http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12651 Spoof News and Political Satire by KRS en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:24:09 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12651 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by KRS http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111112/us-economy-faces-another-body-blow-on-the-heels-of-hurricane-sandy THE WIRED STREET URINAL REPORTER: KR Schwartz DATELINE: Friday November 16th 2012 The US economy, only now beginning to recover from the devastation of Hurricane Sandy, was dealt another financial tsunami this morning when Hostess CEO, Gregory... Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:24:08 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106615/us-armed-services-endorse-ptsd-name-change (Washington) It has been called shell shock, battle fatigue, soldier's heart and most recently, post-traumatic stress disorder, or PTSD. Now, US military officers and psychiatrists are embroiled in a heated debate over whether to change the name of a... Sun, 06 May 2012 14:46:59 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/106353/billionaires-to-build-out-of-this-world-brothel-and-casino This morning, Mikhail Prokhorov, Stanley Ho, Donald Trump and four unnamed Russian oligarchs proudly announced the formation of a new enterprise to boldly recruit lithe tubal ligated young virginal women from other galaxies to become "hostesses" on a... Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:41:17 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/104674/iran-announces-further-curtailment-of-crude-oil-shipments (Tehran) This morning, Iranian Oil Minister Ali Oxen Free announced additional bold policy changes in response to sanctions against his country by Western nations. Following on the footsteps of Iran terminating all contracts to export crude oil to Br... Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:21:30 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/101734/mississippi-personhood-plebiscite-rejected Jackson - In a rare and unprecedented show of moxie, Mississippi voters turned back a referendum establishing life at acquaintance, as well as denying all forms of contraception except abstinence, solitary confinement, jerkin the gherkin and spousal... Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:27:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/101589/bank-of-america-backs-down-from-debit-card-fees Bank of America spokesman Bill M. Tweed released a statement to the financial media this morning outlining the reversal of the recent bank policy of instituting a monthly fee of $5.00 to customers using debit cards. "Our customers have shared thei... Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:20:12 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/101560/not-everyone-wins-with-black-friday-arriving-late-thanksgiving-day With the announcement of getting an early jump on the seasonal shopping season; Kohl's, Target and Macy's hope to kickstart "Black Friday" by opening very late in the evening on Thanksgiving, Named Black Friday because the day is a quasi benchmark fo... Thu, 03 Nov 2011 23:46:46 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/101540/shocking-photos-of-mitt-romney-suckling-the-breast-of-a-woman-neither-his-mother-nor-his-wife Late last Friday, revealing photographs surfaced on the internet of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Pictures depicting Governor Romney with his lips wrapped around the areola of a woman that is definitely not his Mother or his wife. On Mon... Thu, 03 Nov 2011 13:09:47 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/92902/cbs-makes-announcement This afternoon, CBS Executive producer of the hit show "Two and a Half Men" Chuck "Chaim" Lorre stunned broadcast media with the bold announcement that the show will resume filming new episodes next month. After this revelation, CBS attorney and... Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:45:13 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/92901/cbs-makes-announcement (NY) This afternoon, CBS Executive producer of the hit show "Two and a Half Men" Chuck "Chaim" Lorre stunned broadcast media with the bold announcement that the show will resume filming new episodes next month. After this revelation, CBS attorney and... Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:29:52 GMT US Headlines