http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14134 Spoof News and Political Satire by Rocky Kray en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:16:06 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14134 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Rocky Kray http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110269/abu-hamza-lands-panto-role Abu Hamza was unable to be extradited to the U.S. to face terrorist charges when it emerged he had landed a starring role in the coming seasons Pantomime "Peter Pan" at Kings Theatre , Brombton. The trial Judge was overjoyed to hear that Hamza wil... Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:16:06 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110268/teacher-runs-off-to-france-with-embryo Schoolteacher Mr P Doe File has not been seen since last Monday where he failed to show up for his algebra class and it is believed he has run off to start a new life overseas with an embryo he has been grooming. He told a close friend that the co... Mon, 01 Oct 2012 20:42:57 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/110184/exchequer-spread-bets-away-uk-coffers-on-facebook-shares A source in the Government has revealed that persons high up in the treasury have lost all the UK gold resources spread betting them away on the Facebook share offering. "We thought we could gamble our way out of debt with 80% used buying the shar... Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:19:36 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110125/driving-test-for-get-away-drivers The Police have stepped in to insist that all get away drivers are tested under new Bank Robbery rules. Chief Constable Pinhead declared that getaway drivers are giving the British Motorist a bad name, often parking on double yellows outside the B... Tue, 25 Sep 2012 14:35:44 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110123/abu-hamza-off-to-america Abu Hamza has asked the Court if he can be allowed to walk to the U.S. as part of a sponsored walk to collect for Charity. Hamza said he wanted to save the UK taxpayers money and at the same time do something useful.. Using the little known rou... Tue, 25 Sep 2012 12:37:00 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110121/british-olympic-team-having-to-hand-back-all-medals The entire British Olympic team are having to return all medals after it was revealed that government agents had been spraying "slowing down" gas through the vents at the opposition sleeping quarters. Whistleblower Agent Dodgy Noseybastard thought... Tue, 25 Sep 2012 11:36:32 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110052/government-cutbacks-to-hit-drivers-again The government are having a cut back on the size of car park spaces so that only smart cars will be able to fit in them. MP Ted Slime states: "With the country in the state it's in we need to save money wherever we can , so we can save on the pain... Mon, 24 Sep 2012 10:27:51 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110050/free-food-at-your-supermarket-every-little-helps In a bid to increase its profile, national supermarket chain Asburyco are going to allow those suffering under the cut backs to have free food in a soup kitchen / food parcel kind of arrangement. During daylight hours any participant can go to any... Mon, 24 Sep 2012 10:27:50 GMT UK Headlines