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			<title>Republics New Book Comes Out&#45; &#39;Everything We Learned About  Politics We Learned In Kindergarten&#39;.</title> 
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			<description>The Republican Party in conjunction with FOX News is celebrating their collaborative publishing effort, a new book called &#39;Everything We Need To Know About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten&#39;. Its publication has started such a buying frenzy among t...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:28:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Jesus For President 2012 &#45; Conservatives Have A Hemorrhage</title> 
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			<description>Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. 

Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three changed game plans and decided that the political path was a better way to reac...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:49:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Satirists On Auto&#45;Pilot</title> 
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			<description>Much to the dismay of true humour lovers the world over anti&#45;Obama satirists have become robotic, running the same treadmill every day in an effort to bring him down.

 Their constant decrying of the new President no matter what he does always boil...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:03:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Scientists Solve Who Dunnit Of Dino Deaths</title> 
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			<description>Scientists from around the world have gathered together for a conference to agree once and for all on what exactly killed off all the dinosaurs so many millions of years ago.  They have reached the agreement that it was an meteor strike that made the...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:42:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Professor Shoots Colleagues &#45; Gains New Freedoms For Academics</title> 
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			<description>Ivory tower intellectualists everywhere have taken note of the new level of entitlement achieved by a university professor. Used to having great perks attached to their jobs, she has definitely raised the bar of academic entitlement beyond anyone&#39;s e...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:04:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Curse Of Yuppie Sprawl Is Taking Over Entire Communities</title> 
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			<description>A slow infestation has been discovered that is eating away at the American heartlands. &#39;Yuppie Sprawl&#39; is a slow, invasive alien mold that is sliming itself across the traditional American landscape. 

It is a corrosive element in our society known...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:02:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Realty Company Creates New Pacific Island Out Of Flotsam</title> 
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			<description>Entrepreneurs are jumping on the new opportunity developing in the middle of the Pacific. The multi national realty conglomerate Glutton Realty has purchased the entity known as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch and is turning it into a new mega&#45;island...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:17:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bush Billboard Appears &#45; &#39;Do You Miss Him Yet?&#39;</title> 
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			<description>A sign board has appeared along a Minnesota road asking passers&#45;by if they miss the days of George W. Bush&#39;s presidential rule. 

Apparently times are so bad for some that they will go to that length in nostalgia. 

Some seem to remember fondly t...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:52:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Humor Writers Facing A New Financial Dilema &#45; Outsourcing</title> 
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			<description>A new financial horror for professional English language writers has come about. It seems that  in our modern times even written articles are being outsourced to other countries.

 Publishers on a number of freelance writers websites are requesting...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:41:53 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Conan O&#39;Brien Has To Toe The Line With Fox News</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68790</link> 			
			<description>Fox News has announced that it is hiring NBC reject Conan O&#39;Brien to add to their evening powerhouse comedy show lineup. O&#39;Brien, according to his contract however, will have to make a lot of changes before he can be considered true FOX material.</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:37:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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