http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10904 Spoof News and Political Satire by Lynton en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:19:00 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10904 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Lynton http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70774 Three little words turn to four Originally "I fancy you" was Blackeyed Peas' front man Will.I.Am's message to Cheryl when he heard she was dumping love-rat Ashley. However, Cheryl's latest Herpes scare has led him to add NOT to the the three to... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:19:00 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70766 Rumours have abounded recently concerning Lady Gaga's gender. However, a new video lays all such rumours to rest. Cracks form in Cock and ball story In her new video "Telephone" the bizarre long-legged blonde is led through a prison as inmates... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:14:29 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70760 London - Rightass News Hot on the heels of Cheryl's latest shock revelations of her hubby's unreasonable and cruel behaviour towards her ass, Ashley Cole has been speaking to Crutch magazine about his dissatisfaction with their marriage and one im... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:27:45 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70742 Geltmachen-Hannoverfischt - Germany. The knives are now out in the battle for the biggest divorce settlement of 2010 with stories of unreasonable behaviour being leaked to the German showbiz paper Der Schiessensterne. Donkey Heaven Among Che... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:37:59 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66721 A website stltoday.something gave the dreadful and scandalous impression to one reader that Tiger Woods could be rather partial to sexual activity outside marriage suggesting not only that he might have had had multiple female partners but maybe he m... Sat, 09 Jan 2010 20:02:50 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66719 In an unprecedented move yesterday the leaders of motorcycle gangs nationwide and the members of US Animal Rights groups banded together in a new activist movement 'War on Lather'. The bikers and activists with their well-known aversion to bodi... Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:38:31 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i66675 Gordon Brown unveiled a new scheme to revalue the pound last night. After forensic experts announced that within weeks of circulation every bank note becomes contaminated by cocaine, Brown hatched his scheme to revalue the pound by clamping down o... Sat, 09 Jan 2010 10:07:20 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i66674 Three men, aged 58, 48 and 36, were arrested on suspicion of making a bomb threat on an Emirates aircraft last nght. The three men were handcuffed and dragged off the flight by officers wearing full body armour. One allegedly made a 'verbal threat... Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:51:14 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i66673 The shock announcement that Johnathan Woss would not wenegotiate his contwact with the BBC has sent shock waves weeling through the media community.Woss is famous fuh his inability to pwonounce the letter 'Ah', a disability that goes unduh a name he... Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:49:29 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i66655 Susan Boyle now has her own range of merchandise in her very own online store, she announced today on her website. Fans of the best-selling singer from Britain's Got Talent can now buy a selection of official goods online. Items include T-shirt... Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:50:43 GMT Business Brief