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			<title>Disappointing Results for Afghanistan Tourism Report: March 2022</title> 
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			<description>Kabul, Afghanistan&#45; The March Tourism Report for Afghanistan continues to disappoint. Although higher than previous numbers, the ten people who visited Afghanistan in March is still far below expectations by Taliban officials, who had hoped to capita&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2023 01:25:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Biden Claims He was Once the Easter Bunny: &quot;Colored Eggs are Just as Bright as White Eggs&quot;</title> 
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			<description>The White House&#45; Joe Biden, supposed President of the United States, added the Easter Bunny to his impressive resume today. The outlandish claim was made during opening remarks at the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House grounds on Easter Monday&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2022 18:46:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Techna Regrets Naming it&#39;s Self&#45;Driving Car The Imperial Wizard</title> 
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			<description>Rolling back, CA&#45; Techna Automotive is withdrawing a self&#45;driving car with a problem. Well, to be fair, all self&#45;driving cars have problems, but Techna&#39;s car has a particularly vexing problem: it&#39;s racist. To make matters worse, Techna&#39;s self&#45;driving&#8230;</description>
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			<title>Federal Bureaucrat Reintroduction Project Deemed a Failure</title> 
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			<description>A federal project designed to reintroduce the threatened population of bureaucrats (Bureacratus bureaucratus) to the private sector has been deemed a failure based on a new report by the Department of the Interior. 

The program was originally sche&#8230;</description>
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			<title>Trump to Abolish Labrador Retriever Day</title> 
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			<description>President Trump has announced his intention to abolish another relic of the Obama presidency: Labrador Retriever Day. And, in typical Trump fashion, his decision came in a tweet that set off alarm bells across the nation and the world. Tweeting early&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2018 17:46:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mad Hatters Respond to President&#39;s Millenary Parade Idea</title> 
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			<description>Through The Looking Glass, Wa. D.C.&#45;No stranger to controversy, it seems that President Trump has stepped in it once again. By bypassing one of the most powerful unions still in existence, Mr. Trump has earned the wrath of union hatters everywhere.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2018 18:10:33 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Trump Wants HUGE Millenary Parade!</title> 
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			<description>He saw it in Paris and now he wants one here. President Trump has announced his intentions to hold a &quot;Huge&quot; millenary parade later this year. &quot;It&#39;s going to be Huge! Huge hats! Huge Purses! Huge footwear!My parade will have all the latest fashions in&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 23:20:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Earth to Become One Giant Candyland</title> 
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			<description>If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:52:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy</title> 
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			<description>NASA Scientists unveiled detailed photos of the fartiest galaxy in the known universe.The Odor Difourus Gallaxy,located behind the belt of the Orion Constellation, which is now making it&#39;s decent in the summer sky of the Northern Hemisphere, is well&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2015 16:56:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty&#45;Trained Terrorist In US</title> 
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			<description>ISIS has announced that there are dozens of potty trained terrorists living secret lives within the United States, waiting for word from above to strike terror into the hearts of diaper company executives everywhere. 

The revelation comes on the h&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2015 16:31:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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