http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7552 Spoof News and Political Satire by PP Rega en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:39:45 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7552 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by PP Rega http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113559/jockstraps-a-false-necessity-and-medically-harmful Professor Jacqueline Toujours, Dean of the School of Sports Medicine and Automobile Repair at Toulouse, France has issued a press release declaring that jockstraps in male athletes impede fertility and contribute to the phenomenon of "ball drop" in l... Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:39:44 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113346/benedict-excommunicates-pope-francis Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has announced from the balcony of Castel Gandolfo the excommunication of Pope Francis. The announcement occurred on Holy Saturday and it was followed by the mandate that the newly-installed Pontiff vacate the Vatican S... Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:32:17 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113311/pope-francis-serves-eviction-notice-on-pope-benedict According to confidential sources within the Vatican Curia, Pope Francis has served an eviction notice on Pope Emeritus Benedict. The former pope has one week from Easter Sunday to vacate Castel Gandolfo or answer to the Italian courts. The act... Thu, 28 Mar 2013 04:52:34 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112996/north-korea-invades-venezuela In the wake of Hugo Chavez' wake, elements of North Korea's crack "Stealth Invasion Force" or SIF has established a beachhead on the Venezuelan coast outside of the capital city, Caracas. It is estimated that approximately 700 SIF combatants have... Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:39:45 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112977/dennis-rodman-to-represent-obama-at-the-hugo-chavez-funeral The White House has announced this evening that Ambassador-At-Large Dennis Rodman will represent President Obama at Hugo Chavez' funeral. It is rumored that Chavez was a huge admirer of the basketball diplomat and that his last words were, "Denn... Wed, 06 Mar 2013 04:56:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112899/dennis-rodman-and-north-korean-dictator-to-mediate-congressional-snafu Dennis Rodman and Kim Jung Un have decided to offer themselves up to President Barack Obama as the best way to facilitate a detente between the Democrats and Republicans in Congress. According to a Pyong Penh media report, the basketball near-grea... Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:48:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111509/kates-spew-on-ebay Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website. Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesi... Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:36:26 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111128/identity-of-dog-implicated-in-bestial-homicide-case-discovered Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc... Sat, 17 Nov 2012 14:40:44 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110032/jesus-wife-is-not-jesus-wife-new-translation Yale Professor of Ancient Religions, Salvatore Crocifisso, disputes the translation of the newly-discovered Coptic text claiming that Jesus had a wife. The professor made his announcement yesterday at the Yale University's Student Union and Car Wash... Fri, 21 Sep 2012 10:31:57 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/109430/pussy-riot-awarded-nobel-peace-prize In Stockholm, Sweden, the Committee of Five has unanimously voted to award the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize to Pussy Riot. The Russian All-Girl Singing Troika has recently been condemned to two years hard labor in a Russian gulag for uttering blasphemous... Fri, 24 Aug 2012 05:12:14 GMT World News