http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7303 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jimbo Gunn en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:09:35 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7303 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jimbo Gunn http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i69382 Today possibly the world's calmest cook Gordon Ramsay waded into the bullying debate by claiming that the other Gordon is a "Zen Master of Calm - just like me." In fact any assertions that either Gordon Brown or Gordon Ramsay ever shouted, swore,... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:09:35 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i69378 British plane-spotters arrested and recently charged in India should be glad they weren't caught in Britain, according to Ignited Nations international terror law expert Steve Piri-piri Biryani. The plane-spotting pair were last night charged with... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:17:58 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63511 LONDON - The Marylebone Cricket Club (MCC) today ruled out the sale of naming rights to the Lord's cricket ground after an approach from pub chain Hooters caused horrified cricket fans to spit into their morning cup of tea. The membership committe... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:16:45 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63163 Public anger erupted yesterday as several newspapers reported that the new position of "Minister for Information" to be created by the Labour government will not be Peter Goebbels. It was widely reported that the position would instead be filled b... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:58:52 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63149 A new report to be published later today will be heavily critical of the system for admission into Britain's prisons. The report, a copy of which was shown to me, describes the admissions process as heavily biased in favour of the poor. With gr... Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:09:52 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63088 Following yesterday's announcement that bottled brown water distributor Trafigura (correction needed here, Ed.) will be sponsoring buskers in London to play selected Coca Cola jingles as part of their repertoire, we have learned there is no truth wha... Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:25:45 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62659 LONDON - At least one British banker was today said to be "close to tears" when he learned he wouldn't be getting a multi-million pound bonus this Christmas. One of only a few senior City men not due to receive enough dosh to buy a small armada of... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:49:36 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62735 In a bid to cheer traditional conservative voters rattled by yesterday's ratification of the Lisbon treaty David Cameron announced today he would, if elected, bring back traditional "Old Money". My Cameron received a rapturous reception as he anno... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:57:08 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62715 New rumours surfaced last night that threaten to rock X-Factor even more than previous rumours rocked the show. In an attempt to quash earlier rumours of a conspiracy following reports that the Jedward twins were spotted at two auditions, mentor L... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:51:25 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62568 Wardens were on hand today to help Oxford Street's shoppers at the inauguration of the UK's first Tokyo-style 'diagonal' pedestrian crossing at Oxford Circus. Whilst to many the concept appears self-explanatory, to a few; especially the elderly, d... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:45:07 GMT UK Headlines