http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=2738 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jalapenoman en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:27:52 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=2738 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jalapenoman http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70698 Artie Finn, a man known for many years to the local community as a "stoner and reject from society," dropped out of school many years ago due to their lack of ability to work with dyslexic students. This reading disability, along with his lifestyle,... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:27:52 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70523 In a strange, miraculous occurance that scientists are unable to explain, all of the Moslems in the world were turned into water at exactly 6:00 a.m., GMT. Persons who witnessed this said that "all at once, there was a six foot tall pillar of water... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:59:54 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70263 The United States Treasury Department has announced that, effective with the 2011 printings, the United States will produce $50 bills with the image of late president Ronald Reagan. At the same time, they will also make $3 bills with the image of cu... Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:08:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70149 Agents of the Central Intelligence Agency, with the full cooperation from Interpol, MI-5,6, and 33, and Scotland Yard, have discovered that terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been living in Great Britain for the past seven years. Once believed to be in c... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:47:27 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70062 Members of the Democratic Party, who assured the American people that Barack Hussein Obama was the catalyst for good change and that his feces was not malodorous, have finally admitted that his sh*t really does stink. Pelosi had been the final hold... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:02:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i69976 Clint Eastwood is upset and thinks that the legalization of drugs in California has gone too far. After throwing a temper tantrum on the subject for twenty minutes, he got off of his high horse and asked "...and just who the Hell gave my palamino ma... Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:39:38 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i69954 In the aftermath of the earthquake in Chile, monstrous Tsunamis (tidal waves) were projected to strike coasts all along the Pacific Rim. The worst of these were expected to strike Hawaii, causing panic as residents moved inland to higher ground. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:31:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i69665 The Dalai Lama took time out from his Presidential Visit to the United States to meet with a golf caddy, according to uncomfimed reports. Carl Spackler, a groundskeeper at the Bushwood Country Club, says that the Lama always sees him when he comes h... Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:11:01 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i69328 Denver, Colorado has been called the most healthy city in the United States. It has more miles of bike trails, and the highest per capita sales of vitamins and nutritional supplements. Because residents are so concerned about their physical conditi... Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:57:57 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i69257 Little Jackie Paper, the former boy who loved that rascal Puff (the magic dragon) was discovered with a five pound brick of marijuana in the trunk of his car. The sixty-seven year old man said that he was on his way to visit the graves of his parent... Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:57:00 GMT World News