http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6555 Spoof News and Political Satire by Duncan Whitehead en Copyright 2011, TheSpoof.com Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:34:44 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6555 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Duncan Whitehead http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i100226 The small minded city and people of Savannah, Georgia are preparing themselves for a night of looting, rioting and mindless acts of violence as they await the execution, or not, of Troy Davis. Davis, due to be executed at 7pm Wednesday, was convic... Wed, 21 Sep 2011 04:14:11 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i100208 Georgia's pardons board have rejected a final plea for clemency from convicted cop killer Troy Davis despite sufficient evidence that would promote a new trial. Davis is set to be strung up by an angry mob on Wednesday, in accordance with the ye... Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:16:15 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i100173 Floyd Mayweather will fight 80 year old HBO fight ''expert'' Larry Merchant for the WAA Welterwelt Belt on 12 December in the parking lot behind Bennys Bar Grill in Las Vegas. The WAA (World Asshole Association) have sanctioned the fight and the f... Mon, 19 Sep 2011 13:38:56 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i100122 The discovery of billions of dollars worth of oil around the Falkland Islands has been described a "gift from God" by British Premier David Cameron. "Obviously God wants us to have this oil" beamed Cameron "It will secure the economic future of ou... Sat, 17 Sep 2011 12:10:21 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i100110 High school teachers in England and Wales are to be issued with tasers to be used against unruly students. A governmental spokesman said ''Teachers in England and Wales will be obliged to carry tasers, it is up to them if they use them or not, how... Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:12:37 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i100107 Manchester United is to begin selling off a significant amount of steaks after former player Lou Macari, got a load of surplus meat from his old team mate Gordon ''Back of a Lorry'' Hill. One correspondent says it could raise between £50 and £60 f... Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:42:22 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i100105 After months of research it has finally been confirmed that internet news article containing the word Porn in the headline attract more readers than more conventional headlines. Studies show that a headlines such as 'Gadaffi Slaughters Thousands'... Fri, 16 Sep 2011 12:10:40 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i100075 A father of three is still unemployed despite having donated his mothers kidney to a scientific research facility in Texas. Johhny Neckred, 34, has been unemployed for 12 years, he hasn't showered in a year, nor has he paid child support in three... Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:47:07 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i100033 News International chairman James Murdoch has been recalled by MPs investigating the News of the World phone-hacking scandal. Culture committee chairman John Whittingdale said ''Murdoch was a gangly man with sharp features, if I recall he was a c... Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:33:26 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i100017 History very nearly repeated itself last night as the Dallas Cowboys seemed to be on their way to defeating the New York Jets in an emotionally charged NFL game last time. Ten years to the day that a few guys in Texas screwed over New York, the sa... Mon, 12 Sep 2011 13:05:24 GMT Sport Headlines