http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8814 Spoof News and Political Satire by Don Fulsom en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 11 May 2013 01:34:13 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8814 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Don Fulsom http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113938/bloomberg-bans-roller-bags Mayor Michael Bloomberg has, by executive fiat, banned pedestrians from dragging roller-bags along any and all public walkways in New York. "Just the irritating sounds exuded by what must be thousands of those roller-bags with their cheap, tiny il... Sat, 11 May 2013 01:34:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113863/new-beauty-mask-made-of-kitty-litter Scientists have stumbled onto a unique and inexpensive way to self-administer a beauty facial that, until now, only Hollywood stars could aspire to. Yes, you can now achieve the same long-lasting results-tight-as-a-drum skin, nearly invisible wri... Sun, 05 May 2013 19:34:51 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113624/first-lady-upset-by-obamas-flirting-spree Michelle Obama has made her hubby sleep in their dog Bo's doghouse. That's because she caught the president drooling over yet another attractive woman office holder. White House sources say Barack put the moves on Thai Prime Minister Yingluck S... Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:01:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111904/kathy-griffin-sets-mouth-on-other-tv-newsies Not content to put her mouth on the crotch of homosexual CNN newsman Anderson Cooper on live TV, Kathy Griffin is vowing to pull similar kinky hijinks on other TV anchors. The shapely, attractive middle-aged publicity hound says she is merely out... Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:36:21 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111021/petraeus-apologizes-vows-to-start-cheaters-clinic Disgraced former CIA David Petraeus says he is so disgusted with his behavior in having an affair with his much younger beauteous biographer that he plans to start a rehab program for cheating military and intelligence community officials. "I kn... Mon, 12 Nov 2012 00:23:48 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/107632/barbara-walters-got-job-for-hitler-relative TV news star Barbara Walters admits she got a job for Ralph Hitler, an alleged secret great grandchild of the Nazi dictator. The disclosure comes on the heels of Walters's admission she tried to get a job for the young daughter of a Syrian diplomat... Mon, 11 Jun 2012 18:01:38 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106792/potty-training-can-wait-doc-says The medical genius that recommends breast-feeding until a child reaches puberty, now suggests that kids should be allowed to poop in their pants until high school. Gertrude Smith, M.D. says her firm's patented "Turd-O-Matic "training johns" play a... Sun, 13 May 2012 01:42:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106593/mitt-romney-dons-expensive-jeans In an apparent attempt to lessen the negative political fallout from his wife Ann's gaffe in wearing a $1,000 blouse, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney showed up at a campaign event in a $2,000 pair of jeans. "These are designer pants... Fri, 04 May 2012 21:33:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/106439/chinese-dissident-faked-blindness-to-escape Escaped political prisoner Chen Guangcheng is getting the last laugh on his former Chinese captors. "I can see perfectly well through these magic sunglasses," Chen chuckled at a post-escape press conference in San Francisco. "Those stupid priso... Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:44:50 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/106250/vatican-blasts-u-s-nuns-as-blasphemous A special Vatican council of Bishops, Archbishops and Priests says many left-leaning American nuns are an embarrassment to the Roman Catholic Church for not speaking out more loudly against abortions, rubbers, gay marriage and high church posts for w... Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:07:28 GMT World News