http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13777 Spoof News and Political Satire by Chrissy Benson en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:23:08 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13777 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Chrissy Benson http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111541/egyptian-president-morsi-steps-down-in-order-to-reunite-with-the-smiths In late-breaking news from conflict-torn Egypt, Egyptian president Mohammed Morsi has announced that he will step down from his presidency in order to reunite with his formerly very successful alternative rock band, The Smiths. In order to make th... Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:23:08 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111226/downtrodden-obama-accidentally-puts-himself-on-kill-list In a shocking Wikileaks disclosure, it was revealed late last night that President Obama, who the New York Times reported maintains a "kill list" of persons targeted for assassination, recently put himself on the kill list - by accident. Or was it... Wed, 21 Nov 2012 19:04:05 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111173/dangerous-stupid-levels-found-in-nyc-water The most recent quarterly testing of New York City's water supply revealed dangerous levels of stupid in the city's water - over eighteen times the permissible levels, even by New York's lenient stupid standards (New York is second only to Georgia in... Mon, 19 Nov 2012 15:39:13 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110456/pennsylvania-voter-id-referendum-fails-for-lack-of-voters-with-proper-id In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review... Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:58:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110454/obama-drones-on-in-pakistan In the face of criticism from the United Nations regarding the ongoing United States drone program in Pakistan, President Obama held a video press conference to reassure the Pakistani people, many of whom are reportedly too terrified to go about thei... Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:24:27 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110027/new-york-womans-examined-life-not-worth-living New York attorney Diana Campbell was proud of having earned her law degree at the age of 54. She had steady work that wasn't too mentally demanding and which served to pay the bills. And, after nearly three decades of therapy and twelve-step work, sh... Thu, 20 Sep 2012 21:54:24 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109379/under-pressure-to-release-tax-returns-mitt-romney-finally-admits-he-never-filed-before-2010 Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, who has faced pressure from Democrats to make public his federal tax returns from the past ten years, finally revealed that the reason for his refusal to release any returns from prior to 2010 is that he n... Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:52:38 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108874/bill-clinton-promotes-hitler-style-vegetarianism-at-world-rodeo-convention Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor... Thu, 26 Jul 2012 22:06:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108730/rhode-island-woman-files-for-divorce-from-reality-pleading-domestic-violence The scourge of domestic violence is not limited to traditional male-female or other intimate human relationships; it may occur between a person and reality itself - at least that's what 28-year-old Newport, Rhode Island resident Regina Bartwell belie... Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:15:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/108654/sausage-company-study-shows-no-negative-health-consequences-for-vegans-who-double-or-even-triple-sausage-intake Modern-day medical research demonstrates a clear and consistent link between meat consumption and virtually all Western diseases - cancer, heart disease and diabetes, to name just a few. Could sausage possibly be an exception? Sausage company H... Mon, 16 Jul 2012 22:43:15 GMT Science & Technology