http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10904 Spoof News and Political Satire by Lynton en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:51:10 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10904 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Lynton http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104343 Walter Lewis, long time resident of Dorking is probably better known in Worthing for giving Donkey rides on the beach for the numerous tourists who flock there in summer. "There's tourists have often told me there's nothing better than spending a... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:51:09 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i103197 There were scenes of uproar at the Worthing Magistrates' Court today as a paternity suit unfolded. Brought by Miss Precious Kingston (spinster), proprietress of the Worthing 'Jerky Chicken' Jamaican Pole Dancing Club, Caribbean Food Emporium and T... Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:39:39 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i102965 Dorking dustman, Fred Starling 36, illigitimate son of one of Dorking's best known inhabitants has made serious allegations concerning the products of one of Britain's Turkey breeders. Speaking somewhat the worse for seasonal cheer from the saloon... Sun, 25 Dec 2011 07:19:08 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i102804 The 'Beloved leader' of the North Koreans, Kim Jong Il has died after amassive heart attack whilst riding one of the trains of his train set N. Korean railways. On a 'field inspection' the stress it appears was too much for him and he croaked in firs... Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:26:40 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i102801 A purge has been launched by Ministers on the health and safety Scrooges who ruin the spirit of Christmas by enforcing health and safety edicts to ban harmless activities such as snowball fights. This purge is expected to extend to all Ministries con... Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:17:16 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i102769 Toddlers at school have been told by teachers not to make signs for a star during their singing of 'Twinkle twinkle little star' because in deaf signing language it indicates the female genitalia. Hard on the heels of this has come a rethink of ha... Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:19:26 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i101969 A charity which campaigns for the ethical animal treatment have stunned computer game players by making a complaint about the new computer game Super Mario Land 3D because the cartoon character is apparently wearing a raccoon fur suit! Ever-ready... Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:59:48 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i98068 Stories are spreading like wildfire of the mystery blonde spotted in the South of England. Unconfirmed but highly probable accounts have been received that the woman has been seen at a bus stop in Chichester. "She was definitely blonde that's for... Fri, 08 Jul 2011 17:47:46 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i97948 An unsuspecting ex-pat taking his periodic 'Anglotherapy' leave was seriously conned by a large sports chain recently. The man told spoof reporters that one of the only reasons he even thinks of going back to the UK is to stock up on cheap socks a... Tue, 05 Jul 2011 20:50:37 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i97681 Few animals have grown faster in popularity than the Meerkat (Suricata suricatta). The animals were virtually unknown to the greater public before the year 2000. Various syndicated natural history films, Sir David Attenborough's 'Life on Earth' and o... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 13:37:59 GMT Science & Technology