https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11002 Spoof News and Political Satire by Thibarine en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11002 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Thibarine https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/86522/elton-john-slams-x-factor-contest-as-mind-numbingly-arse-paralysingly-boring-before-racing-to-bank-royalty-cheques-from-the-x-factor-elton-john-weekend International superstar was bored out of his mind waiting ages at the Abbey National as the cashier struggled to count all the money. Sir Elton John has lambasted TV song contests after turning down the chance to become a judge on American Idol. Tue, 16 Nov 2010 11:06:40 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/86178/off-with-her-head-cheryl-coles-career-in-tatters-as-x-factor-fans-turn-against-her-after-voting-shambles $imon Cowe££ first to leave the sinking ship as "nation's sweetheart" turns sour. Cheryl Cole went from nation's sweetheart to public enemy number one overnight after the X Factor vote-skewing fiasco. Thousands took to the blogosphere to demand sh... Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:32:08 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/84692/x-factors-cheryl-cole-denies-secretly-taking-english-lessons-as-simon-cowell-plans-to-make-her-a-big-star-stateside Simon Cowell's wing woman has been secretly taking English lessons as part of his plan to help her crack the American market, an insider has revealed. Cheryl has denied the claim, saying it was a lord of rubbish and norbidy is teaching her anything,... Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:10:05 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/82645/five-paedophile-suspects-arrested-in-pretend-pope-plot Believers say "It's a miracle!" as Pope appears in Five Places at Once but Vigilant Police Soon Smell a Rat. Five alleged members of a paedophile ring are in custody today as police uncovered a plot to drive around in public dressed as the Pope in... Fri, 17 Sep 2010 13:34:53 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/82165/new-canadian-3d-speed-bump-outside-junior-school-increases-the-accident-rate-but-is-a-massive-hit-with-kiddie-fiddlers School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin... Thu, 09 Sep 2010 10:42:23 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/82090/worlds-saddest-superstar-keanu-reeves-accidentally-spends-his-birthday-in-a-warehouse-instead-of-a-whorehouse Action Hero's Sandwich Vendor Opens his Heart to this Reporter. Ever since achieving worldwide fame with the Matrix trilogy, Hollywood Superstar Keanu Reeves seems to have descended into a world of greyness. Countless "Sad Keanu" websites have... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:35:41 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/82086/seventy-year-old-swiss-slappers-out-in-force-as-wayne-rooney-hits-town Rooney Well Known for his Love of Antiques, Claims Spokesfloozy. The town of Basel in Switzerland was on high alert last night as rumours swept the town that Wayne Rooney had been dumped by wife Colleen because of his playing away. Instant brothel... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:42:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/81394/drugged-tiger-cub-rescued-by-thai-police-in-soft-toy-horror Poor Little Tyke Was Bleary-eyed and Stank of Booze, says Eye Witness. The soft toy world is reeling in shock following reports of a second scandal in three days. Earlier this week Australian police seized a British teddy bear caught behaving susp... Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:37:21 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/80790/british-teddy-bear-seized-by-australian-police-and-remanded-in-custody-as-a-danger-to-society Australian border patrol today seized a teddy bear sent from Britain as a baby gift because it was deemed a threat to the commonwealth's national security. Caroline Rothwell, 26, who has no links to Al-Qaeda, sent the bear in a baby shower parcel... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:52:50 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/77926/argentine-world-cup-squad-rushed-to-hospital-with-back-problems-after-bending-down-for-maradonas-bear-hugs-after-every-goal The entire Argentinean football team has been in intensive physio for three days in preparation for the match with Germany. The players are all suffering various degrees of back trouble after being on the receiving end of hugs and kisses from their c... Thu, 01 Jul 2010 15:14:51 GMT Sport Headlines