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			<title>Identity Frogs Pose New Threat</title> 
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			<description>Washington, D.C.&#45;The Department of Agriculture has issued a new warning concerning the emerging threat of Identity frogs, small amphibians with the ability to mimic the voices of those they encounter. 

The arboreal frogs typically cling to tree br...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:08:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Unauthorized Redecorating Puts Space Station in Jeopardy</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68876</link> 			
			<description>Cocoa Beach, Fl. &#45; This is not your grandmother&#39;s front parlor! The heavy velvet curtains with the tassels, and the over&#45;stuffed chair would look at home just about anywhere except where they are at this very moment...23,000 miles above the earth, an...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:02:06 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Serial Killer Had Complained That Neighbors Were Loud And Rude</title> 
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			<description>It was revealed today that serial killer John Johnson, who allegedly is responsible for the murder of nineteen young woman in this small Michigan town, had routinely complained to official&#39;s about his neighbor&#39;s loud and rude behavior. The complaints...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:43:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bin Laden, Al Qaida Network Disappointed in Ratings</title> 
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			<description>Osama Bin Laden and the Al Qaida Network are at odds after Bin Laden&#39;s latest videos failed to muster viewers. The disappointment is especially bitter for the Al Qaida Network, which had high hopes for the videos after switching the timing of their r...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:09:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Switches Parties</title> 
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			<description>President Barrack Obama abruptly switched political parties Monday, stating that he can no longer support the racist policies of his former Democratic colleagues. 

The announcement comes just days after Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid(Drunk&#45;Ari...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 01:45:08 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama, Limbaugh Regret Realtor&#39;s Mistake</title> 
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			<description>A Honolulu based realtor mistakenly booked radio personality Rush Limbaugh, and President Barrack Obama into the same Hawaiian vacation condo at the same time. The mistake was discovered after Mr. Limbaugh arrived and tried to take possession of the...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 01:27:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Entire Town Listed as &quot;Slow Children At Play&quot; Zone.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66158</link> 			
			<description>The population of Hamelin, Indiana was falling faster than the autumn leaves thanks to the idiocy of it&#39;s children. That was until the town council declared the whole town a &quot;Slow Children At Play&quot; zone.

Normally reserved for quiet streets in resi...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:16:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Van Trapped on an Airplane: The True Story of Flight 253</title> 
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			<description>A plane full of terrorists, bound for the United States from Holland, were subjected to hours of emotional abuse. There was the onboard arrest of an elderly lady and a young boy, an unprovoked attack on a fellow passenger by a Dutch tourist and then...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:08:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Reruns of &quot;ALF&quot; Put NBC Over The Top</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63153</link> 			
			<description>Burbank,Ca&#45;Who would have thought it would come to this? After going too far in criticizing the top brass, Jay Leno gets axed, the network scrambles to replace his failing show, and the replacement goes on to get huge ratings.

Reruns of the eighti...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:53:42 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65795</link> 			
			<description>Bernard Shoft, a third shift accountant at The United States Mint at Philadelphia, loved to entertain his fellow workers with his antics. Saturday night that tradition came to a sad end as he fell into a vat of red ink and drowned before he could be...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:31:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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