http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=666 Spoof News and Political Satire by B. Elliot Stern en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:13:56 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=666 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by B. Elliot Stern http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111066/florida-man-still-in-line-to-vote KISSIMMEE, Florida - 78-year old Kissimmee resident Dick Lawton continues to patiently wait his turn to vote outside the Buenaventura Lakes Branch Library. Even though a week has now passed since election day, Lawton remains vigilant that he has the... Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:13:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/2866/99-cent-only-stores-to-raise-prices City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing costs overseas we had no choice but to ra... Sat, 10 Apr 2004 18:44:10 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/2712/bush-administration-strikes-deal-to-change-name-of-convenience-store-chain Washington, D.C. - The Bush Administration announced today that they have struck a deal with 7-Eleven Inc., the owner of the popular 7-11 convenience store chain to change the name of all stores to 9-11, effective immediately. Mon, 29 Mar 2004 22:47:21 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/2237/report-65-of-nba-players-pass-gas-during-games San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we conducted a study that included the viewing of t... Fri, 26 Mar 2004 11:49:05 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/2324/dog-set-to-testify-in-scott-peterson-murder-trial Redwood City, Calif. - Prosecutors in the Scott Peterson murder trial unveiled plans today to call one of the scent-sniffing rescue dogs used in the investigation to the witness stand. Maddie, a Black Labrador or African-American Labrador as... Wed, 03 Mar 2004 23:21:27 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/2203/ohio-educator-teaches-students-how-to-lie DAYTON, Ohio - An elementary school teacher in Dayton, Ohio is under fire today for what some are calling his practice of controversial subject matter in the public school system. Mark Davis, a first year teacher at Webster Elementary School has app... Sat, 21 Feb 2004 00:12:33 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/2190/actor-tom-cruise-to-change-his-name Los Angeles - Award winning actor Tom Cruise announced today that he will undergo a name change after he marries actress Penelope Cruz later this year. In a statement released through his publicist, the 41 year old movie star announced that he h... Thu, 19 Feb 2004 00:34:19 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/2147/dick-no-longer-appropriate-nickname-says-congresswoman Washington, D.C. - Backlash from Janet Jackson's "boob" incident during the Super Bowl halftime show continues to be a hot topic on Capitol Hill. Republican Congresswoman Heather Wilson of New Mexico has announced that she will introduce a bill this... Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:56:23 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/2111/condoleezza-rice-goes-on-date Washington, DC - National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice went on a date last night, her first since her sophomore year of college. A White House source confirmed that Ms. Rice did indeed go out on a blind date with someone they would only identif... Fri, 13 Feb 2004 17:54:24 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/2043/u-s-to-outlaw-facial-hair-in-iraq In an effort to start "cleaning up" Iraq, President Bush announced today that facial hair would no longer be permitted on any Iraqi citizen. Sun, 08 Feb 2004 03:09:48 GMT World News