http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13782 Spoof News and Political Satire by Kevin Nelson en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:18:18 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13782 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Kevin Nelson http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110278/romney-hires-charlie-sheen-to-manage-his-troubled-campaign-charlie-is-about-winning-and-so-am-i In a recent and unexpected turn of events the Romney Campaign hires Charlie Sheen who is renowned for his WINNING philosophy as well as resurrecting seemingly dead careers as well as making several comebacks. Both Mr. Sheen and Gov. Romney desp... Tue, 02 Oct 2012 05:41:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108716/gop-scientist-explains-romneys-retroactive-retirement-dilemma-with-his-theory-of-retro-activity Recently on CNN's State of the Union, Romney's adviser Ed Gillespie stated that Gov. Romney retroactively retired from Bain Capital in 1999 though it actually occurred in 2002. Mr. Gillespie as of this date has offered no explanation on how one i... Thu, 19 Jul 2012 06:54:47 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105255/sweet-home-allahbama The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops. The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our country in my second term into The United Sharia... Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:06:25 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105190/ron-paul-clinches-tweaker-and-junkie-vote-stoner-vote-split Recent polls show that Ron Paul out polls all other candidates in popularity among methamphetamine and heroin users. Ron Paul's popularity stems from his drug legalization platform. However his popularity is split with President Obama among marijuana... Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:33:50 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105153/santorum-seeks-rights-to-trademark-frothy The Rick Santorum campaign is seeking to trademark the term "Frothy" for merchandising purposes. Everywhere he goes people are chanting Frothy in support of Santorum's campaign. We inquired how he got the name Frothy and why it's gone viral? Acco... Sun, 11 Mar 2012 05:51:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105154/recent-poll-states-3-out-of-4-residents-of-mordor-prefer-mitt-romney Not since the fall of Sauron has a candidate excited the citizens of Mordor as much as Mitt Romney. During a recent stump speech in Mordor, he spoke to a group of former Orcs now working as bankers, stock brokers and wealthy industrialists. He tol... Sun, 11 Mar 2012 05:50:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105155/which-world-leader-reveals-gay-crush-for-rush-limbaugh Recently a French reporter, Jacques Maison interviewed a world leader who revealed a bizarre and intimate attraction for Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio show host know for his vitriolic tirades against women, liberals and the working class. Appar... Sun, 11 Mar 2012 05:49:59 GMT US Headlines