http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6555 Spoof News and Political Satire by Duncan Whitehead en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:46:04 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6555 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Duncan Whitehead http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i65723 Twilight actress Kristen Stewart has revealed to 'Teen Beat Off' readers that she and fellow actor and heart throb Rob Pattinson were involved in a three way sex orgy of filth with disgraced golfer Tiger Woods. "I will admit it wasn't that bad -... Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:46:04 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i65724 Cheryl Cole has announced that she has a crush on egg-head spastic Stephen Hawking and wants to marry him, much to the surprise of the mongoloid Hawking who in his now trade mark punchline of speaking in a robotic voice "I have know idea who she is!"... Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:14:20 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i65722 Queen Elizabeth II is set to announce her abdication during her traditional Christmas Day message to the British public according to leaked reports from British media outlets. The Queen, who has been Queen for over 50 years is set to hand her crow... Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:52:56 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65675 A US woman initially held after a 'threat to kill' Michelle Obama has been released and awarded a medal for her 'act of humanity' Kristy Lee Roshia who is sane and certainly not crazy made the treats as the lazy ass First Lady was on yet another... Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:45:08 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i65674 The FBI have released a charity CD Album of songs formerly recorded by dead singing sensation Michael Jackson, Several tracks were recorded by FBI officers and the money raised will go straight into their "Keep An Eye On Bono" investigation. Wall... Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:37:48 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65673 The fame hungry American parents who triggered a major alert by claiming their son was adrift in a helium balloon have been ordered to to inflate over 500,000 balloons by Christmas to be distributed to hospitals across America. The Wacko couple re... Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:30:27 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i65671 Popular social networking site Facebook is to shut down for Christmas - allowing it's workers two days off - however a billion people are concerned that they won't be able to post inane messages such as "Going Shopping", "Taking a Dump", "Walking the... Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:22:32 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65670 A man is regretting thinking he was better of dead than alive after realizing that after taking his own life he is as 'bored as shit' in the after live. Micah Hundersmarkmark, who had recently lost his job, girlfriend and home decided to end it al... Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:15:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65566 In a shocking revelation that has shocked the world it has been revealed that the only woman Tiger Woods has not slept with is TV show host Oprah Winfrey! "I am a little pissed" said Oprah "I mean he sleeps with nearly every woman in the country y... Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:50:07 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i65359 Several photographs pertaining to be pictures of a naked Tiger Woods are circulating on the internet - much to the embarrassment of Tiger. Teeny tot Tiger Woods who is 2 has been bombarded with hits to his website after millions of internet users... Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:30:51 GMT Sport Headlines