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			<title>Eliot Spitzer Back As Governor Of New York</title> 
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			<description>Following a two year sabbatical, former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer plans to resume office as the renewed and legally elected Governor of New York.

Judging from Governor Sanford&#39;s successful grip on the North Carolina governor&#39;s mansion, (even...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:09:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Dick Cheney Going Hollywood</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68910</link> 			
			<description>Former Vice President Dick Cheney has signed a film deal to make the 2010 version of the Tender Mercies/The Wrestler/Crazy Heart series. 

He&#39;ll portray a heavy drinking, guitar strumming, washed up politician, finding redemption in a relationship...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 22:00:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Movement To Impeach Joe Lieberman</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65339</link> 			
			<description>There is a movement, (some describe it as, &quot;huge&quot;) to impeach Senator Joe Lieberman of Connecticut for stifling health care reform. His constituents believe the Senator&#39;s interests rest in representing the needs of health care insurance companies tha...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:28:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mrs. Tiger Woods Hits Hole In One</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i64163</link> 			
			<description>At 2:43 A.M. following Thanksgiving dinner, both Mr. and Mrs. Tiger Woods got a hankering for their favorite pistachio nut caramel brownie chocolate fudge ice cream.

As Tiger jumped into their &#39;09 Cadillac Escalade SUV for a quick putt to the twen...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:01:41 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Male Wax Law Passed By Congress</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63004</link> 			
			<description>At first it was regarded as a silly joke. A punchline around the cocktail circuit, &quot;ain&#39;t never going to happen.&quot; But the Brazilian Male Wax Law gained sufficient support in both houses of Congress, to catapult into law as an amendment attached to th...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:44:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Officials Rule Karzai Off Fashion Runway</title> 
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			<description>As though the voter recount in Afghanistan isn&#39;t  humiliating enough, the impeding runoff between President Karzai and Abdullah Abdullah might actually bounce Karzai from office, as well as the fashion runway. Bad news for this fashion icon.

Alway...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:53:20 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Afghanistan&#39;s Got Talent</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i61671</link> 			
			<description>Since the war in Afghanistan has reached a Viet Nam quagmire, as the Bush Mission Unaccomplished, the White House has decided to move to plan B with Afghanistan&#39;s Got Talent. 

Britain&#39;s Got Talent had world attention focussed on Susan Boyle, and i...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:13:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hillary Clinton To Use Serena Williams Diplomacy</title> 
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			<description>A new chapter in U.S. diplomacy will be introduced when the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, adopts tennis star Serena Williams&#39; form of debate. Threatening to shove a tennis ball down a linesman&#39;s throat, Ms. Williams opened a new form of green...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:31:26 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
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			<title>Jack The Ripper Released From Prison &#45; Compassionate Grounds</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i59036</link> 			
			<description>While serving a life sentence for mass murder, it was discovered that Jack, or John, The Ripper, was diagnosed by a panel of physicians to be suffering from a recurrence of a hangnail on the large toe of his left foot. The panel of physicians dispute...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:11:17 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
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			<title>Obama To Hit One Out Of Ballpark</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i58636</link> 			
			<description>Sinking like the Titanic, President Obama will have to hit one out of the ballpark with a Jeremiah Wright kind of  speech, and save his health care bill. Mixed metaphors, but visually understandable.

The President wants health care coverage for ev...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:25:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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