http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10646 Spoof News and Political Satire by Colonel Juan en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:20:05 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10646 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Colonel Juan http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104303 The slightly chubby yet devastatingly beautiful popstrel, Adele, rushed down to Worthing this morning to fall into the comforting arms of Viagra-addicted Casanova, Alf Starling. Tearful Adele was reeling from an unprovoked accusation by top fashio... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:57:10 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104222 Worthing Casanova, 104 year old Alf Starling, sent an urgent message to Queen Elizabeth and her husband, Prince Philip, last night, advising them to stay tucked-up in bed during the cold weather. "Hypothermia is a killer of old people," he annou... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 09:44:29 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104192 Buckingham Palace today threw a tight cordon sanitaire around classified media exposure of outageous contents of the Queen's handbag. Suggestions that she keeps a neatly folded ten pound note - clipped onto the phone number of Worthing Casanova, A... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:34:35 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104188 WORTHING: Labour leader, Ed Miliband, wrapped his arms around beautiful Goring-on-Sea opera star, Dora Cattermole, this morning and promised he'd make her a Dame. Popular Miliband, on a whistle-stop tour of the critical seaside marginal, stumbled... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:07:15 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104178 Bollywood diva, Aishwarya Rai, has accused Worthing Casanova, Alf Starling, of running off with her vajazzle display. Speaking to a crowd of sympathetic journalists and paparazzi, broken hearted Ms Rai claimed that Starling had disappeared with he... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 09:27:25 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104157 Worthing diva, Dora Cattermole, pledged to stand by Chris Huhne today after he resigned as Energy Secretary in order to clear his name. Ms Cattermole, mezzo soprano star of the Goring on Sea Light Operatic Society, announced that Huhne now needed... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:40:25 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104149 Sex addict Crystal "Bunny" Warren, who claims to have bedded over a thousand men, announced this morning that Alf Starling was easily the best. "I spent a night with Worthing Wizard Mr Starling just before he flew to Cabo San Lucas for a fling wit... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:32:40 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104145 Old Labour traditionalist, Ed Miliband, got straight on the blower to John Terry this morning - minutes after hearing the FA plan to strip the great Chelsea maestro of the England captaincy. After winning the next General Election, Miliband in... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:55:33 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104115 Top London paparazzo, Luigi Fanchini, hit 24 carat gold today when his telephoto lens picked out Arsenal crocked midfielder, Jack Wilshere, sipping red wine in Alex Ferguson's double-glazed four story greenhouse. Wilshere, believed to have suffere... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:39:19 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104105 Acton pervert, Terry Skuttle, escaped from HM prison Wormwood Scrubs yesterday afternoon and went on the run. Fortunately however, following a nationwide alert and police operations across three counties involving Interpol and the French Suret... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:18:18 GMT UK Headlines