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			<title>BO has MO on Waffles</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110740/bo-has-mo-on-waffles</link> 			
			<description>Michele Obama surprised her supporters today by expressing her affection for waffles, especially when served by her husband, Barack.  The First Lady is known for promoting healthy food, and most would not expect waffles to make her approval list. She...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 04:10:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Government Gone Wild to air on E! TV.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106194/government-gone-wild-to-air-on-e-tv</link> 			
			<description>Today the E! Entertainment Television network announced they will soon introduce a new reality show called Government Gone Wild.  The show will be aimed primarily at mature (read that &quot;senior citizen&quot;) audiences who are increasingly peeved by revelat...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:43:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Biden Rent Costs Prostitutes</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106133/biden-rent-costs-prostitutes</link> 			
			<description>The big news of the weekend once again involved the President of Vice, Joe Biden.   This time the attacks were two&#45;pronged.  Some might say, much like Biden&#39;s tail. 

In story one, it was learned that last year, the PV earned $20,900 in rental inco...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 04:48:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush</title> 
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			<description>This week CNS News reported that the government spent nearly a quarter of a million dollars to &quot;translocate&quot; a single bush that stood in the way of a $1 billion highway improvement near San Franscisco.  The plant,  a  rare &quot;in&#45;the&#45;wild&quot;  Arctostaphyl...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:35:41 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>A Great Divider (and good with colors too)</title> 
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			<description>Researchers for Arizona&#39;s famous Sheriff Arpaio have been in contact with several of Barack Obama&#39;s teachers and classmates from his elementary school days in Malaysia.  Arpaio, a critic of and target of the Administration, has been in the news latel...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 04:49:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mitt Romney Still Debating Obama Care in New Jersey</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106044/mitt-romney-still-debating-obama-care-in-new-jersey</link> 			
			<description>Presidential candidate Mitt Romney surprised a crowd of New Jersey citizens today when he said that, if elected, there is at least one provision of ObamaCare that he would not retract.  The announcement appeared to be at odds with his former pledges...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 03:24:12 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Holder Stretches to Comply</title> 
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			<description>Attorneys at the Department of Justice are scrambling today, as they work hurriedly to complete the homework assigned to them on Tuesday by Federal Judge Jerry Smith of the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals.  

Judge Smith has demanded a letter of no le...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:27:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?</title> 
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			<description>Conservatives are wondering today if the long held tradition of the Supreme Court keeping its decisions secret until their official release to the public has been broken.  

Yesterday, President Obama spoke about the SCOTUS deliberation of the Pati...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:26:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>GSA takes a Gamble</title> 
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			<description>Government Services Agency (GSA) Chief Administrator Martha N. Johnson was forced to resign today amid growing controversy following revelations of her agency&#39;s  2010 taxpayer&#45;funded training conference held a plush Henderson, Nevada casino.  The con...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 04:17:08 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tape Tampering Troubles  NBC</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105760/tape-tampering-troubles-nbc</link> 			
			<description>NBC has once again been exposed for cooking the news to suit its own agenda.  Over the weekend, stories emerged about the network&#39;s coverage of the Trayvon Martin shooting.  The coverage (initially by Fox and Newsbusters.org) clearly reveals how the...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:50:52 GMT</pubDate>   
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