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			<title>Gingrich Daughters Prayer</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103719</link> 			
			<description>Sounding like a prayer, two of Newt Gingrich daughters issued a statement following wife number two&#39;s revelation in a ABC Brian Ross interview: Newton Leroy wanted an open marriage and to continue his relationship with his mistress, Callista. 

The...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:37:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Republican Candidates In Speedo Bikinis For Next Debate</title> 
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			<description>In an attempt to reach higher ratings for the next Republican debate, handlers decided that the candidates wear Speedo bikini bottoms. 

Hearing this proposition, Mitt Romney nervously crossed and uncrossed his legs, calling it a strange decision.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:40:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Cowboys And Aliens And Politicians At The Iowa Caucus</title> 
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			<description>It is difficult to distinguish between the cowboys and politicians, but the aliens are clearly set apart. When a politician can&#39;t remember three out of three departments he wants to eliminate once he is elected president, his mind has definitely been...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:04:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>2011 Was the Year That Was &#45; And What A Was</title> 
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			<description>2011 is about to become history and the most memorable event appears to be a tie between the end of Osama bin Laden and Kim Kardashian&#39;s wedding/marriage.  While the right is crediting former President Bush for bin Laden&#39;s demise, they remain silent...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 18:41:30 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Newt Gingrich Replaces Herman Cain As Front Runner &#45; This Month</title> 
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			<description>Trice married Newton Leroy Gingrich is replacing Herman Cain both as the front runner of the Republican presidential nomination and in the ladies department. As yet, no ladies have stepped forward claiming  extensive courtship, flowers, Tiffany gifts...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:00:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Uterus And Romney</title> 
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			<description>Presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced what women may or may not do with their uterus. Or, what he and the government say women may or may not do with their uterus. It&#39;s a citizen&#39;s arrest if women cross Romney&#39;s uterine line.

While he is pr...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:50:17 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Arab Spring On Wall Street &#45; Hold The Camels</title> 
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			<description>New York &#45; It&#39;s an Arab Spring on Wall Street, but protesters don&#39;t expect to see the NYPD galloping through Zuccotti Park on camels.    Protesters call themselves the 99% and say the country is run by the 1%. The 1% gained control through the electi...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:10:21 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Dancing With The Stars Cancels Tuesday Performance For Republican Debate</title> 
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			<description>President Obama canceled a joint session of congress for a Republican debate, so Dancing With The Stars will go black on Tuesday for Tuesday&#39;s debate.

Nancy Grace call this change &quot;evil&quot; insisting that she was all set to perform Swan Lake, (tutu a...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:11:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich In Remake Of &#45; A Star Is Born</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i99294</link> 			
			<description>Hollywood &#45; Clint Eastwood&#39;s new spaghetti western of A Star Is Born, will star Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich. The original plan was to use singer Beyonce in the Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Janet Gaynor role and Leonardo Dicaprio in the Jame...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:49:32 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Anthony Weiner To Run For Congress!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i99454</link> 			
			<description>Brooklyn &#45; Anthony Weiner, former congressman representing Brooklyn, is planning to make a comeback and run for the same seat that he managed to tweet away with his resignation just a few weeks ago. With little or no competition for the vacant seat:...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:16:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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