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			<title>John Mayer checks into rehab after breaking down on stage to massive public indifference</title> 
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			<description>John Mayer has voluntarily checked into rehab after it finally dawned on him that the world is not as fascinated with him as Mayer is with himself. The realisation came after yet another attempt to crack the British market left music lovers mystified...</description>
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			<title>Tiger Woods to get out of golf and start a new life in upmarket chastity pants</title> 
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			<description>Beset by scandal and hounded by the paparazzi, golfer Tiger Woods has announced he is giving up the game to concentrate on his new career, promoting chastity knickers to the upper classes. &quot;I&#39;ve always acted on impulse, dropping trouser at the slight...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:36:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>I am no longer television&#39;s top wanker, Jonathan Ross reveals ruefully</title> 
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			<description>Following crisis talks, Jonathan Ross is coming to terms with the idea that he is no longer leading the salary ranks. After being top of the pay and perks tree for nearly a decade he has slipped below Bruce Forsyth and now comes right behind Graham N...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:58:03 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tiger in mercy dash to sex&#45;crazed housewife in bid to prevent him becoming an endangered species.</title> 
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			<description>It has been revealed that Tiger Woods has finally found an outlet for his special talents. The testosterone&#45;laden sportsman will undertake a mercy visit to 39&#45;year&#45;old Santa Fe housewife Joleen Baughman, who was left suffering from chronic sexual des...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:38:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Gordon Brown has Alzheimer&#39;s, claims Hollywood star Renée Zellweger as Prime Minister calls for more battered women.</title> 
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			<description>Hollywood superstar Renée Zellweger was left fuming when the Prime Minister confused her with campaigning actress Reece Witherspoon. Ms Zellweger is an expert on British politics who plays most of her roles with an English accent. She has demanded an...</description>
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			<title>Jedward on suicide watch in expensive clinic after shock X Factor defeat &#45; Louis officially distraught.</title> 
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			<description>Louis Walsh was thrown into complete disarray after his novelty act John and Edward Grimes crashed out of competition in the most shocking X Factor episode ever. After the show the boys, their glittering career in tatters, were whisked into a waiting...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:45:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Katie Price can never win Bikini War, international banger boffin tells bazooka watchers</title> 
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			<description>As a leading style pundit, fashion consultant and one of the world&#39;s foremost experts on the female body, Gok Wan reckons he&#39;s seen everything. From civilian baps to Hollywood bazookas, he&#39;s handled them all. In fact, Gok says, he&#39;s felt up more wome...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:57:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Angelina Jolie and Octomom spark Mid East security alert</title> 
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			<description>Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman sparked a massive security alert when they got involved in an altercation at Damascus Airport. Nadya, known as &quot;Octomom&quot; because she has fourteen children, became furious when she discovered she an...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:17:14 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Malawian orphans in false alert as Madonna attempts to adopt Luz family</title> 
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			<description>The government of Malawi ordered its entire stock of orphans to be spruced up this week as Madonna was spotted boarding a plane carrying a large designer bag.

&quot;I want them all lined up in rows with fresh haircuts and cheery smiles&quot; said Minister o...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:00:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Grammy&#45;winning superstars become hopeless drunks after being forced to endure X Factor Jedward&#39;s performance</title> 
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			<description>Black Eyed Peas star Apl.de.ap has confirmed the band has developed a drink problem to cope with their harrowing experience on last Saturday&#39;s show. Their tipple of choice is a pint of gin with a twist, or if that&#39;s not available a cocktail of Bacard...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:52:33 GMT</pubDate>   
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