https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10510 Spoof News and Political Satire by Ulver en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10510 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Ulver https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/78960/brain-dead-killers-number-1-fan-says-im-off Siobhan O'Dowd the Number One Fan of Psychotic Murdering Gunman Raoul MOAT, has defender her actions regarding her Facebook Site today, in an interview with the "Daily Balls" She said, "Well er like Moat he was er like a decent bloke and Dad and t... Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:43:03 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/77174/fsa-to-be-replaced-by-masturbating-monkeys-or In a move that everyone was expecting; Tory Chancellor George Osborne has announced that he intends to scrap, the utterly pointless and overpaid regulator, the FSA. The FSA, or Financial Services Authority, was made notorious for utterly... Sun, 20 Jun 2010 14:06:04 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/70980/screeching-morons-euthanised In a stunning move, that just about anyone with a shred of musical taste could have predicted, Irish Twats Jedward have been given the chop by their music label. The news comes as their one and only anal belch or "single" failed to top the UK char... Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:22:30 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/69702/celebrity-marriage-collpase-horror-peter-andre-rubs-hands-together-john-terry-just-rubs In a move that has surprised absolutely nobody, Girls Aloud "celebrity" wife Cheryl "he's like a brother to me" Cole is set to divorce her trophy husband Ashley Cole. Cole made the announcement recently, after much speculation that her husband had... Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:05:53 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/68782/the-resignation-of-mumbling-uber-regulator-hector-pants-has-left-the-fsa-reeling Finally the FSA sees the writing on the wall as, in a startling move, that for once showed incredible foresight and presence of mind, Pants mumbling Chief of the FSA has seen something that was as plain as the nose on his smug face and resigned. M... Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:23:53 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/68321/brain-dead-man-cries-live-on-tv An emotional Peter Andre stopped a live Bilge News TV interview after breaking down while talking about his children and celebrity whore Katie Price. Andre asked to quit the interview with Bilge's Fenella Vadge after stating her: "I'm sorry for re... Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:40:58 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/67257/fred-the-shred-goodwin-starts-new-job Disgraced incompetent cockmuncher Fred Goodwin who singlehandledly rogered the nation (this is all my opinion, you understand), and left the Royal Bank of Scotland more f*cked than a Canvey Island Primary School girl on a Saturday Night, has been hir... Sat, 16 Jan 2010 23:16:51 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/66929/the-right-to-self-defence-reality-star-speaks-out Readers of the tabloids will be aware that Polly-thene Ass former reality pop singer and current underwear model has been cautioned by the Police for defending herself against garden invaders. Ass, or "Arnie" as her neighbours know her spoke to Ka... Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:36:44 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/65637/smugzone-layer-saved-pointless-t-ats-reconsider-existence After this week's welcome news that political-conscience rockers Rage Against the Machine had beaten the bastard child of Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole to the coveted Xmas Number One spot, we can exclusively reveal that the earth's protective smug-zon... Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:46:42 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/65375/talentless-hack-backs-mcelderry-over-cowell-monopoly-threat X Factor winner and warbling Geordie foetus Joe McElderry does not deserve to be "stuck in the middle" of a fight for the Christmas number one, said Svengali and champion of the unefesibly high waist band Simon Cowell. A brilliantly conceived cam... Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:44:48 GMT UK Headlines