http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9238 Spoof News and Political Satire by Adam Click en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sun, 24 Feb 2013 01:10:59 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9238 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Adam Click http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/109318/japan-warns-us-over-escalating-junk-food-war McTokyo,Japan-The "Meat Minister" loads two beef patties, a chicken breast, two slices of cheese, three pieces of bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion onto a classic sesame bun. The "Mega McMiffin" consists of two breakfast sausage patties, cheese, egg,... Sun, 24 Feb 2013 01:10:58 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110135/napples-new-self-driving-car-is-like-riding-with-your-blind-grandmother From the internet search engine giant, Giggle's recently released self-driving car has sent ripples throughout the automotive and computer industries. Though less than perfect, Napple decided that in order to compete, it had to release it's own versi... Tue, 13 Nov 2012 03:23:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/108409/universe-held-together-by-bozo-particle The super-fast camera can show a bullet-shaped pulse of light travelling from one end of a laboratory flask to another in a fraction of a second. That might make interesting fodder for Boob-Tube videos,but now they are putting that very same super-fa... Thu, 06 Sep 2012 02:11:24 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109581/democratic-convention-to-open-with-salute-to-dogs Waffle, NC - As a nod to one of President Obama's most notable achievements,the Obama Administration's decision to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day, the Democratic National Convention, which starts on Labrador Retriever Day, will begin with... Fri, 31 Aug 2012 03:07:34 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/99079/tea-party-infiltrated-by-orcs Denying that they are, in fact, Hobbits, the Tea Party none-the-less announced today that it had been infiltrated by extremely liberal Orcs! "The evidence is all around us!" exclaimed Bilbo Baggins, head spokesperson for the Tea Party as he survey... Mon, 27 Aug 2012 01:35:03 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109176/years-of-speech-therapy-fail-to-help-talking-dog Despite years of intensive, and expensive, speech therapy, Priscilla the talking Poodle can still not pronounce her "L"'s and "Y"'s. She is now doomed to go through life telling her doting owner and best friend "I wuv woo!" The dog, a popular subj... Sun, 12 Aug 2012 16:20:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/108960/pedometer-sales-soar-after-penn-state-scandal Yoo Hoo,Pa.-Fraceme Pedometer Manufacturing company isn't so sleepy anymore. The tiny Pennsylvania based company was just trudging along, making the same old easy-to-read pedometers walkers use to measure their walking distance each day, when an inte... Sun, 12 Aug 2012 02:09:08 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108191/town-folk-tired-of-local-man-thanking-everybody-for-their-service Whatabout,ID-Micheal "Micro" Shoft thanked a returning soldier he met at a restaurant and a firefighter he met in line at the grocery store. He even thank the garbage man for his service when he met him at the curb one morning after forgetting to set... Wed, 08 Aug 2012 04:14:08 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/101477/pilot-blinded-by-solar-panel-crashes-into-compost-pile Chicago,IL-Efforts to go green at the nation's busiest airport have met with tragic results when a C-7 Cargo jet crashed on approach to O'Hare International Airport after the pilot was blinded by the reflection of sunlight off of a solar panel array... Wed, 25 Jul 2012 02:52:22 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108155/nation-hangs-on-fractious-supreme-court-decision-in-adam-click-case Washington,D.C.-The nation is on pins and needles awaiting the most important decision of the Supreme Court's current term: whether to grant clemency to chronic parking scofflaw Adam Click. The case involves the long running battle between Mr. Cli... Tue, 26 Jun 2012 04:28:56 GMT US Headlines