http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8757 Spoof News and Political Satire by rfreed en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 18 May 2013 15:33:40 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8757 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by rfreed http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114062/nra-promotes-more-mass-shootings-as-a-way-of-stimulating-gun-sales The NRA, flush with a victory over the US Government and common sense in general with their defeat of all gun bills, has decided to keep on a roll and create more gun sales by stimulating more mass shootings. Observing that the sale of guns actually... Sat, 18 May 2013 15:33:40 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113943/rescuer-ramsey-damned-lucky-he-didnt-get-his-ass-thrown-in-prison-in-cleveland-kidnapping It fortunately went so miraculously well. A girl held hostage for ten years breaks free of her bonds and manages to get to the door of her captors house. She yells through the mail slot that she needs help and identifies herself. A black neighb... Sat, 11 May 2013 15:21:40 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113858/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-steps-up-as-new-spokesman-for-nra In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate a whole nation, the NRA has chosen North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to replace the nerdy Wayne LaPierre as their propaganda head. The NRA has long looked f... Sun, 05 May 2013 14:49:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113742/satirical-websites-under-fire-for-article-accusing-nra-of-being-behind-boston-bombing Satire websites have been publishing a very popular conspiracy article concerning the NRA being behind the Boston Marathon bombing as a way to detour attention away from the gun limitation bills that had been going through Congress at the same time. Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:24:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113659/nra-considers-pressure-cookers-as-a-future-income-possibility The NRA, fresh from its victory of further controlling American laws by defeating all Congressional bills limiting access to guns of mass destruction, is now looking to further extend its power. Successfully cowing and buying off Senators involved wi... Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:48:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113656/senators-forced-to-spell-their-title-with-a-small-s-because-of-their-cowardice Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected officials in the face of NRA intimidation when voting to defeat even the most reasonable of gun control, have elected to force the Senators to use a small 's' in front of their once prou... Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:32:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113545/the-ultimate-modern-humor-article Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustingly searching for clues on how to adapt comic articles to our modern times. With the increased dumbing down of the intellect imposed on the public by our schools, magazine... Fri, 12 Apr 2013 01:27:03 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113399/wayne-lapierre-ousted-as-representative-of-nra-for-being-too-frenchy Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA has been removed from his position of Vice-President due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed to his having 'too Frenchy' a name. John Howitzer, Montana rancher and... Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:19:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113200/nra-holds-america-hostage-is-holed-up-in-building-surrounded-by-police Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate in North Carolina. Those eyes belong to Wayn... Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:58:18 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113171/the-latest-development-in-screwing-citizens-out-of-their-hard-earned-cash-cypriots-taxed-on-their-savings-accounts Now it is the island nation of Cyprus's time to come under the guillotine of economic bankruptcy. The only difference with their bankers way of dealing with it is that, instead of doing it in the U.S. fashion of taking the needed money from what th... Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:37:37 GMT World News