http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7303 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jimbo Gunn en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:04:06 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7303 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jimbo Gunn http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110572/westminster-in-panic-as-home-secretary-revealed-to-be-human Westminster entered its deepest hour of crisis today as the Home Secretary revealed herself to be HUMAN. Her masked slipped at around half past eleven this morning when she overruled the advice of her securocrats to free Gary McKinnon, a Scottish... Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:04:05 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/91961/well-known-wanker-to-quit-wanking A well-known wanker is to quit public masturbation, amid revelations tonight that the onanist was not fully-behind the knuckle-shuffling cause. Art Pud-Puller, president of the National Jerk Society, has been accused of courting press attention fo... Mon, 21 Feb 2011 22:14:10 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/84729/government-counter-terrorism-strategy-to-price-al-qaeda-off-trains-with-a-10-annual-fare-hike Opinion: THE mainstream media today chose to focus on the massive threat the UK faced from Cyber-terrorists, instead of an impressive cornerstone of government policy that will slash the threat from real world terrorism and strengthen government coff... Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:54:35 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/84322/bbc-to-auction-official-book-of-clich-s-used-in-miners-rescue-coverage-profits-go-to-maggie-thatcher-foundation A chance to literally own your very own piece of broadcasting history emerged after the BBC today indicated it would auction 150 copies of Carnage on the Scale of What Happened in Europe During the Two World Wars - the corporation's official book of... Wed, 13 Oct 2010 15:59:12 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/83942/shadow-cabinet-anouncement-was-clerical-error A Labour Party spokesman today blamed the Shadow Cabinet announcement on a clerical error. The leader's secretary was taking dictation from Mr Miliband when he allegedly shouted "Balls!" in exasperation at forgetting the name of the MP he had chos... Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:16:27 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/83936/blog-gets-read The Twitterati whipped themselves up into a frenzy this afternoon after a blog got read. "I got a hit!" Tweeted the blogger, excitedly. "And it wasn't from my family, Twitter followers nor anyone from my local group therapy session either!" ... .. Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:02:01 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/83783/war-link-to-death An official report has shown a definite link between the deaths of tens of thousands of people in Afghanistan and Iraq and war. The Sherlock Higher Institute of Thought based in the French town of Sansmerde published their surprising conclusion on... Wed, 06 Oct 2010 07:12:22 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/49751/famous-person-dies-family-devastated Today we can sensationally reveal that the family of a famous dead person are devastated at their passing. After literally hours of extensive research (mostly conducted in the business lounge at London's Heathrow Airport waiting for the next service... Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:16:53 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/37079/triskaidekaphobic-police-round-up-killers Police forces across Britain worked together today to round up a large number of suspects in the country's biggest ever pre-emptive strike against potential serial killers. Recent data analysis lead by the Home Office, counter-terrorist agencies a... Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:20:33 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/36981/documents-found-in-government-office A senior civil servant was reportedly dumbfounded to discover a large number of highly-classified documents in her office document safe, where they should be. The government employee, Janice Place, told the BBC that it was "highly unusual" to find... Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:54:34 GMT UK Headlines