http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11072 Spoof News and Political Satire by Nick Hobbs en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Nov 2012 13:47:14 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11072 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Nick Hobbs http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110882/holby-city-to-blame-for-new-disease Scientists and hospital staff are baffled this evening as Hugo Mountbatten, 41 from Wigan, continues to talk in overly complex medical jargon after prolonged contact with the BBC medical drama series 'Holby City'. The bar owner, from the Pemberton... Fri, 02 Nov 2012 13:47:14 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110679/tv-weatherman-blows-lid-on-industry-secret A top television weatherman has sensationally blown the lid on the secrets behind the industry, to the shock of executives and colleagues alike. The weatherman, who wishes to remain anonymous, so in keeping with his wishes we'll give him the rando... Mon, 22 Oct 2012 12:08:09 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110677/twitter-to-launch-z-list-celebrity-only-site Twitter is set to launch it's first spin off site this autumn, especially designed for lower rate celebrities. The new site, called Twatter, will be reserved for people like Joe Swash and anyone who is on X-Factor or Big Brother. The move come... Mon, 22 Oct 2012 11:05:07 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/110675/space-loft-extension-approved-by-local-government Space is to receive a 400 million acre extension, with stunning sea views and an en-suite bathroom facility. Several planets and a plethora of stars will also be included. Local government officials initially rejected the plans, stating that the e... Mon, 22 Oct 2012 09:31:59 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110628/girls-aloud-reform-and-its-all-thanks-to-bono Tiny Irish rock knob-head Bono, 3' 4", has sensationally reformed Girls Aloud he said today, from his castle in Switzerland. The U2 frontman has taken full responsibility for the girl bands reformation, telling reporters that he should now be offi... Fri, 19 Oct 2012 15:36:14 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/109324/anger-as-pussy-riot-vatican-gig-cancelled There was anger and condemnation today from the Vatican, over the jailing of little known punk band Pussy Riot in Russia. The group was booked to play at the Popes 'Jesus Rocks' benefit concert next weekend, but the sentencing of the ladies in Mos... Sat, 18 Aug 2012 12:12:06 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109307/terrifying-new-drug-sweeps-country A new sinister drug is sweeping the country, say government and police officials, and it is set to bring despair and misery to the population. The drug has swept in to every facet of our society, from the rich and well-to-do areas of Kent, to the... Fri, 17 Aug 2012 16:07:31 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109293/aliens-abduct-digbeth-resident-in-fiat-punto Digbeth resident Harry Powell claims to have been abducted by aliens this morning. Mr Powell, 53, was eating cornflakes at his breakfast table, when he claims a small group of extra-terrestrial beings invaded his home and tried to force him in to... Fri, 17 Aug 2012 13:24:25 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/106227/chelsea-star-reveals-winning-formula-over-barcelona Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so! The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch... Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:35:28 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/106175/pippa-middletons-arse-on-full-view-in-paris Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them. The arse, famous for being a... Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:43:04 GMT UK Headlines