http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10968 Spoof News and Political Satire by Newston I am a problem en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:34:32 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10968 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Newston I am a problem http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62338 A lilo has been spotted by the British Navy off the coast of Dover,UK in the search for a British couple thought to have been captured by pirates. A spokesman said their warships were in "close vicinity' and radar range but were keeping their dist... Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:34:32 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62181 Girl group Miss Frank have become the latest act to be booted off ITV1 talentless show The X Factor. The London trio found themselves in the sing-off against hotly-tipped solo artist Danyl I love myself as well as men Johnson after receiving only... Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:39:07 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62180 An underground railway worker who was seen yelling at an elderly passenger in a video has been promoted to head of customer service. A spokesman said Ian Outthecreases, a customer service assistant, was promoted for his skills on a small incident... Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:26:38 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62182 Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, 61, has been diagnosed with being ugly, it has been disclosed. His spokesman said in a statement that the condition was currently in its very ugly stages. "Andrew is now undergoing a facelift and expects a young g... Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:50:17 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62063 Hopes post backlog will clear by the posties being on strike longer: Three hundred further days of strikes are planned this year Royal Mail hopes to be able to clear a backlog of billions of items before a second wave of strikes. The company puts... Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:07:33 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62022 Profits at online auction giant eBay have fallen by 99% as it continued to struggle amid the weak economy. It made $1 (£0.43) in the third quarter from $2 in the same period a year earlier as customers showed reluctance to spend. But the firm'... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:15:57 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i61992 The UK economy unexpectedly hid behind the Christmas decorations for another month, according to some guy at a government office meaning the country is still in the cupboard. It is the first time UK gross Christmas decorations (GCD) has contracted... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:23:17 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i61989 British National Tea Party leader Rick Muffin has used his Question Time appearance to criticise Starbucks and defend a past head of afternoon tea campaign. He also told a large hostile audience that Granma Smith from Skegness would be a BNTP supp... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:00:30 GMT UK Headlines