http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14262 Spoof News and Political Satire by DP Whitehead en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 17 May 2013 19:31:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14262 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by DP Whitehead http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114045/hollywood-collector-pays-4-000-000-for-angelina-jolies-breasts A high profile collector of Hollywood memorabilia has reportedly paid $4M for the removed breasts of actress Angelina Jolie who earlier this week revealed that she had a double mastectomy after finding out she carries a defective gene that puts her a... Fri, 17 May 2013 19:31:02 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113182/michael-vick-happy-no-one-mentions-his-dog-fighting-past-as-much-as-they-used-to Philadelphia Eagle Quarterback Michael Vick says he is pleased that most people have no recollection or even knowledge that in August 2007, he pleaded guilty to federal charges in the Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting investigation and that the NFL susp... Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:47:22 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113162/despite-hating-the-british-new-pope-hires-english-chefs Despite his hatred for the British and his lack of regard for the rights of British people living in the Falkland Islands, Pope Francis I has hired two English chefs to prepare his meals. Marjorie Tomlinson, 54 and Tina Armstrong, 58, were hired b... Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:28:53 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113127/popes-former-neighbor-recalls-love-letter An Argentine man who grew up as the neighbor of the future Pope Francis says he was very briefly the object of his affections when the future pontiff was 12. Pedro Damonte, now 96, still lives four doors down from where Jorge Mario Bergoglio grew... Fri, 15 Mar 2013 18:45:58 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113125/irish-americans-who-have-no-irish-in-them-whatsoever-celebrate-st-patricks-day-by-drinking-irish-car-bomb-drink Drunk, ignorant so called "Irish Americans" will once again celebrate St Patrick's Day, dressed in green, claiming to "have a Great Great Grandfather, who knew a guy from Ireland" and insult true Irish people everywhere by downing "Irish Car Bomb" dr... Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:27:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113110/pope-francis-admits-he-probably-wont-get-this-much-attention-until-he-dies After being elected Pope yesterday, Francis I has readily accepted the fact that the wave of interest in him will soon diminish and the glare of the world's media will soon darken to nothing more than a dim pin prick of light and the next time he gra... Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:18:32 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113087/obese-tourists-breathe-sigh-of-relief-as-new-york-soda-ban-lifted 24 hours before a ban was set to go into effect in New York City, a state justice has blocked Mayor Michael Bloomberg's controversial regulation curtailing the sale of sodas and other sugary beverages over 16 ounces resulting in a sigh of relief by m... Wed, 13 Mar 2013 06:41:03 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113086/weed-smoking-cardinals-get-high-to-pick-new-pope All eyes will be peeled on the chimney of the Sistine Chapel on Wednesday as the Roman Catholic cardinals tasked with electing the next pope convene for a second day of unadulterated pot smoking. The 115 voting eligible church leaders will return... Wed, 13 Mar 2013 06:14:21 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113026/dennis-rodman-visit-caused-nuclear-war-threat-after-gangnam-style-confusion Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea is the main reason why the world stands on the brink of nuclear war and millions of North and South Korean troops are mobilizing and massing on the border of the divided country. North Korean leader Ki... Sat, 09 Mar 2013 15:51:04 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113005/drunken-cardinals-in-orgy-of-violence-cause-havoc-in-romes-nightclubs-and-bars Rome is preparing itself for another night of violence, vandalism and mayhem as more cardinals arrive in the Italian city to vote on a new pope. "It happens every time they need a new pontiff," explained bar owner Luigi Pistone as he swept broken... Thu, 07 Mar 2013 19:52:44 GMT World News