https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10767 Spoof News and Political Satire by Mr Anorchristic en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10767 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Mr Anorchristic https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/121534/its-official-angelina-jolie-adopts-uk-foreign-secretary-william-vague Over the last week, world famous super mega star and serial-adopter Angelina Jolie has rocked the political world by adopting the UK Foreign Secretary William Vague in a bid to highlight sexual violence in conflict. The conference which took plac... Fri, 13 Jun 2014 12:26:25 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/115766/boris-the-blade-johnson-london-bridge-station-to-be-re-branded In a meeting today at City Hall, London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson unveiled his new and ambitious plan for Londoners all over the world, especially ex-pat cockney's living in Spain who are on the run from the short arm of the law. Boris, famo... Wed, 04 Sep 2013 15:14:22 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/115756/verhizon-take-over-the-world The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''. Tue, 03 Sep 2013 20:08:33 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/115755/canadian-polar-bears-scupper-biggest-business-deal-in-history The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''. Tue, 03 Sep 2013 19:54:34 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/115691/london-mayor-boris-the-blade-johnson-admits-hs2-is-not-fit-for-purpose In a statement made today from City Hall, London Mayor, Boris 'The Blade' Johnson made assurances to the 9million disabled people living in London, that they would get equal access to train stations and buses, without any steps getting in the way, ''... Thu, 29 Aug 2013 20:24:07 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/115661/william-vague-you-cannot-be-syrius-the-letter-y-to-be-removed-from-the-alphabet Once again the world looked on in horror at the humanitarian crisis unfolding in the Middle East, not in Egypt, not in Libya but this time, in Syria. The UK Foreign Secretary William Vague, today made a harsh statement condemning all three countries... Wed, 28 Aug 2013 22:51:09 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/113961/its-official-dame-helen-mirren-loves-drumming-and-drummers-but-hates-the-gay-parade Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give... Sun, 12 May 2013 21:12:02 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/113786/sheikh-maktoums-horses-in-another-doping-scandal-again After 30 years of doping horses and fixing races, Sheikh 'Shakin Bakin Stevens' Maktoum the Prime Minister of Dubai (who likes tossing behind the Green Door at parties and cabinet meetings) and once the driving force behind Dubai's massive growth and... Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:46:30 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/113470/thatcher-to-receive-state-funeral-at-taxpayers-expense In an outpouring of grief the world went into joy and mourning today when the news suddenly broke that Thatcher had finally snuffed it. Nicknamed the 'The Iron Lady' by her political counter parts and 'Coochy Woochy' by ex-US President Ronald Reagan,... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:34:06 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/113416/kim-jog-on-whos-raffing-now Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today as the world prepared itself, again, to be invaded by North Korea. London, Washington, Moscow and Beijing were put on DEFCON 5 meaning that a nuclear air strike was imminent at any moment. Thu, 04 Apr 2013 15:25:00 GMT World News