http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6100 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jeff Brone en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 24 May 2013 12:43:07 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6100 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jeff Brone http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/114144/four-preakness-horses-test-positive-for-horsemeat The National Racing Association announced today that four entrants into the recent Preakness tested positive for horsemeat. A spokesman for the group said that this was a "dark day in horseracing, darker that that day when it was really dark mo... Fri, 24 May 2013 12:43:07 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/112890/ohio-man-breaks-up-with-fake-internet-girlfriend Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y... Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:37:24 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/112004/nicest-guy-in-hollywood-is-much-less-of-an-a-hole-than-everyone-else Dirk Moncrief, star of the action film "DieWalker" series, was recently voted the nicest guy in Tinseltown, and referred to by many as "Way less of a douchebag than most other Hollywood celebrities." One key grip explained that while Moncrief... Sat, 12 Jan 2013 16:36:45 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112003/president-obama-promises-that-taxes-will-go-up-for-everyone-but-you President Obama recently reassured the nation that taxes would indeed go up, but only for other people. "If you're afraid of taxes going up, they will, but not for you. For others, maybe, but not you." the President stated in a speech to the... Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:40:34 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110706/eva-longorias-tearful-admission-my-work-with-cold-fusion-was-derivative Actress Eva Longoria admitted yesterday that her work on cold fusion, highly praised by the scientific community, was "basically a rehash of a Belgian physicist's work done ten years ago" and isn't worth half the attention it's getting. Speakin... Tue, 23 Oct 2012 18:01:24 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/109779/innovative-astronomer-tries-to-sneak-up-on-saturn Amateur astronomer Nils Snowberry explained how he has been trying to observe the ringed planet "when it wasn't aware he was looking." Snowberry said he could swear that the ring structure shifts in angle when he takes too long to set up his te... Fri, 21 Sep 2012 17:22:02 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109556/joe-biden-throws-arms-wide-exclaims-i-have-this-much-smartness Vice President Joe Biden defended himself against critics who say he may not be well suited to the job of Vice President by asserting, in clear terms, that he has "lots of brainyness" and "can count real high and add too." Speaking before... Thu, 30 Aug 2012 22:10:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109426/rock-stars-become-latest-celebrities-to-think-people-are-paying-attention-to-them A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening. The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je... Fri, 24 Aug 2012 13:55:40 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109013/president-obama-demands-to-see-mitt-romneys-dental-records The President's re election campaign committee demanded to see the dental records of Mitt Romney going back at least three years. "The American people deserve a president with good teeth, especially since health care will be in shambles in a f... Mon, 06 Aug 2012 15:23:39 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/107398/chess-player-plays-600-games-simultaneously-loses-every-one David Jonber set a new world record for playing 600 games of chess simultaneously. He also broke the record for most games lost in a single day, all 600. "Wow" Jonber was quoted as saying, "What a thrill. This is especially exciting as I have o... Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:04:50 GMT Sport Headlines