https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10968 Spoof News and Political Satire by Newston I am a problem en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10968 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Newston I am a problem https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/83937/grandchester-utd-profit-hurts-burger-vans Granchester United, hit by one-off finance charges and reduced revenues from the sale of teacups, has reported an annual pre-tax loss of £4.96p. The loss for the 12 months to 30 June compares with a profit of £18.00 for the year before, when reven... Fri, 08 Oct 2010 12:51:08 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/71920/wedding-couple-each-chips Pencer and Ms NacFayden have been allowed to eat chips again - A groom-to-be has been allowed to eat chips again after a McCains dropped its law suit over him buying from his local chippy. Nobert Pencer, 13, from Yerth, was banned from contacting... Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:48:52 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/71912/i-am-proud-to-be-barry-says-pop-star-ricky-martin The singer said writing his shopping list had helped him with his decision. Bristol born pub singer Ricky Martin has announced his real name is Barry Mealive, ending years of speculation over his real name. Martin, who has sold more than 6 cds... Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:02:36 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/71872/coronation-street-actress-charged-with-serious-acting Coronation Street extra actress Patty Clever has been charged with serious acting in Greater Manchester, police confirmed. The 96-year-old, who plays the Street's taxi passenger Ihave Nohope, was stopped near her home in Northsoutheast&west in... Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:18:54 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/71883/chocolate-can-cut-your-leg-off-easter-eggs-may-contain-blades-in-future Easter eggs and other chocolate can now through a loop hole in an old law carry blades and other weapons, as long as they are not the locking type that have been banned since 1903 unless sold only in small amounts, latest research suggests. The st... Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:18:31 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/62338/pirates-capture-lilo-of-the-coast-of-dover A lilo has been spotted by the British Navy off the coast of Dover,UK in the search for a British couple thought to have been captured by pirates. A spokesman said their warships were in "close vicinity' and radar range but were keeping their dist... Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:34:32 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/62181/miss-frank-voted-out-of-x-factor Girl group Miss Frank have become the latest act to be booted off ITV1 talentless show The X Factor. The London trio found themselves in the sing-off against hotly-tipped solo artist Danyl I love myself as well as men Johnson after receiving only... Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:39:07 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62180/commuter-rant-worker-gets-promoted An underground railway worker who was seen yelling at an elderly passenger in a video has been promoted to head of customer service. A spokesman said Ian Outthecreases, a customer service assistant, was promoted for his skills on a small incident... Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:26:38 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/62182/lloyd-webber-treated-for-being-ugly Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, 61, has been diagnosed with being ugly, it has been disclosed. His spokesman said in a statement that the condition was currently in its very ugly stages. "Andrew is now undergoing a facelift and expects a young g... Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:50:17 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62063/people-want-the-post-strike-to-remain-longer Hopes post backlog will clear by the posties being on strike longer: Three hundred further days of strikes are planned this year Royal Mail hopes to be able to clear a backlog of billions of items before a second wave of strikes. The company puts... Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:07:33 GMT UK Headlines