https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7552 Spoof News and Political Satire by PP Rega en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7552 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by PP Rega https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/116076/venezuela-takes-no-sheet-in-toilet-paper-crisis Venezuela has instituted a series of emergency laws in the face of the national toilet paper shortage. Besides ordering the Venezuelan Army to assume control of the only toilet paper factory in the country, President Nicolas Maduro has ruled that no... Sun, 22 Sep 2013 10:16:17 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/114823/france-angry-over-nsas-spies-uncovering-embarassing-research It has finally been discovered exactly why the French Government is so upset about the NSA surveillance imbroglio. This scandal has reached a level that, according to White House insiders, President Obama is hoping for some disaster he can attend s... Sat, 06 Jul 2013 18:53:08 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/113559/jockstraps-actually-make-bollocks-sag Professor Jacqueline Toujours, Dean of the School of Sports Medicine and Automobile Repair at Toulouse, France has issued a press release declaring that jockstraps in male athletes impede fertility and contribute to the phenomenon of "ball drop" in l... Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:39:44 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/113346/benedict-excommunicates-pope-francis Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has announced from the balcony of Castel Gandolfo the excommunication of Pope Francis. The announcement occurred on Holy Saturday and it was followed by the mandate that the newly-installed Pontiff vacate the Vatican S... Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:32:17 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/113311/pope-francis-serves-eviction-notice-on-pope-benedict According to confidential sources within the Vatican Curia, Pope Francis has served an eviction notice on Pope Emeritus Benedict. The former pope has one week from Easter Sunday to vacate Castel Gandolfo or answer to the Italian courts. The act... Thu, 28 Mar 2013 04:52:34 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/112996/north-korea-invades-venezuela In the wake of Hugo Chavez' wake, elements of North Korea's crack "Stealth Invasion Force" or SIF has established a beachhead on the Venezuelan coast outside of the capital city, Caracas. It is estimated that approximately 700 SIF combatants have... Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:39:45 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/112977/dennis-rodman-to-represent-obama-at-the-hugo-chavez-funeral The White House has announced this evening that Ambassador-At-Large Dennis Rodman will represent President Obama at Hugo Chavez' funeral. It is rumored that Chavez was a huge admirer of the basketball diplomat and that his last words were, "Denn... Wed, 06 Mar 2013 04:56:14 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/112899/dennis-rodman-and-north-korean-dictator-to-mediate-congressional-snafu Dennis Rodman and Kim Jung Un have decided to offer themselves up to President Barack Obama as the best way to facilitate a detente between the Democrats and Republicans in Congress. According to a Pyong Penh media report, the basketball near-grea... Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:48:01 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/111509/kates-spew-on-ebay Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website. Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesi... Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:36:26 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/111128/identity-of-dog-implicated-in-bestial-homicide-case-discovered Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc... Sat, 17 Nov 2012 14:40:44 GMT UK Headlines