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			<title>Rich No Longer Have The Padding Of The Poor To Protect Them From The Realities Of Life.</title> 
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			<description>Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today as the economic crisis has caused many of the rich to lose their cushion of poor people that have previously protected them from having to experience the basics of life. Many of the rich now have...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:47:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ringling Brothers Circus Sues Democrats And Republicans Over Who Has The Right To Use The Title &quot;Greatest Circus On Earth&quot;.</title> 
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			<description>Ringling Brothers Circus is suing both the Republican and Democratic Parties for infringements on the copyright claim of running &#39;The Biggest Circus In The World&#39;.  The Ringling Brothers, for a century the  largest traveling circus on the circuit, is...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 01:15:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Introducing Reptilious Greedious &#45; A New Category Of Human Is Discovered Amongst Us</title> 
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			<description>Sociologists and scientists working in tandem have discovered and isolated a new sub category of human beings. Oddly enough, they have been in existence within our societies for some time. 

This new sub&#45;genus to the human species is actually a thr...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 21:47:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>People Of Iowa Try To Kill Off Republican Candidates Before Primaries Even Starts</title> 
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			<description>The people of Iowa are trying to kill off the current crop of Republican delegates before they even made it to the primaries. Appearing at various gatherings throughout the state to peddle their political wares, the ranting Righties were assaulted by...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 07:50:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>World&#39;s Billionaires Have Created An Artificial Recession To Make Us All Their Bitches</title> 
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			<description>The current recession is a big success state stated the heads of all the multi national corporations unanimously in their secret publication The Upper Crust Of The Upper Crust. This publication is known and distributed only to those possessing more t...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 15:15:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Scientists Astounded By Discovery That Men Have a Second Brain In Their.... Um.... &#39;Naughty Bits&#39;.</title> 
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			<description>Physiological scientists have made an amazing discovery in that man (and we mean specifically &#39;man&#39; here, not &#39;wo&#45;man&#39;) much like the dinosaurs of ancient times possess a second brain located at an extremity of the body. Both man and dinosaurs have t...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 23:20:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>North Dakota Has Its Statehood Voided Due To Historic Errror&#45; Canada Seizes It.</title> 
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			<description>A recent disturbing discovery by a North Dakotan historian has revealed a disturbing fact about one of the least popular states in the union&#45; the fact that it is not a state. John Rolczynski has discovered that the governor and the state deputies at...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:19:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Palin And Bachman Are The Highlights In The Republican Nude Mud Wrestling Fundraiser</title> 
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			<description>Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman bared all in a girl&#39;s all nude wrestling match to raise money for the Republican Party&#39;s &#39;Go For The Gold&#39; Presidential race. The girls decided they would put their greatest &#39;ass&#39;&#45;ets out in public for the greater goo...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 07:00:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Surprise of Surprises! Cheney Comes Out In Favor Of Mubarak</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i91399</link> 			
			<description>The big lizard has slithered out of his lair for another comment. Let&#39;s print it big just like it was in the headlines so that it won&#39;t be mistaken: CHENEY COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF MUBARAK

Wow, what a surprise! Mr. American dictator comes out in su...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 01:50:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i91158</link> 			
			<description>A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl. 

Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 16:40:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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