http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10191 Spoof News and Political Satire by Blazing Saddle en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 09 Mar 2013 23:44:11 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10191 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Blazing Saddle http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113034/health-safety-executive-announce-ban-on-shaving "Razors have sharp edges" stated H&S Executive Everard Fortescue today after the release of a shocking shock report on shaving accidents in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. "People are bleeding" says Mr Fortescue - "an... Sat, 09 Mar 2013 23:44:11 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/112416/iranians-to-sell-airfix In a shock revelation, Iranian President Avadmedinnerdad has revealed that he will allow his "country" (read 14th Century confederation of warring factions) to sell their controlling interest in the well-known aircraft modelling firm, Airfix. "We... Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:38:45 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110861/that-twat-blair-to-marry-that-twat-salmond In a shock Holyrood announcement from the normally ignored Scottish Parliament, the marriage of Alexander Salmond (bachelor of the parish of fat, small fuckwits) and Tony Blair (spinster of the parish of unholy arseholes) has been announced. With... Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:12:55 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109361/the-honourlympics-is-about-to-begin In a shock revelation, Sebastian (Lord) Coe has announced a new competition that will feature heavily on our TV screens, newspaper front pages and social media for the next few weeks. "As soon as the Paralympics is over" states Lord Coe, "we will... Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:11:51 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109360/britain-has-no-sailors-for-our-subs-emergency-recruitment-planned The United Kingdom armed forces have been decimated by recent cuts with unforeseen consequences. An average nuclear-powered hunter-killer sub requires a crew of 76 and a Trident sub needs a crew of 142 men and women. The above numbers do not in... Mon, 20 Aug 2012 22:47:40 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/106853/euro-panic-to-push-uk-taxes-over-100 Chancellor Osborne (Ozzie to his mates - more later) has announced his plan for the rescue of the British economy. "We will announce new taxation rates that will take the average British family's annual bill to approximately 112.376% of their annu... Tue, 15 May 2012 23:02:38 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/106652/drought-scare-exposed-all-bollocks Recent scare stories about the imminent arid conditions to affect Southern England may be false - according to Wiltshire plumber, Tommy Gripefuttock. "Hosepipe ban - fuck off", expostulates Tommy. Mr Gripefuttock explains thus - "The aquifers a... Mon, 07 May 2012 23:44:38 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105899/thames-swim-abandoned-universities-boat-race-blamed In a shock development today, the 1st Inaugural Anti-Elitist Cross Thames Swim (1IA-ECTS)was interrupted catastrophically by 17 men and a woman in 2 boats in an elite rowing race. The Umpire of the 1IA-ECTS, Ms Drephna Doughnu-Tgobbler has comment... Sat, 07 Apr 2012 23:10:57 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/100505/jacksons-nose-found-near-jacksons-hole In a shock revelation, Dr Conrad (The Competent) Muller, Michael Jackson's trusted personal physician, has disclosed the whereabouts of Michael's olfactory organ. Most observers and commentators believed that Jackson's nose had substantially disap... Thu, 29 Sep 2011 22:07:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/77565/murrray-makes-it In a cliffhanging 3-Setter, Andie Murrray has made it to the last 16 of the annual Dog-Shagging Championship (grass surface), (Southern England Section). Not to be confused with the other well-known Southern English sport of dogging, the dog-shagg... Sat, 26 Jun 2010 22:02:39 GMT Sport Headlines