http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13912 Spoof News and Political Satire by Evil en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:33:45 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13912 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Evil http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113747/california-sex-offenders-support-north-korea California sex offenders support North Korea's defiant nuclear weapons program amid fears the Communist pariah state is developing a weapon that could strike other parts of the world. In contrast, outgoing US Defense Secretary said North Korea rep... Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:33:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113734/george-jones-sings-his-way-into-heaven George Jones, the ever inspiring country singer who sang the popular music hit "He Stopped Loving Her Today," died at the age of 81. The Juniper Knights Women's Club held a march in his honor Friday, KFC television reports. Jones died at a hos... Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:50:17 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113719/reese-witherspoon-defends-boston-bombers In a surprising turn of events Reese Witherspoon an animal rights activist told a friend she supports the Boston bombers because they were wild and hairy. Shortly, after the statement the police were notified and Mrs. Witherspoon was taken into c... Thu, 25 Apr 2013 05:20:17 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113628/lady-gaga-accuses-her-rival-britney-spears-of-improprieties Britney Spears ridiculed Lady Gaga because of her stinky breath only to anger Gaga who took revenge on Spears by exposing secrets she stole from Spears' private life. The evidence is Gaga's own words: "Could you get it now and leak it to me? Than... Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:49:01 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113592/fiona-shaw-planned-out-affair-with-dakota-fanning Dakota Fanning has added her name to an ever-increasing list of women who have come forward or been called out for reportedly having affairs with old Fiona Shaw, bringing the tally to at least nine. Tabloids over the weekend named teen star Selena... Mon, 15 Apr 2013 04:45:49 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113591/hugh-jackman-stalked-by-lady-gaga Hugh Jackman got the surprise of his life during the weekend. An ugly looking woman that appeared drunk screamed out "I love you Wolverine" as she chased the handsome actor with a bowl of linguine while he was at a New York City gym, Jackman's pub... Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:34:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113546/angelina-jolie-discovers-a-way-to-reduce-crime Angelina Jolie attended the G8 Foreign Ministers meeting in London, where she insisted that crimes against women was "not a women's issue" but a "global issue", particularly focusing on a method to halt crimes that affect women. Jolie suggested to... Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:08:15 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113514/albert-einstein-returns-from-the-dead Germany- Albert Eisenstein returned from the dead during a seances to give a lecture on the scientific aspects of sperm banks, in what he calls his theory of the relative sperm. Victoria Safaris a spiritual healer, card reader, and self proclai... Wed, 10 Apr 2013 01:20:54 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113490/aliens-land-in-new-york-city New York City mayor Ed Koch announced Thursday that the city will be hosting a race of space aliens that have landed in New York City's Central Park. Koch returned from the dead as a zombie when the aliens discarded green toilet water in the grav... Tue, 09 Apr 2013 03:28:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113412/it-doesnt-pay-to-be-fat-anymore Samoan News - A tiny, enterprising, Samoa airline is being accused of price gouging for selling seats by the kilogram. Ninety percent of Samoans weight between 600 pounds and 900 pounds. Samoa Air plans to price its flights based on the weight o... Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:52:50 GMT US Headlines