http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=2738 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jalapenoman en Copyright 2011, TheSpoof.com Tue, 03 May 2011 02:26:43 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=2738 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jalapenoman http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i95374 A woman in Montreal is upset with her husband due to his recent present to her of a mockingbird for her birthday. When she received the gift, her spouse promised Elaine Tucker that "it won't sing." He also told her that if it fulfilled this conditi... Tue, 03 May 2011 02:26:42 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i95362 Keith Olbermann, the pundit who considers his one sided rhetoric to be journalism, has been identified as "special" by scientists specializing in sound. From his laboratory at Johns Hopkins University, Dr. Blake Nickel made the following statement:... Mon, 02 May 2011 20:21:22 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i95361 Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has now entered the Guinness Book of World Records for something other than being the first woman to hold an office. The California member of the House of Representatives has now achieved the milestone of getting her... Mon, 02 May 2011 20:18:36 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i95360 In a poll conducted by The Harvard Institute of Silly Surveys That Waste Government Money But Provide Work For Tenured Professors, Lazy Students and ACORN Workers, Anal Seepage was voted "The Least Favorite Thing To Find In A Chair." The study fo... Mon, 02 May 2011 20:15:11 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i95356 NFL All Pro Linbacker, Mike 'Steamroller' Henry, voiced his controversial opinion about British football when interviewed by London Channel 4 sports news today. Henry compared American football to the mainly British game of 'soccer' by insulting fans... Mon, 02 May 2011 19:59:38 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i95343 Osama Bin Laden, who was shot and killed in his Pakistan compound on May 1st, was buried at sea by U.S. Forces. This was done in accordance with Moslem tradition that burial take place within 24 hours. Bin Laden was killed by a bullet to the head i... Mon, 02 May 2011 15:45:26 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i95334 The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi... Mon, 02 May 2011 14:44:34 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i95331 Extremist clerics have revealed that terrorist and Al-Queda leader Osama Bin Laden will not receive his expected 72 virgins in the afterlife. The mass murderer and director of the 9/11 attacks was killed in Pakistan, but will not be going to any for... Mon, 02 May 2011 14:33:30 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i95325 Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a... Mon, 02 May 2011 13:11:45 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i95324 An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master... Mon, 02 May 2011 13:03:25 GMT World News