http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13771 Spoof News and Political Satire by alaskamojo en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:16:26 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13771 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by alaskamojo http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112095/guy-who-posted-u-tube-video-saying-hed-start-killing-people-if-it-goes-one-inch-further-exactly-kind-of-patriot-americas-founders-envisioned-having-assault-musket-arsenal James Yeager, CEO of Tactical Response, a Tennessee company that specializes in tactical weapons and training was taken aback that his threat to use his private arsenal of AR-15s, rocket launchers, hand grenades and personal mercenary contingent to "... Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:16:26 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110994/ailes-new-fox-viewer-chip-seal-team-six-finds-kills-truth On the heels of an election that came as no surprise to math aficionados like Nate Silver but left a presidential candidate, Fox News anchors and viewers "shell-shocked", confused, angry and even crying, Fox News President Roger Ailes announced the n... Sat, 10 Nov 2012 04:29:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110090/old-guy-from-americas-insulted-sucky-half-is-surprised-that-douchebag-mitwit-wants-his-vote Undecided voter Elmer Slocum, 109, of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire was surprised to learn today that his is the "one" vote the Romney camp has targeted to give Mitt the votes of all those not on welfare (50%) plus the winning one vote (Mr. Slocum) f... Mon, 24 Sep 2012 06:20:21 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109929/mitt-says-wimpy-way-osama-was-killed-proves-obama-not-up-to-job Mitt Romney blasted President Obama today. Calling him "severely soft" and "almost anally apologetic to Muslim monsters" we should be 'designating dead by drone," or at the very least "describing in less alliterative fashion," Mitt minced mots minima... Mon, 17 Sep 2012 06:39:30 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109804/guy-who-picked-sarah-palin-for-vp-wishes-he-did-not-say-train-wreck-to-describe-anything Mere seconds after telling reporters yesterday in Cernobbio, Italy that President Obama's Iran policy was a "train wreck," failed 2008 Presidential candidate John McCain who selected Sarah Palin to be his VP running mate regretted using the term. Tue, 11 Sep 2012 07:47:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109738/romney-dumps-vp-big-whopper-ryan-for-really-good-actor-chuck-norris On the heels of Chuck Norris' critically acclaimed Romney campaign ad warning of "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama win reelection, Mitt Romney held a press conference just minutes ago to announce he was replacing VP pick Paul Ryan with the chari... Fri, 07 Sep 2012 09:13:25 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109626/ryan-logic-lauded-by-nations-nitwits-if-obama-time-travel-caused-pre-obama-plant-closing-could-not-he-be-also-responsible-for-every-bad-thing-in-nations-history Romney VP pick Paul Ryan doubled down today on lies told during his Republican Convention acceptance speech and admitted fib to Runner's World about having run a sub three hour marathon. Wowing America's ninnies, he told the Harvard debate team this... Sat, 01 Sep 2012 21:41:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109551/bring-your-pet-dinosaur-day-louisiana-learning-exorcism-highlights-of-governor-jindal-speech-to-republican-convention Governor Bobby Jindal, architect of the Louisiana education voucher system that replaced public education, will explain to Republican conventioneers today how state funded Bible schools teaching children that the Loch Ness monster and dragons are rea... Wed, 29 Aug 2012 20:40:09 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109432/akin-truthtelling-mistake-exposes-risk-of-actually-learning-what-republican-party-stands-for U.S. Representative, Todd Akin (R-MO) remained under attack today from his Republican colleagues and Party officials for daring to say out loud what they all think. Earlier this week Akin was explaining to an interviewer why there should be no rape e... Fri, 24 Aug 2012 08:08:37 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109369/akin-womans-body-armor-thwarts-rape-pregnancy-with-tricks-sperm-wont-ask-for-help-or-directions On the heels of his comment that "legitimate" rape is "really rare" and that "the woman's body has ways to shut that whole thing down," U.S. House Science Committee member Representative Todd Akin(R-MO)schooled newsmen today using the same sex educat... Tue, 21 Aug 2012 06:29:33 GMT US Headlines