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Diamonds Are A Kanye&#39;s Best Ill Grill Friend</title> 
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			<description>HOLLYWOOD &#45; In an attempt to further remind the world that he may just not be of this planet (originally), controversial rapper extraordinaire Kanye West has apparently seen fit to exchange his bottom set of teeth for a new and improved row of diamon...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 21:08:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Jerry Brown Unzipped: Hard Copy, This??</title> 
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			<description>SACRAMENTO, CA &#45; As predicted, the full&#45;tilt, low&#45;blow politics, so firmly on display throughout much of the over&#45;heated California governor race between Democratic retread Jerry Brown and Republican Queen Bee&#45;in&#45;Waiting Meg Whitman, appears to have...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 20:57:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Brett Favre comin&#39; at ya! &#45; Cranks For The Memory</title> 
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			<description>JOHNSON CITY, NY &#45; Although recent revelations that future retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent photos of his necessary privates on several occasions to coyolicious New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger during the 2008 season might seem sh...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 16:54:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Montana Republicans Assume The Position: Don&#39;t Go There Girlfriend, Especially All You Guys</title> 
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			<description>As far as the Montana Republican Party is concerned, if it ain&#39;t brokeback, there&#39;s no need to fix it.  If, on the other hand, that&#39;s your particular side saddle of choice, then according to the current platform of that state&#39;s Grand Old Party, it&#39;s...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 07:50:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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