http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10767 Spoof News and Political Satire by Mr Anorchristic en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sun, 12 May 2013 21:12:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10767 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Mr Anorchristic http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113961/its-official-dame-helen-mirren-loves-drumming-and-drummers-but-hates-the-gay-parade Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give... Sun, 12 May 2013 21:12:02 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113786/sheikh-maktoums-horses-in-another-doping-scandal-again After 30 years of doping horses and fixing races, Sheikh 'Shakin Bakin Stevens' Maktoum the Prime Minister of Dubai (who likes tossing behind the Green Door at parties and cabinet meetings) and once the driving force behind Dubai's massive growth and... Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:46:30 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113470/thatcher-to-receive-state-funeral-at-taxpayers-expense In an outpouring of grief the world went into joy and mourning today when the news suddenly broke that Thatcher had finally snuffed it. Nicknamed the 'The Iron Lady' by her political counter parts and 'Coochy Woochy' by ex-US President Ronald Reagan,... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:34:06 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113416/kim-jog-on-whos-raffing-now Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today as the world prepared itself, again, to be invaded by North Korea. London, Washington, Moscow and Beijing were put on DEFCON 5 meaning that a nuclear air strike was imminent at any moment. Thu, 04 Apr 2013 15:25:00 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113406/shocker-great-british-calculator-cannot-do-its-7-xs-time-table It's official. For millennia sociologists and anthropologists, who have tried to find an updated method of ascribing class models to the study of society and the British nation in general, have finally hit upon the idea of a giant calculator the size... Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:34:10 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113238/nick-clegg-sets-the-uk-security-bond-immigration-rate-at-1-000-vat-inc In a new twist and turn of PM David Cameron's recent visit to India Nick Clegg has paved the way for anybody to come to Britain en masse from India and Pakistan for the price of £1,000 sterling and Chicken Tikka Masala with extra rice. In a spee... Sat, 23 Mar 2013 00:28:12 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113100/new-argentinean-pope-declares-war-on-falkland-islands The new Argentinean Pope 'Jorge Bergolio Maradonna' has declared war on the Falkland Islanders by ex-communicating all 20,000 of the islanders at the stroke of a pen. In his inaugural speech from the balcony of the Vatican overlooking St Peters Squar... Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:07:15 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112711/india-to-buy-shares-in-royal-family-to-underwrite-uk-debt UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal... Tue, 19 Feb 2013 03:02:01 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/112685/uk-prime-minister-david-cameron-to-join-boy-band-one-direction-to-appeal-to-younger-voters Spoof Political Correspondent Phani Tikkla has been handed a file through Whitehall sources stating that UK Prime Minister David Cameron has joined the successful boy band 'One Direction' in a last bid attempt to woo younger voters into the Tory Part... Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:43:13 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112570/north-korea-and-romania-in-nuclear-bomb-found-in-lasagna-shocker Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today when North Korea tested its new ICBM Nuclear Bomb off the coast of Pyongyang. Young leader and winner of FHM man of the year award, Kim Jog-ing stuck two fingers up to the Chinese and explo... Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:40:43 GMT World News