http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14204 Spoof News and Political Satire by Paul Blake en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:23:11 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14204 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Paul Blake http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111723/lance-armstrong-seen-pushing-his-bike-uphill Los Angeles, CA - The seven-time "winner" of the Tour De France, now the pinata of the sports world, Lance Armstrong, was seen by several people, pushing his bike up a steep canyon road on Wednesday. "I'd recognize those glutes anywhere." Said Bru... Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:23:10 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111714/kate-starts-a-barf-o-rama-at-palace-dinner London, England - According to sources close to the Royal family, last night's dinner reception for India's Prime Minister, Manhoman Singh, was one for the history books, or perhaps, one to be erased from the history books. It would appear that Ka... Thu, 20 Dec 2012 00:39:25 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111710/manhattan-suing-indian-tribe-over-hurricane-damage Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of... Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:00:40 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111693/italy-hires-somali-refugees-to-strip-stranded-cruise-ship Rome, Italy - The Italian Government has grown discouraged with the constant delays that have plagued the engineering efforts to re-float the Costa Concordia cruise ship from where it ran aground, off the Tuscany coast. The now infamous cruise lin... Tue, 18 Dec 2012 20:49:09 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111665/miami-cops-get-stylish-new-look Miami, FL - Miami's first openly gay Mayor, Ronaldo "Buddy" Diaz, announced on Tuesday that the entire Miami/Dade police force would soon be taking off their clothes. Every officer in the department will be switching from their very traditional black... Sun, 16 Dec 2012 21:40:25 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111627/nba-teams-considering-name-change Manhattan, NY - In an announcement on Tuesday, the National Basketball Association released a statement saying that they would allow any team in the league to rename itself to a more appropriate mascot that would better suit their city. Over the h... Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:10:14 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111527/alabama-man-to-carry-first-rape-baby Birmingham, AL - An Alabama man will be the first in the country to have a fetus which had been conceived through a legitimate rape, implanted into the wall of his stomach lining, saving the fetus from being aborted. He has been the only such man to... Thu, 06 Dec 2012 04:29:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111478/san-francisco-to-open-first-lgbt-spca San Francisco, CA - now that the Presidential election is over and once again, Democrats will get another kick at the can, certain programs, such as the one proposed by the San Francisco Lesbian Gay Bisexual & Transexual SPCA might stand a better... Wed, 05 Dec 2012 03:32:08 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/111439/life-is-good-clothing-starts-new-line-life-sucks Cocoa Beach, FL - a spokesperson for the very successful "Life Is Good" clothing company which was started in a garage by two brothers, has announced that they are diversifying to keep pace with current economic trends. Siting downward profit marg... Mon, 03 Dec 2012 03:13:54 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111420/manhattan-gives-their-neighbors-the-finger Manhattan, NY - Manhattan has been lighting up the Empire State Building for decades as a symbol of power and wealth but now some New Yorkers are getting mad. This week, Mayor Bloomberg unveiled a new and improved Empire State Building which has b... Fri, 30 Nov 2012 21:55:04 GMT US Headlines