http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13332 Spoof News and Political Satire by Mudwizard en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sun, 06 Jan 2013 11:10:59 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13332 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Mudwizard http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111926/torys-new-ducking-stool-disability-assessment-launched George Osborne has announced the governments new method of assessing claimant's disability, known as the 'ducking-stool'. The contract, worth £134 trillion, is expected to be awarded to Cameron, Osbourne & Cronies Consultants. "For far too lon... Sun, 06 Jan 2013 11:10:58 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110900/newsnight-exposes-famous-bbc-childrens-entertainer-as-yet-another-pervert Just when we thought the BBC sex crimes scandal could get no worse Newsnight have exposed another major BBC star. The most startling claim of abuse in the programme appeared to come from a female known only as Soo; who claimed to have been abused by... Sat, 03 Nov 2012 22:28:22 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/103432/disney-empire-buys-guantanamo-bay Today marks the 10th anniversary of the opening of the U.S. military detention camp for terrorist suspects at the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba; it is also the day that the Disney Empire beat off competition to purchase the camp. Disney h... Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:31:08 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/103413/tories-announce-high-speed-ozzi-tunnel Transport Minister Justine Greening, apparently encouraged by the public's apathy to her financial excesses of HS2, has announced her next project; the High-Speed Australia link, or 'Ozzi-Tunnel' as it is commonly known. This will cut journey times b... Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:01:33 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/102971/more-pandas-than-thin-people-in-edinburgh A shock report has announced today that research has shown that there are now more Pandas than thin people in Edinburgh. As Tian Tian the panda eats her panda cake in her enclosure at Edinburgh Zoo on Christmas Day academics have made it clear that t... Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:52:33 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/102970/cameron-bomb-the-kremlin-to-support-rebels As tens of thousands took to the streets of Moscow to protest against allegedly fraudulent elections, as opposition leaders issued scathing personal attacks on Vladimir Putin in the hope of preventing his return to the presidency next year; Davis Cam... Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:15:07 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/102903/bomb-squad-keep-abreast-of-the-times Officials in the U.K. have issued an alert to women after it was discovered that some breast implants manufactured in France and sold in the UK are likely to explode on Christmas day, the Daily Express newspaper reported today. The implants were made... Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:41:44 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/102883/the-british-hand-over-the-isle-of-wight-to-argentina The Isle of Wight is to be handed over to Argentina in the New Year. Britain and South American countries including Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay, came to the decision at a secret summit in the Uruguayan capital, Montevideo last night. T... Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:05:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/102881/public-libraries-return-books-on-time-or-be-shot Police officers can now lawfully shoot those who mock the library fine system. "In some cases during the summer several thousand library books were not taken back on time throughout England. This is totally unacceptable, anti-social behavior which w... Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:39:34 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/102834/is-kim-jong-junior-weird-enough-for-the-job As North Korea comes to terms with the loss of its "Dear Leader", the shadowy figure of "the Great Successor", his son Kim Jong Mark II has begun to emerge. Young Kim Jong II only appeared with his father on live television for the first time las... Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:21:29 GMT US Headlines