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			<title>IMPOSSIBLE SUCCESS LEAVES TO ARTHUR DEPRESSION</title> 
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			<description>James Arthur died of depression yesterday despite having the most successful winner&#39;s single so far.James Arthur has recently seen his debut single &#39;Impossible&#39; break a dozen of records such as &#39;most glum song of the year&#39;. 

In a poll conducted by...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:10:12 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Holden breaks a leg</title> 
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			<description>Amanda Holden broke a leg last night,it has been claimed. It came after a disgruntled audience member got fed up of her saying &quot;break a leg&quot; on Superstar. The audience member,a young pretty woman,got up out of her seat and kicked her leg repeatedly.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 08:39:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Clarkson offends Cocozza</title> 
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			<description>Jeremy Clarkson got into trouble yesterday for offending X&#45;Factor contestant Frankie Cocozza. 

The Top Gear host reportedly said Frankie was like &quot;a distressed dog in pain&quot;. 

Jeremy Clarkson has been known to get into trouble for offensive comm...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:55:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hasselhoff bags world record</title> 
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			<description>America&#39;s David Hasselhoff has reportedly won a world record for the person to say the most American phrases in a TV series. The world record came as a shock for Hasselhoff when he found the world record people looking for him straight after Saturday...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 19:07:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>CBeebies for Edward</title> 
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			<description>Britain&#39;s Got Talent&#39;s Edward Reid got picked up by Cbeebies last night as he lost to rival Steven Hall earlier in the week.

A Cbeebies spokesperson reportedly said &quot;This is our dream come true.Edward can sing nursery rhymes with style and young k...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 09:39:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>McKeith gets No 1</title> 
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			<description>Gillian Mckieth got her first No 1, &quot;It&#39;s fainting time&quot;, last night, beating Chico&#39;s &quot;It&#39;s Christmas time&quot; and Gino&#39;s &quot;essence of Italy song&quot; to the top chart spot.

The song tells the story of a doctor who constantly faints and gets about a milli...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2010 09:21:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Gillian Faints Yet Again</title> 
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			<description>Gillian Mckieth fainted for the a millionth time last night after seeing a massive spider.

The Spider happened to be Stacey trying to impress the campmates with a spider impression.

Gillian then lost the baby she was &quot;pregnant&quot; with when she&#39;s...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 14:03:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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