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			<title>Obama Urged to Consider Gay Marriage</title> 
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			<description>Washington, D.C.&#45;President Obama has been urged by gay rights activists to once again consider gay marriage after another very public falling out with his wife, Michelle. Rumors about the couple&#39;s difficulties have been circulating for months but too...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:04:55 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Miller&#39;s Grizzled Languor Monkey Found Alive!</title> 
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			<description>Itsuptou,New York&#45;Mr.and Mrs. Steven Miller&#39;s Languor Monkey, Albert, who disappeared several years ago, was found alive and unhurt in the Wehea forest, on the eastern tip of Borneo island. Appearing  disheveled and somewhat grizzled, Albert leapt in...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:04:33 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Aborted Fetus Rallies in Support of Abortion Falter Again</title> 
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			<description>Washington, D.C.&#45;For the third time in as many years, pro&#45;abortion rallies, to be held in major cities across the nation by the aborted, have failed to materialize. 

 The rallies held on the anniversary of Roe V. Wade are a response to a 2009 Supr...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:51:30 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Joseph &quot;The Dog&#45;Eared Page&quot; Lupinsky</title> 
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			<description>Oshkosh, WI&#45;Joseph Lupinsky, known as &quot;Jo Jo the Dog&#45;eared Page&quot;, has died at the age of 79.

 Jo Jo was born with abnormally long auricula which flapped in the wind as he ran. Adding to his woes were his large sorrowful eyes and a prominent probos...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:35:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>School Transcript Shocker: Obama Majored in Dishwashing</title> 
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			<description>Washington,D.C.&#45;Newly released school transcripts reveal that future President Barracks Obama had majored in...Dish Washing. The transcripts, obtained from Columbia University&#39;s School of Culinary Arts, were the subject of a long, hard fought battle...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 02:44:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Super Committee Has Spent Most of it&#39;s Time Playing Monopoly</title> 
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			<description>Washington,D.C.&#45;With the deadline drawing nigh there was one thing on the mind of Democrats on the so called &quot;Super Committee&quot;:  how to dig out of the financial hole they made for themselves playing Monopoly.

Lead by Congressman Paul Ryan,(Reforme...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:58:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama to Seek Repeal of Syntax</title> 
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			<description>Washington,D.C.&#45;Calling it &quot;an unfair burden on anyone who has ever tried to construct a sentence.&quot;, President Barrack Obama announced today that his administration would seek the immediate repeal of the use of syntax in the United States.

Syntax...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:36:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Gives up on Magic Beans</title> 
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			<description>Washington,D.C.&#45;In a last ditch attempt to revive the faltering economic recovery, President Obama traded &quot;the entire gross national product of the United States for one year&quot;, to the Chinese for a handful of &quot;magic beans&quot;.

The deal, finalized las...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:04:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>State Department Warns Against Travel in Iowa</title> 
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			<description>Keokuk,Iowa&#45;The State Department has warned American citizens against travelling in Iowa after Amish rebels kidnapped an American tourist there.

Bicyclist Howard Johnson was captured over the weekend after straying into rebel territory while bicyc...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 02:01:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Amish Rebels up Ante in Quest for Johnson&#39;s Release</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i100580</link> 			
			<description>Amish Rebels in Iowa have issued a statement calling for Illinois to surrender all it&#39;s territory west of the Mississippi in exchange for the release of bicyclist Howard Johnson.

Fredrick Yoder, speaking through an interpreter called Mr. Johnson a...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 01:51:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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