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			<title>Mitt Romney takes Job at Wal&#45;Mart!</title> 
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			<description>You can&#39;t stop this guy.  

After parleying the biggest chunk of cash ever spent on a presidential election into a losing lottery ticket, Mr. Romney has powerballed his way into the Kalamazoo, MI, Wal&#45;Mart to spend his Thursday nite paving the way...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 19:39:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Tantamount is Extinct.  Last of its kind dies in Vatican Zoo.</title> 
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			<description>Special to The Spoof from the Burning Rome News&#45;  There is grief this evening in the city of piety, pity and plenty o&#39; pottery.  

&quot;Vaginitus&quot;, the long beloved Ruffled Belgian Tantamount has passed on, leaving no siblings, no progeny and certainly...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 02:10:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bo&#39;sun Higgs Arrested in San Diego Bar</title> 
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			<description>That didn&#39;t take long.  No sooner had Bo&#39;sun Higgs pulled in with the rest of the fleet did he find himself having too good a time with a couple of girls owning five names between the both of them and knocking back the electric alcohol that has power...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 19:19:06 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Latest Missouri Fish and Game Squad Report &#45; &quot;They Washed Their Hands in Our Brains!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>In a stunning turnaround of events, a crack entrapment team from St. Louis, equipped with advanced intel and the latest technology, still managed to blow its assignment and was chased out of the Ohio Valley by elements of the Ancient Tribal Power und...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 17:11:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&quot;International Roadshow&quot; Crowd Goes Berserk over Disarmed UXB Recovered from HMS Hood Memorial&quot;</title> 
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			<description>&quot;Roadshow&quot; producers are harried lot, generally. Their lives are full of details that must be checked, cross checked and verified again once air time nears, all to no avail some days.

&quot;How do you present the historical facts like this?&quot; Said produ...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:47:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Romney Campaign Mimicking Hindenburg&#39;s Arrival at Lakehurst!  Key staffers missing as debate prep heats up. It&#39;s Cake AND Death For Everybody!</title> 
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			<description>A Polite Lutheran pastor from Sheboygan, Wisconsin with the unlikely name of John Smith has blown a big hole in the Mormon Doughboy&#39;s Christian Center with one question from &quot;The Revelation According to John&quot;, the last book in the Bible.  

As past...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:28:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Are Aliens Still Gathering the Facts about US? How rude! Spending Debate Rages As Parliament Pools Points, Pint after Pint!</title> 
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			<description>&quot;They&#39;re not saying anything but they&#39;re out there, all right&quot;  Q.V. Welp, MP, noted backbencher and stuffed shirt said Thursday week last, just before the eclipse which was rescheduled at the last moment allowing wireless spacecraft TG862G42 to tran...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:17:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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