http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13134 Spoof News and Political Satire by Michael Balton en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 08 Jun 2013 17:03:56 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13134 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Michael Balton http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114353/congress-approves-rights-rationing-to-balance-liberty-and-security Washington DC -- With the nation trembling from recent threats by film critics, pressure cooker salesmen, wise guy journalists and wanna-be movie stars, enforcement agencies are demanding greater authority to monitor and control America. Meanwhile... Sat, 08 Jun 2013 17:03:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/114193/the-10-sure-signs-youre-playing-for-the-mets Flushing, New York -- It's hard enough being a Mets fan, putting up with a Scrooge of an owner and a stooge of a general manager. Imagine playing for this talentless team. Put yourself in their bargain store spikes and consider the 10 top indicatio... Mon, 27 May 2013 14:06:40 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113998/attorney-general-holder-orders-america-to-turn-itself-in Washington, DC -- The Obama Administration's top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States. In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder outlined a plan to imprison every American... Tue, 14 May 2013 20:41:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113785/what-triggered-the-economic-crisis-accountants-add-it-up New York -- After more than five years of intense investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world's economy. Its finding: A bookkeeper for a tax accounting firm head... Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:02:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113725/dick-cheney-busted-at-bush-library-dedication Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to issue over two dozen citations for overdue... Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:57:24 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113692/kim-jong-un-to-star-on-celebrity-apprentice Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season's Celebrity Apprentice series. Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong-Un says his nation's devel... Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:35:30 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113605/weiner-comes-back-with-a-fun-city-revival-plan New York -- Distinguished former Congressman Anthony Weiner is testing the waters for a run for mayor, releasing a multi-level plan that would return this metropolis to its Fun City roots. For openers, the proposal would bring back the grit and gr... Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:45:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113575/gun-debate-leads-to-a-rise-in-suicides Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation's suicide rate. The major television ratings bureaus report a 12.2... Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:34:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113497/korean-tyrant-buys-world-domination-plan-from-us-defense-firm Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man's fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an unnamed US defense contrac... Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:47:31 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/113394/cyprus-banks-take-back-toasters-ruin-breakfast Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country's multibillion euro debt crisis. "No, this is not... Tue, 02 Apr 2013 17:01:00 GMT Business Brief