http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11777 Spoof News and Political Satire by galgar en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:41:57 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11777 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by galgar http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113326/pig-meat-found-in-hot-x-buns A spokesman for Britains leading bakery chain admitted that pigmeat was used in millions of hot cross buns on sale this weekend. Most of the major supermarkets have this product on their shelves, discounted at one pound per bun. The chief Rabbi is... Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:41:57 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113317/compulsory-brain-scans-for-appeal-court-judges From the first of April all appeal court judges will be forced to undergo compulsory brain scans to see if they really are partially brain dead. The scans are to be carried out in private clinics because the government lacks confidence in the NHS to... Thu, 28 Mar 2013 16:42:29 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113302/mass-deportations-in-the-pipeline The government is seriously cosidering the deportation of more than five million Britons of both Viking and Anglo Saxon Origin. "We need to make room for the next influx of honest hard working eastern europeans," said the prime minister at last ni... Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:01:30 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110984/cameron-on-the-back-foot-again Cammy and his mate Cleggy are to rush through emergency legislation to lower the age of consent for sex with small boys, after the PM was ambushed on TV by a concerned presenter. Speculation is for the age to be lowered to eight, which should serve t... Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:33:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108866/latest-from-the-political-scene David Cameron is the leading contender for this years Robert Muggabe Mud Hut award. The prestigious award has previously been given to Butcher Blair, George W Bush, Gordon (one eye) Brown to name but a few. Each winner is given his own personal hu... Thu, 26 Jul 2012 14:56:42 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108643/its-official-nick-clegg-has-finally-started-shaving The embarassing boyish bum fluff in finally beginning to disappear from that delicate soft skinned chin to be replaced by a more darker stiffer growth of hair. He's secretly hoping this welcome change will make him appear more manly, like his former... Mon, 16 Jul 2012 16:53:29 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/105683/chairman-mao-up-for-well-deserved-sainthood Yet another great scoop from our intrepid weeki leeks reporter. The Chinese government is in secret negotiations with the Vatican this week and the main item on the agenda is the beatification of that idiot Chairman Mao. The Vatican is almost brok... Sat, 31 Mar 2012 12:39:10 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/105530/knickers-on-the-net Cabinet minister Theresa May has been pleading poverty again and is using it as an excuse to sell her severely soiled knickers on the internet using the slogan, Theresa's Teasers. In justification for her latest moneymaking venture she complains... Sun, 25 Mar 2012 19:48:31 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/105450/hague-in-the-headlines-again It's official. Foreign Secretary William Hague has been reclassified as a giant dwarf by the British Medical Association. The chairman of the association Dr Hermann Clitterman made the announcement last night down at the pub. Hagues's head is quit... Thu, 22 Mar 2012 20:03:03 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/100401/cleggies-piles-reappear-after-long-absense We are all very sad to hear that Deputy Prime Minister Clegg's piles are bleeding again. We heard it on the grapevine, please pardon the pun. The problem, which began during his public school days, has returned with a vengeance. The painful expres... Mon, 26 Sep 2011 20:16:09 GMT UK Headlines