http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12001 Spoof News and Political Satire by armfeetandtoe en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:58:06 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12001 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by armfeetandtoe http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114473/michael-jackson-appears-before-jury Michael Jackson appeared in court yesterday along with his many friends and supporters. The pop hero stood in the dock answering questions about his demise, at one point Judge Yvette Palazuelos had to warn soul legend, James Brown about his c... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:58:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114469/ben-affleck-on-parenting Ben Affleck made a statement today declaring; "Raising kids is the greatest thing I could do,…….. if I could find the little sods. You haven't seem them have you? They are quite small and speak a strange language that I find hard to understand. By t... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:06:11 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113835/spice-girls-show-goes-tits-up Spice Girls show "Viva Forever" has come to a close after producer, Judy Crayfish Revealed; "Theatre rules dictate there must be more people in the audience than on the stage for a show to continue. Despite locking all the doors, the bastards managed... Fri, 03 May 2013 13:44:19 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113520/lady-thatcher-not-buried Lady Thatcher will not be buried in the foreseeable future minister's claim. Several noted undertakers have been contracted but have returned the body without explanation. A countrywide search has been made to find a funeral service willing to... Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:36:59 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113518/north-korea-attack-isle-of-wight North Korea refused to apologise last night after launching a missile attack on the Isle of Wight. Major Jim Bung Fong stated: "It were acrident, creaner press wong button". Residents on the small British island were shaken but not stirred duri... Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:04:08 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111199/im-a-celebritiy-get-me-out-of-here-punch-up There was a rumble in the celebrity jungle this morning when Tarzan dropped into the camp and demanded to know who gave them permission to use his Australian cousin's land. Cameras were turned off while ITV executives tried to negotiate with the i... Tue, 20 Nov 2012 16:31:19 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111176/cole-hole-gang-uproar The world famous Cole Hole Gang was in hiding today when it emerged that one of their members has been exposed as an upper class twit from West Sussex. Clive Danton, one of the longest, but shortest members of the gang was distraught when we caug... Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:09:09 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110487/president-obama-undergoes-speech-therapy President Obama has had to undergo speech therapy after banging his head. White House officials said the temporary speech impediment will be rectified before he has to give a speech about the economy. An insider said that Obama became difficult to... Fri, 12 Oct 2012 22:36:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108218/celebrity-heart-transplant-patient-ready-to-leave-hospital Mr Alf Fosset has made a speedy recovery after undergoing a heart transplant last month. The 55 year old Slather Polisher from West Ham had undergone extensive tests before the procedure could go ahead. He had been waiting two years before gettin... Wed, 27 Jun 2012 20:33:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108143/government-sack-benefit-cheats Government officials have outlined plans to sack benefit cheats and replace them with people that might have cheated, but did not have the bottle to do so. The change in circumstances for many fraudsters means they will no longer be able to sustain t... Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:56:11 GMT UK Headlines