http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6160 Spoof News and Political Satire by funwithwords en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 08 Apr 2013 07:52:17 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6160 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by funwithwords http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/75030/nfl-secretly-laying-the-rails-for-gay-athletes Midtown Manhattan, New York -- Rumors are swirling today amid social media-fueled reports that top NFL officials are on the verge of presenting major policy changes pertaining to the employment of current, and future, openly gay athletes within the l... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 07:52:17 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/78253/justin-bieber-taylor-lautner-piss-off-the-uk-video-proof-anna-chapmans-pubes-are-red United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act. Mon, 12 Jul 2010 22:22:38 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/75429/hordes-of-ex-catholic-priests-stage-santa-for-kids-convention-in-july Bloomington, Minnesota, July 1, 2010 -- A huge convention of Catholic ex-priests descended on the Mall of America today for the purpose of paying special attention to the area's children. "It's only once per year that we get to play Santa for the... Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:42:21 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/77796/hey-russia-how-about-a-toothless-crack-ho-spy-next-time-stupid Washington, D.C. -- Authorities stunned the nation as news of the arrest of a young, knock-out gorgeous alleged Russian spy spread across the networks today. "What in the world?" one flabbergasted neighbor of 28 year-old Russian spy, Anna Chapman... Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:50:33 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/77580/local-writer-botches-miley-cyrus-vagina-story-costing-thespoof-gobs-of-valuable-readers TheSpoof! -- In a development rarely seen on the pages of TheSpoof!, a well respected and beloved writer completely bombs his first attempt at a simple vagina story, and hasn't been heard from since. "My God," Spoof! fellow writer, funwithwords [f... Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:54:15 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/77401/isner-mahut-face-charges-as-multitudes-of-sensory-deprived-fans-collapse-die Wimbledon -- Tragedy struck Wimbledon today as hundreds of exhaustively bored tennis onlookers were rushed to local hospitals, including at least one man via wheelbarrow as local highways became log-jammed in emergency traffic. Although the day... Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:35:02 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/77251/louisiana-state-senate-this-oil-spill-will-now-cease-by-god Update, Yet another Day of Prayer has been declared for June 27, 2010, in both Louisiana and Texas as the first Day of Prayer failed to produce results Update #2, July 13, 2010. God still refuses to be swayed by mass prayer, even those pleas by pi... Mon, 21 Jun 2010 21:00:43 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/76840/local-toad-escapes-godzillas-grasp-in-frantic-pissing-frenzy Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening. "I was merely hopping along minding my own damn... Tue, 15 Jun 2010 20:26:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/75892/north-korea-fields-team-for-world-cup-secret-weapon-rumors-abound Johannesburg -- As teams from around the world arrive in South Africa in preparation for the 2010 World Cup, one team in particular looms as particularly threatening. Last having fielded a World Cup team in 1966, North Korea's reputation for the u... Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:03:36 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/76142/losers-of-miss-hideous-usa-to-contest-final-results "Nah, that bitch ain't all that," Miss Mildred Gates, the Second Runner-up and winner of Miss Hideously Ugly Arkansas, bitterly complained during a post-pageant dust-up involving several of the contestants. "I'll be takin' this to the top!" she angr... Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:03:49 GMT US Headlines