http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10646 Spoof News and Political Satire by Colonel Juan en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:52:48 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10646 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Colonel Juan http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70854 An Estate Agent who wishes to remain anonymous has admitted that he's been approached to secure a property for a young man who might or might not be Jon Venables. Agent X, wearing a seriously nasty grey suit and a pair of Hush Puppies, revealed th... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:52:48 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70851 Atlanta: Gay superstar Elton John has announced that a claim made yesterday that Elton John Must Die" is technically incorrect. "I'll live for ever", declared The Rocket Man as he gave an impromptu press conference outside his Atlanta flat. The... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:03:50 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70850 Dubai: Reacting to breaking news that they're gonna duet with Rihanna, the JLS boys last night locked themselves into their hotel bedroom to hold a 'Top Hot Bird Summit'. Determined not to 'fall-out' over a little think like a chick, JLS immedia... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:44:04 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70836 America's wannabe superstar Will.i.am is making eyes at British Honeypot Cheryl Cole for one thing and one thing only. He wants to break into the world of showbusiness. Will.i.am isn't interested in Cheryl as a beautiful young woman. A 5'3" Geor... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:13:19 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70790 Sunday: London: British drama students interested in current affairs have today developed a new method of finding out what happens in the background of world news before news happens. Their investigative report today falls upon events that may or... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:33:21 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70716 OXSHOTT - MIDNIGHT: In heart-torturing scenes reminiscent of the final moments of a Puccini opera, love-rat footballer Ashley Cole hobbled onto a jet plane last night to fly to the bedside of his ailing wife. His face drawn, his teeth clenched a... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:27:36 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70646 Heartbroken crooner Peter Andre today sent a dozen red roses to heartbroken warbler Cheryl Cole in a gesture that confirms there is something tender and perhaps beautiful going on between the two of them. Cheryl Cole is today bed-ridden and has be... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:08:43 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70644 All police leave was cancelled today in Dubai as UK band JLS jetted in for a brief holiday. Every cop has been put on 24 hour stand-by and compulsory overtime has been introduced for the first time ever. As aeroplane-loads of crazed female fans c... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:13:49 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70554 Not to be outscored by randy footballers such as Ashley Cole and John Terry, Take That star Mark Owen has come clean and claimed to have had ten extra-marital affairs. This does, of course, fall far short of the Celebrity record, currently held by A... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:51:56 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70536 Manchester United only managed to slip four past AC Milan last night. Which means it took eleven players all night to score on four separate occasions: not an impressive strike-rate. Not up to Ashley Cole's high standards. And it all looked even... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:06:53 GMT Sport Headlines